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I barely leave my cage, my house. -- Kim Coates
For me, my business is my business and my house is my house. I don't want the public in my house. -- Heidi Klum
We're news junkies in my house. -- Stephen King
I can see November from my house. -- Sarah Palin
I sold my house to Jerry Seinfeld. -- Billy Joel
I never invite idiots to my house. -- Elizabeth Montagu
I have like fifteen televisions in my house. -- Jimmy Kimmel
We never talk about gambling around my house. -- Doyle Brunson
And I can see Russia from my house. -- Tina Fey
Ada! sole daughter of my house and heart. -- Lord Byron
All I want is to enter my house justified, -- Sam Peckinpah
I'm not homophobic. I'm not scared of my house. -- Peter Kay
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I have a life. My kids don't run my house. -- Mayim Bialik
If I want to party, I'll party at my house. -- Shia LaBeouf
I have no friends and I never leave my house. -- Megan Fox
I get strangely obsessed about the cleanliness of my house. -- Utada Hikaru
The recycling in my house was imposed by my kids. -- Antonio Banderas
Traveling Wilburys was always played in my house growing up. -- Sara Rue
When my house burnes, it's not good playing at Chesse. -- George Herbert
I want a man in my life, not in my house. -- Joy Behar
I'm animal obsessed! I basically have a farm in my house. -- Nikki Reed
If you come into my house, I'm going to hurt you. -- Manute Bol
Once I get outside my house in the morning, I'm on. -- Sammy Davis, Jr.
How could I stand by and watch my house on fire? -- Kamisese Mara
I have one of the original 'Ghostbusters' guns in my house. -- Jason Reitman
All is lovely outside my house and inside my house and myself. -- Winslow Homer
Everything I do is metal. When I clean my house, it's metal. -- Scott Ian
In my house, it is always a scramble from paycheck to paycheck. -- Tim Cahill
If it weren't for book tours, I would never leave my house. -- Lisa Scottoline
I must hurry back to my house and my flowers in Monaco. -- Lillie Langtry
I have had friends for years who have never seen my house. -- Julie Kavner
I love my house. I love my family. I love my animals. -- Joey King
Mostly, I just want to be in my house reading and writing. -- Julia Sweeney
In my house, a hot dog is a dog that's really hot. -- Tilda Swinton
I need my friends, I need my house, I need my garden. -- Miranda Richardson
Welcome to the Academy Awards, or, as it's known at my house, Passover. -- Bob Hope
Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. -- Ken Marino
I have nothing against turkey. We eat turkey for Thanksgiving in my house. -- Marc Forgione
I told my mother-in-law my house is your house. So she sold it. -- Henny Youngman
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker. -- Woody Allen
When I make an error, it's a very bad day in my house. -- Shepard Smith
There's nothing my housekeeper does that I can't do - and maybe better! -- Ivana Trump
The only place I can go where I'm not mobbed is my house. -- Emmanuel Lewis
This is what makes me happy: Remembering where I put my house keys... -- Art Buchwald
People definitely wait outside my house, hotel, apartment, whatever, asking for hugs or autographs. -- Nikki Reed
If I could afford it, I'd buy 1,000 acres and put my house right dead-center. -- Mark Fuhrman
I have 4 bedrooms in my house. 1 is for guests, the other 3 are for closets. -- Andre Leon Talley
Soberity makes me write dull songs about reorganizing the knick knacks in my house. -- Devin Townsend
I'm pretty sure my house in Florida is haunted! He's a nice ghost though. -- Ariana Grande
Did you just say youThink Mansfield Park is boring? Get out of my house. -- Joel Derfner
My house, my house, though thou art small, Thou art to me the Escurial. -- George Herbert
I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. -- Bruno Tonioli
I have so much hair; I have a separate wig closet in my house. -- Sherri Shepherd
I do house things. I paint. I do portraits. I also paint my house. -- Willa Ford
As soon as I get into my house, I put on sweats and pyjamas. -- Suki Waterhouse
You can take my cars or my house, just don't mess with my clothes. -- Alex Rodriguez
As long as you're a tax deduction, you'll always be safe in my house. -- George Lopez
Come to my house and you'll see if I'm gay. And bring your sister. -- Zlatan Ibrahimovic
You should see my house. It's sort of explosive. Like a crazy person lives there. -- Sandra Oh
Since my house burned down I now own a better view of the rising moon. -- Mizuta Masahide
Like my mum, I sometimes buy things I shouldn't and fill my house with rubbish. -- Sophie Ellis Bextor
My dad and my uncles used to always be in the studio at my house. -- Lil Romeo
I've always enjoyed the record shops...they gave me a reason to leave my house. -- Pete Yorn
In my house, we speak Spanglish to the dogs, to the grandchildren, to the kids. -- Cristina Saralegui
I write pretty much anywhere - on planes, in hotel rooms, anywhere in my house. -- Jeffery Deaver
Like my mum, I sometimes buy things I shouldn't and fill my house with rubbish. -- Sophie Ellis Bextor
My dad and my uncles used to always be in the studio at my house. -- Lil Romeo
Halloween is huge in my house and we really get into the "spirits" of things. -- Dee Snider
If I could get bands to come and play in my house, I'd like that. -- Martin Freeman
Like, my house has a nice view, because, you know, I was on 'Friends.' -- Matthew Perry
Video games paid for my house. What am I saying? Go ahead and keep playing! -- Ernest Cline
Plus, there were so many pianos in my house, so I couldn't really avoid it. -- Vanessa Carlton
Come over to my house with your sister, baby, and I'll show you who's gay! -- Zlatan Ibrahimovic
Plus, there were so many pianos in my house, so I couldn't really avoid it -- Vanessa Carlton
They can't find my house now because I keep it very quiet where I live. -- James Herriot
I probably write best in my office, which is an extra bedroom in my house. -- Sara Shepard
Body my house my horse my hound what will I do when you are fallen -- May Swenson
Never played a video game. Actually, I try to keep them out of my house. -- Jeremy Irons
So it just wasn't in my house. Anywhere, I looked like I knew about the toilet. -- Sarah Dessen
I had my house converted to the Colorado altitude, so I am always above sea level, -- Gilbert Arenas
My wife has to be the worst cook. In my house, we pray after we eat. -- Rodney Dangerfield
I just love music generally. If you come to my house I always have music playing. -- Emma Watson
My mom is at my house every day, and she nags me about everything, especially hygiene. -- Shia LaBeouf
Just as Parkinson's isn't a big topic of conversation in my house, neither is my career. -- Michael J. Fox
I had three chairs in my house; one for solitude, two for friendship, three for society. -- Henry David Thoreau
I'd rather be in my house crying than be sitting with someone talking about shoes, y'know? -- Meg Myers
Sometimes it feels like the whole world is conspiring to destroy my house... " - Shigure Sohma -- Natsuki Takaya
I'm scared of haunted things, like hearing noises in my house and stuff. That scares me. -- Jermell Charlo
I really enjoy just hanging out at my house since I never get to be there. -- Jennifer Nettles
I love my little overgrown yard. And my house is wonderful. It's everything that I need. -- Patti Smith
I have wished a bird would fly away, And not sing by my house all day.... -- Robert Frost
I'm spectacularly disorganised. I wrote my latest book in seven different notebooks scattered throughout my house. -- Sue Townsend
I like the word 'artist,' but I don't like the word 'artist' inside my house. -- Psy
Vacuuming is great. I do the laundry. I love washing machines. I'm the maid in my house. -- Denis Leary
Dogs are too much to handle. I don't need anything in my house that's needier than me. -- Marc Maron
I feel comfortable in my skin. ... I used to run around my house naked when I was 13. -- Britney Spears
I've always wanted to put a little solarium on the back of my house. You know. Glass. -- Sylvia Browne
I have a little brother. He's actually living at my house right now. He's going to be 18. -- Edward Furlong
I had a survey done on my house. 8 out of 10 people said they really rather liked it -- Jimmy Carr
I own a lot of my house, because I'm Irish and from people who never owned anything. -- Dan Savage
Ben Foster dealt with the purchase of my house and service was excellent. Excellent Service all round. -- Chloe Smith
I opened the window and my heart. The sun flooded my house and Love flooded my soul. -- Paulo Coelho
I've always had lots of friends and my house was the house they all hung out at. -- Adam Sandler
The more the art dominated my life and my house, the more the house became a home. -- Burt Reynolds
I grew up walking around naked in my house. My mom was like that, and my sisters. -- Jennifer Lopez
I'd never be unfaithful to my wife for the reason that I love my house very much. -- Bob Monkhouse
I'm more at home with my log cabins than I am in my house in Cherry Hill. -- Muhammad Ali
I tell people, 'If you want to send a message to the White House, call my house. -- Dick Gregory
I was a huge Mike Tyson fan growing up; his fights were always on in my house. -- J. Cole
I met my husband when a friend sent him over to my house to cure my hiccoughs. -- Phyllis Diller
I ran away from my house when I was about 12 years old to audition for a film. -- Anil Kapoor
I have so many boxing gloves around my house that I would get them confused with other gloves. -- Mickey Rourke
The roof of my house is covered in solar panels. When I'm home, I'm a pretty green fellow. -- Bill McKibben
Payday at my house is like the Academy Awards. My wife says: May I have the envelope please. -- Henny Youngman
I live in a sort of insular world. It's mostly my family, my house, staying home and working. -- Mark Hamill
I don't really work out. I eat a lot of sweets. I have chocolate all over my house. -- Joyce Giraud
I'm always jotting things down on pieces of paper. I've got pieces of paper all over my house. -- Don Henley
I have a bag full of stuff that I give to people when they come to my house. -- Mark Ruffalo
In my house, I'm not allowed to shout at anybody. It's very strict. It's a very Christian home. -- Joel Courtney

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