Lenny Cantrow Quotes in The Heartbreak Kid (1972)

Lenny Cantrow: I was irritable in Georgia. I was fine in Virginia and Delaware.

Lenny Cantrow: They should have said that to us at the door... they should have warned us that there was a danger of running out of pecan pie.

Lenny Cantrow: There's no insincerity in those potatoes. There's no deceit in the cauliflower. This is a totally honest meal.

Mr. Corcoran: Not if they tied me to a horse and pulled me forty miles by my tongue.

Lenny Cantrow: I respect your frankness.

Lila Kolodny: Are you glad we waited?

Lenny Cantrow: I'm glad we waited.

Lila Kolodny: Well, we have the rest of our lives, 40, 50, 60, 100 years.

Lenny Cantrow: Honey, don't put a Milky Way in somebody's mouth when they don't want it.

Lila Kolodny: Okay... you'll want it later and it will be in my tummy.