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I've only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror. -- Sid Vicious
The relationship between a Russian and a bottle of vodka is almost mystical. -- Richard Owen
I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy. -- Fred Allen
Inside my empty bottle I was constructing a lighthouse while all the others were making ships. -- Charles Simic
I look like the kind of guy who has a bottle of beer in my hand. -- Charles Bronson
She was poison in a pretty bottle. -- Rachel Caine
Every pint bottle should contain a quart. -- Boyle Roche
A lot of making TV is lightening in a bottle. -- Stephen J. Cannell
A tavern is a place where madness is sold by the bottle. -- Jonathan Swift
A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle. -- Charles Baudelaire
The other guys just caught lightning in a bottle with a great game. -- Rick Pitino
I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy. -- Tom Waits
My first son didn't really take a bottle, and I didn't like giving bottles. -- Mayim Bialik
Golf is difficult to get your personality over because you are such a bottle of concentration. -- Lee Westwood
A bottle of wine begs to be shared; I have never met a miserly wine lover. -- Clifton Fadiman
You know, you really can't beat a household commodity - the ketchup bottle on the kitchen table. -- Adlai E. Stevenson
You can enjoy a $15 bottle of wine as much as you can enjoy a $100 bottle of wine. -- Joe Bastianich
A drunkards purse is a bottle. -- George Herbert
Wine is poetry in a bottle. -- Clifton Fadiman
A bottle of wine was good company. -- Ernest Hemingway
A quart bottle should hold a quart. -- Boyle Roche
I always carry Evian bottle and sunscreen. -- Sela Ward
Warm evenings, pale mornings, bottle of blues -- Gram Parsons
Comedy is like catching lightning in a bottle. -- Goldie Hawn
Gimme a pigfoot and a bottle of beer. -- Janis Joplin
I'm like a bottle of milk with gloves. -- Jim Watt
Most 'scientists' are bottle washers and button sorters. -- Robert A. Heinlein
The giant imaginary bottle of whiskey is with me. -- Rocko
Don't ever knock a bottle out of my hand. -- Robert Johnson
The battle with the bottle is nothing so novel. -- Elvis Costello
The wine in the bottle does not quench thirst. -- George Herbert
We ought to be opening a bottle of wine! -- Edith Wharton
Don't die with a bottle of champagne in your fridge. -- Rufus Sewell
For a poet he threw a very accurate milk bottle. -- Ernest Hemingway
Light is in both the broken bottle and the diamond. -- Mark Nepo
I looked into that empty bottle and I saw myself, -- Grace Metalious
I looked into that empty bottle and I saw myself. -- Grace Metalious
It's like trying to drink whisky from a bottle of wine. -- Elton John
There are some amazingly good wines for five dollars a bottle. -- Karen MacNeil
That buck that bought a bottle could have struck the lotto -- Nas
I've never seen a homeless guy with a bottle of Gatorade. -- George Carlin
Each fragrance bottle and name captured a moment in time perfectly. -- Roja Dove
Lately I been drinking like there's a message in a bottle -- Drake
Michel Platini has no bottle. He is not a great player. -- Eamon Dunphy
The strength of the genie comes from being in a bottle. -- Richard Wilbur
My old man's got a problem, he lives with the bottle. -- Tracy Chapman
You can't teach biology with a bottle containing dead animals and organisms. -- Roman Vishniac
In most organizations, the bottleneck is at the top of the bottle. -- Peter Drucker
If I could bottle kindness, I wonder if formaldehyde would preserve it. -- Amanda Mosher
Never delay kissing a pretty girl or opening a bottle of whiskey -- Ernest Hemingway
When a deposit bottle is broken, you don't get your nickel back. -- Arthur Miller
After moral poisoning, one requires physical remedies and a bottle of champagne. -- Stendhal
Who do you think it was that brought the bottle to her? -- Nicholas Sparks
Man and woman, love, what is it? A cork and a bottle. -- James Joyce
Give me a glazed doughnut, and a bottle of anything... to go! -- David Lee Roth
I rarely drink from the bottle, but I'll smoke a little weed, -- Aaron Lewis
My glass is not only half-full, it holds five-hundred-dollar-a-bottle Dom Perignon champagne. -- Suzanne Brockmann
I sat down to my supper, twas a bottle of red whiskey. -- Jerry Garcia
The shortest way out of Manchester is notoriously a bottle of Gordon's gin. -- William Bolitho
Shake and shake The catsup bottle. None will come, And then a lot'll. -- Ogden Nash
I'm the anti-rock star. I'm happy just to have a bottle of water. -- Ben Kweller
My son gave me a nice bottle of cologne - Eau de Owe. -- Milton Berle
I would happily die with a bottle of white Burgundy in my mouth, -- Julia Child
I never see the glass half empty because I drink out the bottle -- Ellen DeGeneres
If I were a bottle of wine, my name would be Thom Cork -- Thom Yorke
Are two people drinking from the same bottle of wine having a common experience? -- Jamie Goode
Top-down approaches do not work. The bottleneck is at the top of the bottle. -- Iqbal Quadir
A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. -- Louis Pasteur
I'd catch moonlight in a bottle, if we could drink a toast to happiness. -- Toby Keith
The one true friend I thought I'd found, tonight the bottle let me down. -- Merle Haggard
A blog is a message in a bottle, both in purpose and likely readership. -- Robert Breault
In the bottle discontent seeks for comfort, cowardice for courage, and bashfulness for confidence. -- Samuel Johnson
A bottle of good wine, like a good act, shines ever in the retrospect. -- Robert Louis Stevenson
Every time I open a bottle of wine, it is an amazing trip somewhere. -- Jose Andres
Fitness - if it came in a bottle, everybody would have a great body. -- Cher
I used to drink from my little sister's bottle when she was a baby. -- Jessica Jung
Hit the bottom and get back up; or hit the bottle and stay down. -- Anthony Liccione
Birds, except when broiled and in the society of a cold bottle, bored him stiff. -- P. G. Wodehouse
There's nothing better than having a bottle of beer in your hand in the waves. -- Dave Grohl
Left me here to cry alone with a bottle of juice and pork chop bone. -- Frank Zappa
Wine is drinkable sunlight. It's the most glorious summer's day imaginable, captured in a bottle. -- Walter Moers
I'll buy a bottle for anyone who can tell me what makes a picture beautiful! -- Edgar Degas
World series attitude, champagne bottle life, nothing ever changes so tonight is like tomorrow night. -- Drake
Happiness can be bought with a bottle of wine and has become ambiguous through overuse. -- Tim Ferriss
Only a fool tries to reconstruct a bunch of grapes from a bottle of wine. -- Jeanette Winterson
When I sit down to write, I just let the goose out of the bottle. -- Tom Robbins
You can't get a body like mine in a bottle unless you push real hard. -- Judy Tenuta
Inside my empty bottle I was constructing a lighthouse while all others were making ships. -- Charles Simic
An ink bottle, which now seems impossibly quaint, was still thinkable as a symbol in 1970. -- Jonathan Franzen
The rigidity of a bottle's form does not affect the fluidity of the liquid it contains. -- Leon Krier
I'm down to a bottle of wine a day, but my hands still shake a bit. -- Pete Way
Beetroot, garlic, lemon ... and buy a bottle of olive oil. All these things are very critical. -- Manto Tshabalala-Msimang
Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle - keep away from children. -- Phyllis Diller
Inside my empty bottle I was constructing a lighthouse while all the others were making ships." -- Charles Simic
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. -- Henny Youngman
Within the bottle's depths, the wine's soul sang one night. Drink wine, drink poetry, drink virtue. -- Charles Baudelaire
Oh, I suppose my wife and I will open a bottle of champagne with another couple. -- Paul Scofield
I knew exactly what I was doing. You can't accidentally take a whole bottle of pills. -- Fantasia Barrino
I can teach you how to bottle fame, brew glory, even put a stopper on death. -- J. K. Rowling
I want to be buried with a Zippo, a roll of dimes & a bottle of Jack! -- Frank Sinatra
A shot of brandy can save your life, but a bottle of brandy can kill you. -- Cary Grant
Love is like wine. To sip is fine, but to empty the bottle is a headache. -- Julio Iglesias
A bottle of wine Still to be drunk, A bundle of thoughts Still to be thunk. -- Robert Breault
What is your aim in philosophy? To show the fly the way out of the fly-bottle. -- Ludwig Wittgenstein
Your voice is a little like cocaine. You could bottle that stuff up and sell it." -- Kimberly Lauren
If we could bottle your luck, we'd have a weapon of mass destruction on our hands. -- Stephenie Meyer
I like on the table, when we're speaking, the light of a bottle of intelligent wine. -- Pablo Neruda
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? -- Steven Wright
Someone once described the pitching of a no-hit game as like catching lighting in a bottle. -- W. P. Kinsella
There's something about having a great bottle of wine and a great cigar. Nothing compares to it. -- D. L. Hughley
Now that I have opened that bottle of memories they're pouring out like wine, crimson and bittersweet. -- Ellen Hopkins
Meeting Franklin Roosevelt was like opening your first bottle of champagne; knowing him was like drinking it. -- Winston Churchill
Jazz was born out of the whiskey bottle, was raised on marijiana, and will expire on cocaine. -- Artie Shaw
To meet Roosevelt with all his buoyant sparkle, his iridescence, was like opening a bottle of champagne. -- Winston Churchill
Hitting the bottle again, ever than I've drunker been. Or is it drunker than I've ever been? -- Waylon Jennings
It's not your instincts that are the problem. It's your tendency to drown them in a bottle. -- Sabrina Jeffries
Hemingway describes literary New York as a bottle full of tapeworms trying to feed on each other. -- John Updike
Publishing a book is like stuffing a note into a bottle and hurling it into the sea. -- Margaret Atwood
Act on your impulse, swallow the bottle, cut a little deeper, put the gun to your chest. -- Ellen Hopkins
Love is an empty bottle, and it makes my heart thirsty thinking how fast I chugged it -- Jarod Kintz

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