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Cowboys make better lovers: Ask any cow. -- Edward Abbey
Cow-slaughter can never be stopped by law. -- Mahatma Gandhi
Who will sell the Cow, must say the word. -- George Herbert
Cow preservation is an article of faith in Hinduism. -- Mahatma Gandhi
A poore mans Cow dies a rich mans child. -- George Herbert
Cow protection is the gift of Hinduism to the world. -- Mahatma Gandhi
Motor cut. Forced landing. Hit cow. Cow died. Scared me. -- Dean Smith
I used to have Mad Cow's disease, but I'm alright Nooooooooow. -- Billy Connolly
Cow-protection can only be secured by cultivating universal friendliness, i.e. ahimsa. -- Mahatma Gandhi
A curst Cow hath short hornes. [A curst cow has short horns.] -- George Herbert
Cow protection to me is infinitely more than mere protection of the cow. -- Mahatma Gandhi
Cow-slaughter and man-slaughter are in my opinion two sides of the same coin. -- Mahatma Gandhi
One Cow in Palestine is worth more than all the Jews in Poland -- Yitzhak Gruenbaum
Cow protection means protection of the weak, the helpless, the dumb and the deaf. -- Mahatma Gandhi
Cow protection to me is one of the most wonderful phenomena in the human evolution. -- Mahatma Gandhi
I introduced myself thus: My name is Moscow Moonlove. My friends call me Moss, Cow, Moo, Moon, or Tigerpants. -- Jarod Kintz
That's why workers in France like horsemeat, because it's like a male thing that makes you strong. Cow meat is a much more female meat. -- Gaspar Noe
I knew the profanity used up and down my street would not go over the air... So I trained myself to say 'Holy Cow' instead. -- Harry Caray
Ah, yes! I wrote the "Purple Cow" - I'm sorry, now, I wrote it! But I can tell you anyhow, I'll kill you if you quote it! -- Gelett Burgess
SACRED, adj. Dedicated to some religious purpose; having a divine character; inspiring solemn thoughts or emotions; as... the Cow in India; the Crocodile, the Cat and the Onion of ancient Egypt. -- Ambrose Bierce
But if you are in danger, then (say your prayers) on foot or on horseback; and when you are secure, then remember Allah, as He has taught you what you did not know. (The Cow 2.239) -- quran
As I stood outside in Cow Lane, it occurred to me that Heaven must be a place where the library is open twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week. No ... eight days a week. -- Alan Bradley
Say you write a song about a chandelier, and the chandelier gives off light. And the light is the color red and red reminds you of the color your not supposed to wear around a bull. So you name the song 'Cow.' -- Billy Corgan
To my mind, the only possible pet is a cow. Cows love you. They will listen to your problems and never ask a thing in return. They will be your friends forever. And when you get tired of them, you can kill and eat them. Perfect. -- Bill Bryson
Moo may represent an idea, but only the cow knows. -- Mason Cooley
My cow is not pretty, but it is pretty to me. -- David Lynch
You can only milk a cow so long, then you're left holding the pail. -- Hank Aaron
The cow is of the bovine ilk; one end is moo, the other milk. -- Ogden Nash
I don't believe that you have to be a cow to know what milk is. -- Ann Landers
All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. -- Grant Wood
I can't say that I've ever actually got on a horse and roped a cow, no. -- Blake Shelton
Holy cow, in the course of one week I feel like I've lived about a year! -- Karlie Kloss
Real nutrition comes from soybeans, almonds, rice, and other healthy vegetable sources, not from a cow's udder. -- Ingrid Newkirk
I do believe sometimes discipline is very important. I'm not just lying around like a lazy cow all the time. -- Bjork
The average man is a conformist, accepting miseries and disasters with the stoicism of a cow standing in the rain. -- Colin Wilson
I write in order to attain that feeling of tension relieved and function achieved which a cow enjoys on giving milk. -- H. L. Mencken
For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. -- Ralph Nader
Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. -- Tommy Douglas
It's a pragmatist's business, comedy. Start off with good intentions and references to the Pompidou Centre and you end up with boiled sweets and a pantomime cow. -- Mel Smith
I don't like looking back. I'm always constantly looking forward. I'm not the one to sort of sit and cry over spilt milk. I'm too busy looking for the next cow. -- Gordon Ramsay
So Pa sold the little house. He sold the cow and calf. He made hickory bows and fastened them upright to the wagon box. Ma helped him stretch white canvas over them. -- Laura Ingalls Wilder
If happiness truly consisted in physical ease and freedom from care, then the happiest individual would not be either a man or a woman; it would be, I think, an American cow. -- William Lyon Phelps
Some people regard private enterprise as a predatory tiger to be shot. Others look on it as a cow they can milk. Not enough people see it as a healthy horse, pulling a sturdy wagon. -- Winston Churchill
I like animals, all animals. I wouldn't hurt a cat or a dog - or a chicken or a cow. And I wouldn't ask someone else to hurt them for me. That's why I'm a vegetarian. -- Peter Dinklage
Ever consider what pets must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth! -- Anne Tyler
In the 1990s, it's OK to do comedy about the Chernobyl disaster or the Space Shuttle blowing up. It's acceptable to ridicule the Pope or the President of the United States, but God forbid you do a joke... about gays. The gay community is the last sacred cow in this society. -- Sam Kinison
What shocked me, and what I wasn't prepared for, was just how brutal and how unethical some people can be in the NFL. I mean, there were some great people, but there were some real snakes, too. I was like, 'Holy cow!' But it made me a better person, and it got me ready for other things. -- Terry Crews
Growing up, I was a little hippie kid. I went to some good concerts... Amnesty International with Bob Dylan and Tracy Chapman... The best concert I ever went to was this one at the Cow Palace my freshman year in college on New Year's Eve. It was Pearl Jam opening for Nirvana opening for Red Hot Chili Peppers. -- Summer Sanders
We were so poor as kids. I didn't even see a bathtub, running water, hot water, commode - we didn't have any of that. We started with a humble log house, milk cow, garden-raised our own food, killed a hog every year in the fall, and had the meat hanging up in the smokehouse - that was our childhood, me and ol' Si. -- Phil Robertson
It's like that Simpsons joke - they're filming a cow in a movie and they go, 'OK, we'll tape a bunch of cats together to make a cow', and it's like, 'Why don't you just use a cow?'. For some reason that is novel - like, 'Oh, my guitar sounds like a piano and now if I can just get my piano to sound like my guitar'. -- Ian Williams
Don't have a cow, man. -- Matt Groening
Ask me. I'm a cow expert. -- Gordon Korman
Kiss till the cow comes home. -- Francis Beaumont
Irreverence is our only sacred cow. -- Paul Krassner
God sends a curst cow short horns. -- George Herbert
WHERE'S MY COW? ARE YOU MY COW? -- Terry Pratchett
The sport needs the cash cow back. -- Floyd Mayweather, Jr.
I'm a cowboy who never saw a cow. -- Johnny Mercer
I have a cow's valve in my heart. -- Maurice Strong
The central fact of Hinduism is cow protection. -- Mahatma Gandhi
The cow to me is a sermon on pity. -- Mahatma Gandhi
Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. -- Will Rogers
A cow's heaven is a flower's idea of hell. -- Oliver Gaspirtz
The cow's point of view deserves more literary attention. -- Mason Cooley
The cow is the purest type of sub-human life. -- Mahatma Gandhi
There was a little element of feeling like a cow. -- Adam Gilchrist
Even a cow creates ambiguous signifiers. The moo of mystery. -- Mason Cooley
Mother cow expects from us nothing but grass and grain. -- Mahatma Gandhi
Politicians regard the public as a cow to be milked -- Elbert Hubbard
"You got beef, bring your cow, I will cattle you" -- Lil Wayne
If you can't lay an egg or milk a cow -- Rebbecca D. Myers
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose? -- Steven Wright
You is what you am, a cow don't make ham. -- Frank Zappa
Don't milk the cow too hard. She will kick you. -- Mason Cooley
Once you kill a cow, you gotta make a burger -- Lady Gaga
If you do not milk the cow fully, it falls sick. -- Lalu Prasad Yadav
You lose that sacred-cow status when you lose three straight years. -- Joe Dumars
When mother-cow is chewing grass its young ones watch its mouth -- Chinua Achebe
The cow can be saved only if buffalo-breeding is given up. -- Mahatma Gandhi
Ive never met a general yet who could milk a cow. -- Lennart Meri
Every sacred cow in the business has to do with economics. -- Gena Rowlands
It's bits of dead cow; don't ask it to perform miracles. -- Sarah Rees Brennan
Don't cry over spilled milk-- get angry and punch a cow. -- Stephen Colbert
Wave bye-bye to your cash cow, 'cause it's leaving the pasture. -- Jimmy McGill
I cannot harness a horse. I am afraid of a cow. -- Lyman Abbott
Writing does for me what giving milk does for a cow. -- H. L. Mencken
Religion is a cow. It gives milk, but it also kicks. -- Gautama Buddha
The money in politics is a cash cow for the media. -- Noam Chomsky
A cat's meow and cow's moo, I can recite them all. -- Bob Dylan
I've never met a general yet who could milk a cow. -- Lennart Meri
Mother cow is as useful dead as when she is alive. -- Mahatma Gandhi
Any of us would kill a cow rather than not have beef. -- Samuel Johnson
A publisher who writes is like a cow in a milk bar. -- Arthur Koestler
Playing golf is like chasing a quinine pill around a cow pasture. -- Winston Churchill
Even if you feed the cow cocoa you will not get chocolate. -- Bill Vaughan
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I'd rather eat a cow-pat on a bun than a bloody McDonalds. -- Alex Kapranos
With a tongue like a cow, she could make you go wow. -- Frank Zappa
Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it -- Andrew Leigh
It's not socially acceptable to be a complete and utter manipulative cow. -- Lena Headey
It's true: Every time you kill an elk, you're saving some cow's life. -- Edward Abbey
Some people do not eat cow meat. I do so, provided it's tender. -- Yajnavalkya
No longer diverted by other emotions, I work the way a cow grazes. -- Kathe Kollwitz
Every time you have a glass of cow milk, some calf is not. -- Gary Yourofsky
Of all political sacred-cows, education is the most sacred and the most cow-like. -- Enoch Powell
You can sit on a brick, and milk a cow with a blanket. -- Nicole McKay
Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns -- Groucho Marx
Keep a cow, and the milk won't have to be watered but once. -- Josh Billings
Now I've a sheep and a cow, every body bids me good morrow. -- Benjamin Franklin
I can tell a good cowboy by the way he approaches a cow. -- Henry Green
Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. -- Mark Twain
The earth is real. Only a fool, milking his cow, denies the cow's reality. -- Edward Abbey
Learning is like a cow of desire. It, like her, yields in all seasons. -- Chanakya
Don't you want me to kiss you goodbye, sweetie?" "Kiss a cow farm boy -- Nora Roberts
Mother cow is in many ways better than the mother who gave us birth. -- Mahatma Gandhi
How do we get a pantomime cow on set. Jeez, the rigours of satire. -- Mel Smith
I have a history of saving animals. I started years ago with a cow. -- Peter Max
The cow knows not what her tail is worth till she has lost it. -- George Herbert
Man, through the cow, is enjoined to realize his identity with all that lives. -- Mahatma Gandhi
The cow is of the bovine ilk: One end is moo, the other, milk. -- Ogden Nash

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