Edmund Edwards Quotes in Soapdish (1991)

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Edmund Edwards Quotes:

  • [Reading unrehearsed lines off the TelePrompTer]

    Celeste Talbert: [as Maggie] Dr. Randall, what a surprise! Are you having lunch here?

    Jeffrey Anderson: [as Dr. Randall] I will if it's that sample. Huh... I wish it was that simple.

    Edmund Edwards: [offstage] This guy never heard of contact lenses?

    Jeffrey Anderson: [as Dr. Randall] The test results have come back.

    Celeste Talbert: [as Maggie] And?

    Jeffrey Anderson: [as Dr. Randall] And I'm afraid the results are very disturbing. It seems that Angelique has a rare case of brake fluid...

    [pause]

    Jeffrey Anderson: Bran... fluid. Bran flavor.

    Burton White: What the hell?

    David Barnes: [offstage] Brain fever!

    Edmund Edwards: [offstage, loudly] Say it!

    Celeste Talbert: [as Maggie] Brain fever!

    Jeffrey Anderson: [as Dr. Randall] Yes. Brain fever. Or what we call in Austria...

    [they both goggle at the word]

    Jeffrey Anderson: Kopfgeschlagen. At the current rate of inflation, her brain will laterally explore the...

    Celeste Talbert: [as Maggie] Literally explode?

    Jeffrey Anderson: [as Dr. Randall] Exactly, within the next three houses.

    Celeste Talbert: [as Maggie] Hours?

    Jeffrey Anderson: [as Dr. Randall] Yes, will literally explode within next three hours. I would suggest leaving the restraint.

    Celeste Talbert: [as Maggie] Restaurant?

    Jeffrey Anderson: [as Dr. Randall] Restaurant, yes.

    Celeste Talbert: [as Maggie] Her brain will actually explode?

    Jeffrey Anderson: [as Dr. Randall] Yes, yes, I've, um, seen it happen. It's a dreadful, dreadful thug. Thing.

  • [offstage - watching the monitor as it is revealed on live TV that Montana is a man]

    Edmund Edwards: She's a boy!

    [long, incredulous pause]

    David Barnes: Yeah, well we *knew* that.

    [starts gagging]

    Edmund Edwards: Are you okay?

    David Barnes: [weak voice] I'm fine. I'm just going to go congratulate the others.

  • Edmund Edwards: She's been through hell, and we're her family. So in this crisis, we have to support her.

    Rose Schwartz: Yeah.

    Edmund Edwards: We have to love her.

    Rose Schwartz: Mmm.

    Edmund Edwards: We have to care about her.

    Rose Schwartz: Mmm.

    Edmund Edwards: And we have to milk it for every drop of publicity we can get.

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