Tawny Miller Quotes in Soapdish (1991)

[to her male costar]

Celeste Talbert: Next time, could you wear a swimsuit underneath the towel? It's a little early in the day for me.

[walks off]

Blair Brennan: I can't act in a swimsuit.

Tawny Miller: I know...

Celeste Talbert: David! David! David, David, David, David, David!

David Barnes: Hey, great scene with Bolt.

Celeste Talbert: I realize I'm not a young woman; however...

David Barnes: What do you mean, you're not...

Celeste Talbert: ...could you PLEASE point out to our new costume designer

[grabs her]

Celeste Talbert: whose name I don't quite have yet...

Tawny Miller: Tawny Miller, Miss Talbert.

Celeste Talbert: How do you do.

[to David]

Celeste Talbert: that I don't feel quite right in a turban. What I feel like is GLORIA FUCKING SWANSON! What am I, 70, David? Am I 70? Why don't you just put me in a walker? Buy a goddamn walker and put me in it!

David Barnes: [to Tawny] You're fired.

Tawny Miller: Oh God.

David Barnes: I'm just kidding.

[into PA system]

David Barnes: Attention: no turbans for Miss Talbert!