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  • Caleb Colton: How old are you?

    Jesse: Let's put it this way: I fought for the South.

    Caleb Colton: South?

    Jesse: We lost.


  • [Pale, sweating and in obvious withdrawal, Caleb is being shaken down by a policeman]

    Deputy Sheriff: You ain't looking too good, son.

    Caleb Colton: I ain't feeling too good, sir.

    Deputy Sheriff: What're you on?

    Caleb Colton: You wouldn't believe me...

  • Mae: The light that's leaving that star right now will take a billion years to get down here. You want to know why you've never met a girl like me before?

    Caleb Colton: Yeah. Why?

    Mae: Because I'll still be here when the light from that star gets down here to earth in a billion years.

  • Caleb's Friend: What the hell's eatin' you?

    Caleb Colton: [Chuckles] Your mama.

    Caleb's Friend: You wish.

    Caleb Colton: I wish I may, I wish I might. Wish I was a thousand miles from here tonight.

  • Caleb Colton: Sure was some kiss.

  • Caleb Colton: What the fuck is goin' on?

    Severen: It ain't what's goin' on, son. It's what's comin' off. Your face. Clean off.

  • Caleb Colton: [Caleb has been shot] Am I alive?

    [Jesse and Severen laugh]

    Severen: Hey. You look like 4O miles of rough road!

  • Caleb Colton: I sure haven't met any girls like you.

    Mae: No. No, you sure haven't.

  • Mae: There's somethin' I want to show you.

    [Caleb and Mae get off the truck]

    Caleb Colton: There's somethin' you want to show me?

    Mae: Yeah. The night.

    Caleb Colton: What about it?

    Mae: It's dark.

    Caleb Colton: I noticed.

    Mae: It's so bright, it'll blind you.

    Caleb Colton: I can't see.

    Mae: Well, listen. Do you hear it?

    Caleb Colton: I'm listenin'. I don't hear nothin'.

    Mae: Listen hard. Do you hear it?

    Caleb Colton: Hear what?

    Mae: The night, it's deafening.

  • [first lines]

    Caleb Colton: [crushing a mosquito] Dumb suck.

  • [last lines]

    Mae: Caleb, what's happening?

    Caleb Colton: I brought you home.

    Mae: I'm afraid.

    Caleb Colton: Don't be. It's just the sun.

  • Caleb Colton: You didn't get me a beer, did you?

    Caleb's Friend: You're gonna have to support your own bad habits.

  • Caleb Colton: Can I have a bite?

    Mae: Bite?

    Caleb Colton: I'm just dyin' for a cone.

    Mae: Dyin'?

  • Caleb Colton: Who you out here with?

    Mae: Friends.

    Caleb Colton: Boyfriend?

    Mae: Friends.

  • Caleb Colton: I mean, I don't have a girlfriend.

    Mae: That's too bad.

    Caleb Colton: Exactly.

  • Deputy Sheriff: Come this way, please.

    Caleb Colton: What's the problem?

    Deputy Sheriff: You.

  • Caleb Colton: What'll we do now?

    Mae: [Chuckles] Anything we want... to the end of time.

  • Caleb Colton: [Loy has pulled out a gun] Daddy, put that away. Ain't gonna do no good.

    Loy Colton: What do you mean, it ain't gonna do no good?

    Jesse: I'd listen to your son.

    Loy Colton: I'd stop right there if I was you, mister.

    Jesse: Not likely.

    [Loy shoots him in the chest, Jesse coughs out the bullet and puts it in Loy's shirt pocket]

    Jesse: For you.

  • Caleb Colton: I ain't a person anymore. I don't know what I am. I'm sick!

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