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I think the qualities I look for in a girl I'd like to be my girlfriend would be the way Lindsay's character is before she becomes a plastic. Very real. -- Jonathan Bennett
You want to take me to a movie?" I asked. "Well, not really," he said. "What I really want is for you to be my girlfriend. But I thought saying that might scare you off. -- Sarah Dessen
Have you tried this shrimp? It's freaking amazing. Would you get away from me? I hate you. You're so moody. Just because I kidnapped you and tried to force you to be my girlfriend. I thought you would be over that by now. -- Meg Cabot
Now we'd known each other for two years, the side of my calf was touching his shins, and his stomach was against my ribs. He said, "I don't think it's end of world to be my girlfriend." I opened my mouth, but nothing came out. It took seven languages to make me; it would be nice if I could have spoken just one. -- Nicole Krauss
My song is ya girlfriend's wakin up ringer -- Drake
I'm married to football, baseball is my girlfriend. -- Deion Sanders
My career is my girlfriend. -- Aaron Carter
My girlfriend has been the ice. -- Apolo Ohno
My girlfriend is an angel." -Xavier -- Alexandra Adornetto
Beauty magazines make my girlfriend feel ugly. -- James De La Vega
I'm not a lesbian, but my girlfriend is. -- Gina Gershon
My girlfriend doesn't think I'm funny at all. -- Robbie Amell
My girlfriend's a costume designer in the theater. -- Philip Seymour Hoffman
I want my next girlfriend to be my wife. -- Daniel Matsunaga
I'd always walk my girlfriend home, i'm too protective! -- Niall Horan
What calmed me down finally was when my girlfriend got pregnant. -- Johnny Knoxville
My ex girlfriend was exquisite, and my current one is quisite. -- Jarod Kintz
All my life there's always been an ex-wife or a girlfriend. -- Ronnie Wood
I got caught kissing my dad's ex-girlfriend - at his wedding! -- Lee Ryan
My girlfriend still doesn't know why her sweaters are always stretched out. -- Ed Wood
You will not kill my girlfriend today, International Terrorists of Ambiguous Nationality! -- John Green
My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading -- Steve Jobs
My girlfriend is rap. Music and albums and records and my kids. -- Mystikal
I'm 47, my girlfriend's 33; she's 14 years younger than me, back of the net! -- Steve Coogan
The marathon is my only girlfriend. I give her everything I have. -- Toshihiko Seko
My girlfriend and I just had make-up sex. We both wore make-up. -- Randy Kagan
I gave my girlfriend something she didn't expect for Valentine's day... Chlamydia. -- Frankie Boyle
I love my girlfriend to bits. I'd never do anything to hurt her. -- Charlie Simpson
I change my mind so much I need two boyfriends and a girlfriend. -- Pink
My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality. -- Jay London
I'm getting pretty worried. My girlfriend hasn't gotten her period. And she's already 14. -- Anthony Jeselnik
A girlfriend? No thanks, I'd rather play nintendo and build my lego set! -- Zac Hanson
My girlfriend thinks I look like a reptile - it's not the best. -- Andy Murray
I'm really worried about my girlfriend's morals ... she has NEXT written on her knickers. -- Frank Carson
My girlfriend looks a little like Charlize Theron...and a lot like Patrick Ewing. -- Zach Galifianakis
My girlfriend is a party girl angel who can kick some arse and cook. -- Wendy Higgins
Anyone who says I would never hit a woman hasn't met my x girlfriend. -- Dov Davidoff
My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her, so I said "Alright, fatty." -- Jimmy Carr
Yeah, that's exactly what I want. To help my girlfriend get her old boyfriend back. -- Richelle Mead
I'm not single, I'm just wait for my girlfriend to quit playing hide and seek. -- Tim Walters
In my position, I think the best thing I do is just keep girlfriend involved. -- Kid Ink
I would like to have a girlfriend who is more mature than my mental age. -- Yuki
I just broke up with my girlfriend because I caught her lying. Under another man. -- Doug Benson
My girlfriend is sad and quiet and keeps me up all night worrying about her. -- Rainbow Rowell
Very sorry to disappoint you, guys. It was not for my girlfriend but for Sachin Tendulkar. -- Yuvraj Singh
My ex girlfriend and I, we had chemistry together. And right after that, we had biology. -- Jarod Kintz
I was thinking it was worth the risk if it meant forever with my faery girlfriend. -- Melissa Marr
I can't swim but if my girlfriend was drowning, I'd still dive in to save her. -- Zayn Malik
I feel comfortable with what I do and I guess that my girlfriend feels the same. -- Felix Baumgartner
My girlfriend wants to get married. I tell you - I hope she meets somebody nice. -- Adam Ferrara
I do love playing games, but once I have a girlfriend, she will be my princess. -- Cho Kyuhyun
I don't date my girlfriend because she's a model. I date her because I love her. -- Adam Levine
I feel worthless. My girlfriend was attacked on the subway yesterday. And I can't even enjoy it. -- Anthony Jeselnik
My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes. -- Emo Philips
My girlfriend said, Emo, I'm seeing another man. I said, Well, try rubbing your eyes or something. -- Emo Philips
My girlfriend makes me want to be a better person... so I can get a better girlfriend. -- Anthony Jeselnik
And my girlfriend, she's FAT! How fat? She's so fat she wears two watches-one for each time zone! -- Rodney Dangerfield
First click attribution is akin to giving my first girlfriend 100% of the credit for me marrying my wife. -- Avinash Kaushik
My high school girlfriend would ask if I finally learned how to unbutton the back of a sweater! -- Breckin Meyer
The burn is my girlfriend, failure is my ex. I'm married to the track and engaged to success. -- Andre Bramble
A lot of people wouldn't feel miserable in this environment. A lot of people aren't dating my girlfriend. -- Dov Davidoff
I told my girlfriend that a praying mantis female eats its mate after copulation. She didn't take the hint. -- James Floyd
Beauty, my first girlfriend said to me, is that inner quality often associated with great amounts of leisure time. -- Dorothy Allison
I would be a horrible girlfriend at this point in my life, because Iâ??m both needy and unavailable. -- Lena Dunham
Losing hope means ceasing to love my son and my girlfriend and many friends and people around the world. -- Hassan Blasim
My girlfriend is Jewish. But it's easier to buy her a Christmas present and then break it into 8 pieces. -- Anthony Jeselnik
I cried when my ex-girlfriend sent me a text message saying how much she liked my present to her. -- Tao Lin
I want my relationship with my girlfriend to be built on trust, not toothpicks, rubber bands, and lentil beans. -- Jarod Kintz
I just like to sit and admire my garden; it's so well kept by my gardener and my girlfriend. -- Anton du Beke
I've spent the past two years looking for my ex-girlfriendâ??s killerâ?¦ but no one will do it. -- Anthony Jeselnik
I love getting a smile out of my girlfriend - that makes me feel like I'm seen, or heard. -- Jason Mraz
My girlfriend does her nails with white-out. When she's asleep, I go over there and write misspelled words on them. -- Steven Wright
The radio is blastin', someone's knockin' at the door. I'm lookin' at my girlfriend, she's passed out on the floor. -- Randy Newman
I crashed my bicycle on the way to my first date with my ex-girlfriend and was cautioned by the police. -- James Norton
During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel. -- Rodney Dangerfield
I said to my girlfriend, you shouldn't eat before you swim. She said, "why not"? I said, you look fat. -- Jimmy Carr
My teacher knew that I always had a girlfriend. For some reason, he never said anything to me about it. -- Frederick Lindemann, 1st Viscount Cherwell
My girlfriend asked me if I only love her for her body. I said no, baby. Just parts of it. -- Anthony Jeselnik
I love English girls! I adore all their different accents. Who knows, I could find a British girlfriend on my travels! -- Austin Butler
When I hold something that's radioactive, it's kind of an indescribable feeling. It's kind of like when I'm with my girlfriend. -- Taylor Wilson
I listen to Neil Young and jazz and classical stations and, if my girlfriend's driving, it tends to be Hall & Oates. -- Black Francis
I listen to Neil Young and jazz and classical stations and, if my girlfriend's driving, it tends to be Hall & Oates. -- Black Francis
Music is my girlfriend, pretty much. It's makes it a little difficult, but I'm always looking, looking for the right girl. -- Shwayze
My girlfriend's packed her bags and moved out to another town, she couldn't stand the boredom when the video broke down. -- Ray Davies
My last Olympics, I had a girlfriend "? big mistake. Now I'm single, so London should be really good. I'm excited. -- Ryan Lochte
My ex-girlfriend owned a parakeetâ?¦oh my god, that f**king thing would never shut up. But the bird was cool. -- Anthony Jeselnik
My girlfriend is despicable. I just found out she flirted with my brother, during my mom's funeral, while I was asleep. -- Anthony Jeselnik
I usually spend Valentines Day with my friends. But if I did have a girlfriend, I'd bring her flowers and candy. -- Zac Efron
When I need a break from the boys, I go with my girlfriend to buy pretty little dresses for her daughter. -- Kim Raver
My girlfriend is a great support, and I've got a big circle of mates who keep my feet on the ground. -- Rob James-Collier
You're sweet. I'm going to make sure you kiss me good with those big lips. I'm gonna make you my girlfriend. -- Mike Tyson
I have never turned to my girlfriend and said, Oh, okay, babe, and I see it in scripts all the time. -- Casey Wilson
My idea of hell is a girlfriend ringing up and saying, 'Let's go shopping and have cocktails.' I'd rather play cards. -- Alison Moyet
When I was 13, I remember crying on my mum's shoulder when my first girlfriend dumped me via MSN Messenger. That was cold. -- Conor Maynard
Sometimes I pretend not to look at my own characters, because that's like different people getting off with your girlfriend or something. -- Grant Morrison
I view my wife as my lover, and we have a bond that goes beyond words like wife or girlfriend or mother. -- Tom Hanks
Parking's expensive, so I walk or ride my bike, which is good because my girlfriend's getting her PhD as an environmental engineer. -- Chaz Bundick
She's my wife, not my girlfriend. Maybe for her it is better. For me, she's still the same girl, just my wife -- Nikolay Davydenko
I just split up with my girlfriend, but like the Japanese say, 'They'll be another one floating by any minute now.' -- Gilbert Gottfried
Right after I graduated, my girlfriend, who I had been going out with for five years, dumped me, and my grandmother died. -- Mike Gordon
She didn't want me; she wanted all of me. I didn't mind saying it. My girlfriend scared the crap out of me. -- T.J. Forrester
I have all my ex-girlfriends lumped into one big girlfriend I called M.A.N.D.Y.: My, Another Neurotic Disappointment? Yes. -- Dana Gould
I've guess I've gotten older and my sex appeal has waned. It's OK. I've got an amazing girlfriend and she keeps me happy. -- Mark Kozelek
My neighbor complains every time my girlfriend and I have sex. We're not even that loud. But he used to date my girlfriend. -- Anthony Jeselnik
I love being outdoors, playing beach tennis, going for runs in the sand, or doing a three-hour hike with my best girlfriend, Mieko. -- AnnaLynne McCord
My girlfriend said, Just buy me something crazy and expensive, something I don't even need! So, I signed her up for radiation treatment. -- Emo Philips
I have a great family, good friends, a nice girlfriend, my own house. I have got everything how I want it to be. -- Michael Owen
My ex-girlfriend was exquisite, while my current girlfriend is merely quisite. The ex always makes the past seem more excellent than the present. -- Jarod Kintz
You know," I said to Michael, "my girlfriend took him down with a broken tree branch." "Too bad she isn't here," he said. -- Rachel Caine
I'm a talker. I don't bottle things up. I always call my mum or a close girlfriend and try to talk things out. -- Louise Roe
I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch. -- Bo Burnham
I think my ex-girlfriend has weekly lessons with the devil on how to be more evil. I don't know what she charges him. -- Emo Philips
How would I treat a girl if she was my girlfriend? I`m a really affectionate person and I like being a gentleman. -- Omarion
My girlfriend knows that if I'm acting weird at home to go to one of my shows to see what's on my mind. -- Gabriel Iglesias
Recently my girlfriend asked me if I was having sex behind her back and I replied, "Yes, who did you think it was?" -- Jimmy Carr
My song is ya girlfriend's wakin up ringer... or alarm or whateva. She'll be here at 6 in the morn if I let her -- Drake
My girlfriend just told me I am one of the smartest people she knows. I told her, You need to meet other people. -- Bob Saget
When I turned 18, I skipped my party to take my girlfriend on a road trip. It turned out to be an amazing birthday. -- Josh Hartnett
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.' -- Steven Wright
My girlfriend was just killed in a car accident. Devastating. I can't believe I'm only going to have sex with her one more time. -- Anthony Jeselnik

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