Neil Innes quotes:

I suppose we all loved those kind of sci-fi movies where terrible things came out of swamps and came to Mars. And there's usually some poor girl. All the guys are trying to desperately handle levers and saying, go to something or other.

Eric Clapton always wanted to come out onstage with a stuffed parrot on his shoulder.

But we used to go to flea markets and things, and look for old 78 records that had silly song titles.

As I said, when we needed to move over to rock'n'roll, Sam and Vernon couldn't quite make the shift. So that's when Larry took over on drums, and we needed a bass player.

We weren't by any means like the Grateful Dead or something, who could just roll on and on and on.

I see my role in the Bonzos as being the straight man, in many ways.

And Roger was crazy with his robots and everything.

But I mean, again, Zappa's far more musical than the Bonzos ever were.

In fact, Moon came on tour with us for a bit just before a big festival in Brighton, I think.

I wasn't aware that Track Records were interested in the Bonzos.

We then took a shortened version of what we'd been doing in the pubs, with the best gags and things like that, out to cabaret clubs and things in the north of England for six weeks. And we became a big success.

I mean Gorilla was really our first sort of goes at songwriting.

Viv had this kind of stage presence where you couldn't ignore it. He walked onstage, he looked dangerous. You just didn't know what he was going to do.

I mean Gorilla was really our first sort of goes at songwriting."

Answers given with authority negate the search for truth.

Because Larry, by then, was a drummer, who would sort of get bored and tired, and rather stand up and blow kisses to people. So we needed the bass to sort of drive along.

I suppose Roger had the license to do anything that fitted the venue.

Ladies and gentlemen, Ive suffered for my music ... now its your turn.

When we did Top of the Pops for the third time, we decided to do it as a television program here called Come Dancing, which is not as rude as it sounds.

But Dennis was a really solid musician, and we really needed somebody who could play bass like him.

I think most musicians do like to have a laugh.

We weren't going to play the show-biz game, and be obsequious.

It was just us lampooning our own peer group, saying, well hey, where did this stuff come from? And where does British guys get to be so good at it suddenly?

I mean in recent years, I think you've only got to sell thirty or forty thousand to get a #1.