Betsy Faye Sharon Quotes in Soapdish (1991)

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Betsy Faye Sharon Quotes:

  • [an audition]

    Betsy Faye Sharon: Very, very good, Mark. And very true. I love what you're doing. I just, I think if we could try it one more time, and this time... I don't know... maybe try one without your shirt.

    Mark: Sure.

    [Removes it and reviews the script]

    Mark: "Will you be having wine with dinner?"

    Betsy Faye Sharon: [lustily] I think we've found our waiter!

  • Betsy Faye Sharon: She came in yesterday. I don't know who the hell she is. Her name is Naven, Maven, Slaven... Claven... there's no agent.

    David Barnes: Find her.

    Betsy Faye Sharon: Well, what if she can't act?

    Burton White: That never stopped us before!

    [Barnes snaps his fingers]

    Betsy Faye Sharon: What?

    David Barnes: [snap, snap, snap, snap, snap] We make her mute!

    Burton White: What?

    David Barnes: If she doesn't speak, we don't have to pay her as much. A homeless deaf-mute: what could be more pathetic? God, I'm good.

  • Lori Craven: Hi. Uh, I'm Lori Craven and... I'm an actress.

    Betsy Faye Sharon: An actress! Really! How nice for you! I'm Betsy Faye Sharon and I'm a bitch. Now get out of here.

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