Lori Craven Quotes in Soapdish (1991)


Lori Craven Quotes:

  • Celeste Talbert: I never said I was the best mother in the world. Give me a little credit, will you, credit for being someone who tried... to love you the only way she knew how?

    Lori Craven: I know that speech.

    Celeste Talbert: You do?

    Lori Craven: Yeah, it was the, uh, the Thanksgiving show, when Maggie meets Bolt's blind nephew.

  • Lori Craven: Celeste, I want to act!

    Celeste Talbert: Don't say that, "I want to act", ever, please!

  • Lori Craven: Hi. Uh, I'm Lori Craven and... I'm an actress.

    Betsy Faye Sharon: An actress! Really! How nice for you! I'm Betsy Faye Sharon and I'm a bitch. Now get out of here.

  • Jeffrey Anderson: Of course I can kiss her!

    Lori Craven: This is ridiculous! I can kiss who I want!

    Celeste Talbert: No! You can't! You can't kiss her!

    Jeffrey Anderson: Why because she's *your* neice?

    Celeste Talbert: [shouts] No, you nitwit! Because she's my daughter! And your daughter.

    Lori Craven: What?

    Jeffrey Anderson: What are you talking about?

    Celeste Talbert: We're her parents! *You* and I!


    Celeste Talbert: We're her Mommy and her Daddy.

  • Lori Craven: [bursting into David's office] We need to talk. Look, I don't care WHAT Tawny Miller says. This hat makes me look like the GOD damned Tweety Bird.

    [to Montana]

    Lori Craven: Do you mind?

    Montana Moorehead: You, you're asking me to leave?

    Lori Craven: That's right. I'm asking you to leave.

    Montana Moorehead: David...

    David Barnes: Miss Moorehead, may Miss Craven and I have a moment alone, please?

    Montana Moorehead: No problem. I'm a professional. I do things professionally.

    [storms out]

    Montana Moorehead: [from off stage] I hate you! I hate you, you pig!

    David Barnes: She's got a lot of spirit.

    Lori Craven: She's a deranged bitch!

  • Lori Craven: Get out!

    Celeste Talbert: [crying] Please try to understand what I am going through.

    Lori Craven: I don't give a *shit* what you're going through!

    Celeste Talbert: There's no need to use that kind of language.

    Lori Craven: [shouts] Get out! Now!

  • David Barnes: [about Montana] She's got a lot of spirit.

    Lori Craven: She's a deranged bitch.

  • Lori Craven: You people have the morals of guinney pigs!

  • [scene switch back and forth of Celeste, Lori, and Jeffrey in Edwards' office]

    Celeste Talbert: I never worked in an atmosphere like this before.

    Jeffrey Anderson: This whole pregnancy thing is a scam! I resent being treated like a leper!

    Lori Craven: Having to work with these two is a personal nightmare for me. I'm on the verge of a breakdown!

    Celeste Talbert: I'm on the verge of a nervous breakdown!

    Jeffrey Anderson: I could conceivably have a breakdown.

    Lori Craven: I mean, can you imagine what it's like having to face them on the set every single day?

    Celeste Talbert: It just seems to get harder and harder, even though I devoted my entire life to this show.

    Jeffrey Anderson: [walks back and forth lost for words] Uh...

    Lori Craven: Mr. Edwards, it's them or me, that is the bottom line here. They go or I go!

    Edwards: This is the toughest decision I ever have to make, but I get paid 1.2 million dollars to make these kind of command decisions. So here it is...

    [eats a cracker]

  • [Jeffrey is about to prepare the brain transplant]

    Lori Craven: MOTHER!

    [Celeste sits up]

    Lori Craven: No, I can't let you do this!

    Burton White: She spoke?

    Jeffrey Anderson: She spoke!

    Montana Moorehead: Sudden speech, the last stages of brain fever! She can blow up any moment!

    Lori Craven: I can always speak! Mother...

    Montana Moorehead: She's MY mother!

    Celeste Talbert: MONTANA, SHUT UP!

  • Lori Craven: The hand thing is starting to sound rehearsed.

    Jeffrey Anderson: Rehearsed? Maybe I need new material.

    Lori Craven: No, I mean talk, like ourselves.

    Jeffrey Anderson: Would you like to have dinner?

    Lori Craven: Yes

    Jeffrey Anderson: With me?

    Lori Craven: Yes

    Jeffrey Anderson: Just like that?

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