Lori Campbell Quotes in Freddy vs. Jason (2003)

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Lori Campbell Quotes:

  • [after seeing Jason at the rave]

    Kia Waterson: Was that him? The guy you were talking about... Freddy Krueger?

    Lori Campbell: No, that wasn't the guy in my dream. That was somebody else.

    Charlie Linderman: Who cares about some fucking dream guy, okay? That psycho in the hockey mask was real.

    Bill Freeburg: Dude, that goalie was pissed about something.

  • Lori Campbell: Hey. Gibb, what are you doing? I thought you were gonna quit.

    Gibb: I only smoke when I drink now.

    Kia Waterson: But you're always drinking.

    Gibb: Yeah, well, I'll work on that next.

  • Kia Waterson: Do you guys thing I should get a nose job?

    Lori Campbell: Oh, my God.

    Gibb: Oh, please. Kia, what you need is a lobotomy.

  • Lori Campbell: [to Freddy] Freddy! Go to Hell!

    [ignites propane tanks to blow up Freddy and Jason]

  • Lori Campbell: [in Jason's nightmare, while young Jason is drowning in Crystal Lake] Aren't you going to help the kid?

    Male Counselor: [having sex with a female counselor] Can't you see that I'm busy here?

    Male Counselor: You mean you're not coming?

    Freddy Krueger: [the Counselor turns into Freddy Krueger and it is revealed that he is having sex with a dead girl's body] It's not my fault this bitch is dead on her feet.

    [he laughs, and waves the dead girl's hand at Lori]

  • Will Rollins: Let's go, we can't help her anymore.

    Lori Campbell: No, I'm staying.

    Will Rollins: Are you crazy? You got what you wanted, you pulled Freddy out. Now he's fighting Jason. Come on, what more do you want?

    Lori Campbell: He killed my mother, Will. It was Freddy. My father covered it up to protect me. He didn't do it.

    Will Rollins: Oh, my God.

    Lori Campbell: Look, he has taken everything from us. He has ruined both of our pasts. And I am not leaving until I see him die.

    [Freddy and Jason begin their fight]

  • Lori Campbell: [From Trailer, Lori and Will are watching Freddy and Jason fight to the death] Freddy versus Jason. Place your bets.

  • Lori Campbell: What is it, Linderman?

    Charlie Linderman: Well, I heard what happened, and I just wanna express how - Or tell you how sorry I was.

    Lori Campbell: Thank you. That's sweet.

    Charlie Linderman: Right. You know, actually if you need anybody to talk to or maybe...

    Kia Waterson: Whoa, Linderman, let me give you a tip. Place your hormones back in the box and quit while ahead, okay? We don't have time for date-a-dork right now. Thanks.

    [Lori and Kia walk off]

    Charlie Linderman: Right. Sorry.

    Kia Waterson: I swear, every day is the same thing. He's like one of those fucking froufrou dogs that keeps humping your legs.

  • Lori Campbell: [to Linderman] What happened to your clothes?

    Charlie Linderman: Oh, this?

    [gestures to his alcohol-stained clothes]

    Charlie Linderman: I was... playing a drinking game with some of the lower primates... and I guess I'm penalized for my ability to read above a fourth-grade level.

  • [last lines]

    Lori Campbell: Welcome to my world, bitch!

    [decapitates Freddy with Jason's machete]

  • Kia Waterson: Oh, come on. We all know who the real virgin is here.

    Lori Campbell: Kia!

    Kia Waterson: Oh, come on, Lori. I know that you never made it with Will. Why would he want to, when he can fuck somebody like me?

    Will Rollins: [laughs] Let's tie the bitch up.

  • Will Rollins: The reason I was sent to Westin is because I saw your dad kill your mom.

    Lori Campbell: Will, mom died in a car accident.

    Will Rollins: Well, he wanted you to believe that, but I was there, Lori.

  • Lori Campbell: Did mom die in a car accident?

    Dr. Campbell: Yes, of course she did.

    Lori Campbell: Prove it. Show me a death certificate. Show me an off top zero report.

    Dr. Campbell: Lori, I don't think now it's the right time...

    Lori Campbell: Really, dad? Because I think it's the perfect time! Why don't you tell me about Westin Hills? Do you work there? Because I thought you're a fucking General Practitioner!

    Dr. Campbell: Yes. I do some consulting there now, but... it isn't what you think.

    Lori Campbell: Oh, my god. So you knew about Will this whole time.

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