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I think most musicians do like to have a laugh. -- Neil Innes
I love to have a laugh. I like to tease people. -- Anthony Hopkins
All you earnest young men out to save the world. . . please, have a laugh. -- Reinhold Niebuhr
Any job you can go to and have a laugh everyday has got to be a good job. -- Brent Spiner
I've been a poser for f--ing years. I say, pose your arse off. You know, have a laugh. -- Billy Connolly
My philosophy? Have a laugh for as long as you can and don't get run over. Or stabbed. -- Ricky Gervais
You can have a laugh in Los Angeles, or you can weep in Los Angeles, depending on your attitude towards it. -- Miranda Richardson
She has a laugh so hearty it knocks the whipped cream off an order of strawberry shortcake on a table fifty feet away. -- Damon Runyon
I think you would like Warren. He drinks Courvoisier in a Coke can, and has a laugh like you'd find in a cartoon bubble. -- Amy Hempel
You can't have a laugh track that sort of tells the audience when to laugh and, you know, it's difficult to find those moments. -- Chris Pratt
I think that Americans find the Australian humour and the energy of Australians very refreshing - we are quite self-deprecating, we're light-hearted and can have a laugh. -- Teresa Palmer
You wanna have laughs? Do what I do. When I go through a tollbooth, I keep going. I tell the guy, The car behind me is paying for two. -- Rodney Dangerfield
If you take yourself too seriously, you're dead in the water. I think the key to all is to have a laugh, have fun, and express every desire you had, as a kid. -- Chris Vance
The world is not entirely comic and it's not entirely dramatic. You have a laugh and then someone finds a lump and you deal with that. Because that is what life is like. -- Ricky Gervais
I'm just a true Irish boy at heart. I'm just myself, I stick by my guns and I treat people the way I think they should be treated, regardless of their status. And I just have a laugh. -- Colin Farrell
You have to have humor. If you don't have humor and you take yourself seriously, you're dead in the water. You have to be jostled. I love it. You've gotta have a laugh. It's better than working for a living. -- Anthony Hopkins
I think I'm too cynical for L.A. My sense of humor doesn't go down well here, which probably affects my love life. I need to have a laugh track following me around so people know I'm trying to be funny. -- Teddy Thompson
If you haven't got a sense of humor you're making your life a hundred times harder. It doesn't matter what happens to you, if you can have a laugh about it, and don't take yourself so serious, you have the battles halfway won. -- Jack Bruce
Just once, I'd like to find a boy. And I like him and he likes me. And we have a laugh and the kissing's really good and there's no-one getting in the way of the laughing and the kissing. Is that too much to ask? -- Sarra Manning
Cousins are people that are ready made friends, you have laughs with them and remember good times from a young age, you have fights with them but you always know you love each other, they are a better thing than brothers and sisters and friends cause there all pieced together as one. -- Courteney Cox
One of the reasons I sing so much about smoking or drinking isn't about the addiction, but more so that I'm trying to let people have a good time at my shows and forget their problems. Relax and enjoy. There's not certain religions or politics sold on them. Just come out, have a beer, have a laugh, good energy from stage and have a good time. -- Hank Williams III
I have to laugh at myself. -- Anthony Kiedis
Yes, I have this crazy honk of a laugh. -- Jimmy Carr
Barack Obama, foreign policy wizard. I just have to laugh. -- Rush Limbaugh
Everybody needs to laugh and have fun and feel good. -- Andie MacDowell
As soon as you have made a thought, laugh at it. -- Laozi
If you cannot laugh frequently and genuinely, you have no soul. -- Idries Shah
If boys say something that's not funny, you don't have to laugh. -- Amy Poehler
I never have actually had a girl who's made me laugh before. -- Chad Michael Murray
I'd go mad if I didn't have things to make me laugh. -- Stuart Rose
There are some things so serious you have to laugh at them. -- Niels Bohr
But who in war will not have his laugh amid the skulls? -- Winston Churchill
You have to laugh, you have to be able to take criticism. -- Tina Yothers
When I reflect on how things have changed, I can't help but laugh. -- Alexis Korner
Laugh. Laughter is immeasurable. Be joyful though you have considered all the facts. -- Wendell Berry
You have to laugh at yourself. Otherwise you'll waste all that great material. -- Mark Driscoll
Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams don't have much. -- Tony Robbins
If you skateboard, you cant be afraid to have people laugh at you. -- Mark Gonzales
Tabloids can be fun. I see stuff sometimes and have a good laugh. -- Adrian Grenier
You grow up the day you have the first real laugh at yourself. -- Ethel Barrymore
I believe that people just want to laugh and have a good time. -- Kym Whitley
I am a big man, and I have a laugh to match my size. -- Gert Frobe
I hoped I could make people smile and laugh and have a good time. -- Carson Kressley
Don't wait to be happy to laugh... You may die and never have laughed. -- Jean de la Bruyere
I was born serious and I have earned my bread making other people laugh. -- Marie Dressler
Girls, if a boy says something that isn't funny, you don't have to laugh. -- Amy Poehler
I love that I can tell the truth and have people laugh at it. -- Kevin Hart
It's not terribly dignified to have anyone seeing one laugh at one's own material. -- Berkeley Breathed
I have good laugh every day. I enjoy life. I'm surrounded by love and positivity. -- Kevin Hart
I have been accused of making people laugh, maybe when it's not appropriate, during scenes. -- Jeremy Sumpter
Investigators have discovered that dogs can laugh, which can't be too big of a surprise. -- Tony Snow
We have to laugh. Because laughter, we already know, is the first evidence of freedom. -- Rosario Castellanos
I have a good, hearty laugh and an energetic handshake, and those are trump cards. -- Albert Camus
You can't take life too seriously. You just have to laugh your way through it. -- Marjorie Pay Hinckley
I think I have a sense of mischief and that I can laugh at myself. -- Eric Cantona
You have to laugh at yourself, because you'd cry your eyes out if you didn't. -- Emily Saliers
I love inappropriate humour. What else are you going to do? You have to laugh. -- Bojana Novakovic
If it were not for the government, we should have nothing to laugh at in France. -- Nicolas Chamfort
Those who have everything but thee, my God, laugh at those who have nothing but thyself. -- Rabindranath Tagore
You only live once this time around ... have no fear, take every chance, live, laugh, love. -- Rosanne Lombardo Heaton
Wherever you go in the world, you just have to say you're Canadian and people laugh -- John Candy
Fairytales have always got to have that scary quality, as long as you make them laugh. -- Helena Bonham Carter
Sometimes you have to laugh to keep from crying or getting overly angry or to maintain control. -- Dennis Haysbert
If you have good friends, no matter how much life is sucking , they can make you laugh. -- P. C. Cast
The two best things you can do for a person is have sex or make them laugh. -- Chris Rock
Dead men always have the last laugh. They win. They're dead. You can't hurt their feelings anymore. -- Cass McCombs
I absolutely want to have a career where you make'em laugh and make'em cry. It's all theater. -- Jim Carrey
I laugh almost everyday. I have a good sense of humor, so I'm always finding something funny. -- Condoleezza Rice
I have always believed that a good laugh was good for both the mental and physical digestion. -- Abraham Lincoln
I have always noticed that people will never laugh at anything that is not based on truth. -- Will Rogers
But I really believe that if you have the ability, there is an obligation to make people laugh -- Bob Newhart
I like being cheerful. Isn't it nice to be able to have fun and laugh while doing interviews? -- Seungri
So many shows don't have laugh tracks now that, when you hear it, it can be slightly jarring. -- Casey Wilson
Comedy arises out of necessity, because some things are so dark that you have to laugh about it. -- Zosia Mamet
Tell people the truth, they laugh. The truth is so tragic they have to pretend it's a joke. -- Lucille Kallen
I may never let go of my wrath, my anger, but I will always have the last laugh. -- Corey Taylor
It makes me laugh when you bring two things together which have nothing to do with one another. -- Jean-Luc Godard
Wisdom is better than wit, and in the long run will certainly have the laugh on her side. -- Jane Austen
I don't know if it's better to have people laugh at what you are or just not understand. -- Heidi W. Durrow
When people have no interest in a subject, it's very hard to get them to laugh about it. -- George Meyer
Life is short. You have to be able to laugh at our pain or we never move on. -- Jeff Ross
You have to be able to laugh at yourself. That's what I tell Asian people all the time. -- Sarah Silverman
Even though my work is whimsical. I have a very serious job. I cry more than I laugh. -- Richard Simmons
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Sometimes I say some things people may think are just outlandish, but I'm going to have the last laugh. -- Riff Raff
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When you have a writing partner and you're writing a comedy, your goal is to make each other laugh. -- Lauren Miller
Making people laugh is magic. I feel like if you have humility, then you can do anything in comedy. -- Amanda Seyfried
Sometimes you almost have to laugh to keep from crying to deal with the pain associated with the 'hood. -- Gucci Mane
You have to learn to laugh all the time. It's a practice of life. It's a practice of happiness. -- Russell Simmons
Since it's now fashionable to laugh at the conservative French Academy, I have remained a rebel by joining it. -- Jean Cocteau
I have often seen an actor laugh off the stage, but I don't remember ever having seen one weep. -- Bette Davis
If you don't learn to laugh at troubles, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old. -- E. W. Howe
I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful. -- Bob Hope
Jokes that make me laugh out loud when I write them almost always bomb. I have no idea why. -- Chris Hardwick
When you have known the kiss of a flaying knife, a laugh loses all its power to hurt you. -- George R. R. Martin
An audience is so important. I would never have had the guts to dub in that big a laugh. -- Desi Arnaz
You have to be able to laugh at yourself. Attitude is almost more important than what happens to you. -- Dick Van Dyke
The women I know who have gone through breast cancer still laugh a lot. They're not crying all day. -- Monica Potter
I have a great desire to make people smile - not laugh. Laughter is too aggressive. People bare their teeth. -- Muriel Spark
My capacity for humour may have come largely from my father - he liked to entertain people, make people laugh. -- Morris Gleitzman
Most people are bad with names. I have learned a trick: Make them laugh and they will never forget you. -- Mike Thompson
People say both Obama and I have trouble laughing at ourselves. We can't laugh at ourselves. That would be racist! -- Bobby Jindal
Let others laugh when you sacrifice desire to duty, if they will. You have time and eternity to rejoice in. -- Theodore Parker
Life is tough; and if you have the ability to laugh at it, you have the ability to enjoy it. -- Salma Hayek
I have an aversion to laugh tracks - the moment I hear a laugh track, I go to another channel. -- Bob Newhart
In life you have two choices. You can laugh or you can cry. You have to laugh, you have to. -- Mariska Hargitay
If wine tells truth - and so have said the wise, It makes me laugh to think how brandy lies! -- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.
Temptation likes best those who think they have a natural immunity, for it may laugh all the harder when they succumb. -- Catherynne M. Valente
When I'm sitting writing, I know that something works if I've made myself cry, or laugh, or have a visceral emotion. -- Brit Marling
When I made mistakes, people used to laugh. I could have learnt better, but I've always liked to make people laugh. -- Jane Birkin
A woman may have a witty tongue or a stinging pen but she will never laugh at her own individual shortcomings. -- Irvin S. Cobb
Children are the same the world over. They may have a different culture, but an ache or a laugh is universal. -- Danny Kaye
To laugh often and much ... this is to have succeeded. Probably not from Emerson: here's the full quotation and the story. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson
The fine line that you do when you do political comedy is, as long as you have that laugh, you're fine. -- Lewis Black
He's trying not to laugh. I tell him I would have doomed mankind for him, and he's trying not to laugh. -- Karen Marie Moning
Roy Blount's stuff makes me laugh so hard, sometimes I have to go sit in a room and shut the door -- Garrison Keillor
When people laugh at a company or say, 'This is the stupidest thing I have ever heard,' you are listening. -- Fred Wilson
And then adds with a laugh, 'but in retrospect I think he may have been more sophisticated than we were.' -- Dave Van Ronk
When I have to cry, I think about my love life. When I have to laugh, I think about my love life. -- Glenda Jackson

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