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Mr. Neely the Iceman Quotes:

  • [about her doll]

    'Tootie' Smith: Poor Margeretha, I've never seen her look so pale.

    Mr. Neely the Iceman: The sun oughta do her some good.

    'Tootie' Smith: I suspect she won't live through the night, she has four fatal diseases.

    Mr. Neely the Iceman: And it only takes one.

    'Tootie' Smith: But she's going to have a beautiful funeral, in a cigar box my Papa gave me, all wrapped up in silver paper.

    Mr. Neely the Iceman: That's the way to go, if you have to go.

    'Tootie' Smith: Oh, she has to go.

  • [about the pronunciation of "St. Louis"]

    Mr. Neely the Iceman: Well, I got a cousin who spells it the same way, and we call him "Louie".

    'Tootie' Smith: He's isn't a city though, is he?

    Mr. Neely the Iceman: No...

    'Tootie' Smith: Is he a saint?

    Mr. Neely the Iceman: Uh, no.

    'Tootie' Smith: Then there's no comparison.

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