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Two women seldom grow intimate but at the expense of a third person. -- Jonathan Swift
Two women at a resort discussed dinner: "The food here is lousy," the first noted. "You're right! And such small portions!!" the second added -- Groucho Marx
Two women can't share a house comfortably, no matter how fond they might be of each other. It's got to be one woman's kitchen. -- Nora Roberts
Two women? God, man. Well, I'm still living. So clearly I must've gotten away with it, when I did do it. But I don't think it's time to blow my cover now. -- Peter Gallagher
Gays being gay is wrong. Two women can't produce a baby, two men can't produce a baby, so it's not how it's supposed to be. ... I don't believe in gay marriages. I don't believe in being gay. -- Carl Everett
Two women seldom grow intimate but at the expense of a third person; they make friendships as kings of old made leagues, who sacrificed some poor animal betwixt them, and commenced strict allies; so the ladies, after they have pulled some character to pieces, are from henceforth inviolable friends. -- Alexander Pope
I could sooner reconcile all Europe than two women. -- Louis XIV
I love Robin Wright. Kristin Wiig! I love those two women. -- Kathleen Rose Perkins
There are only two types of women - goddesses and doormats. -- Pablo Picasso
Every man needs two women: a quiet home-maker, and a thrilling nymph. -- Iris Murdoch
Women prefer to talk in twos, while men prefer to talk in threes. -- Gilbert K. Chesterton
Women's tennis is two sets of rubbish that lasts only half an hour. -- Pat Cash
Women with money and women in power are two uncomfortable ideas in our society. -- Candace Bushnell
Films have never shown the kind of relationship that can exist between two women. -- Brigitte Bardot
Men and women are like two feet; they can help each other get ahead. -- Helen Fisher
You know, guys, it is possible for two women to work together and get along. -- Elizabeth Vargas
I always liked co-ed events best so we have two men and two women on each team. -- Billie Jean King
Women candidates have two unique problems. They have trouble raising money and being taken seriously by the media. -- Maureen Reagan
Men cannot count, they do not know that two and two make four if women do not tell them so. -- Gertrude Stein
As the mother of two daughters, I have great respect for women. And I don't ever want to lose that. -- Vera Wang
If two men or two women can marry, then there is no way a court could deny three men and two women or any combination thereof. -- James Dobson
Sometimes I take this women's exercise class called Core Fusion at a place called Exhale. I shouldn't say it's a women's class. There's maybe two men. -- Mike Birbiglia
I definitely have a soft spot for women. I was raised by women - my mom and two older sisters. I've been surrounded by estrogen since I was born. -- Jessie Pavelka
If you look at NBC, two of their most successful shows - '30 Rock' and 'Parks And Rec' - are written by women, produced by women, and I think that's the future. Women are the new men. -- Natasha Leggero
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I may discuss love, and I don't mind if two men fall in love, fine. Two women, fine. But I flinch when I think of two Jewish women getting together and having a child because the idea of having two Jewish mothers makes my head explode. I have one; I couldn't handle two. -- Garry Shandling
All women speak two languages: -- Mohja Kahf
Women have two weapons - cosmetics and tears -- Samuel Johnson
I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none. -- Adam Carolla
Women speak two languages - one of which is verbal. -- William Shakespeare
Two things make smart men stupid, beautiful women and sports -- Colin Cowherd
Two things make the women unforgettable, their tears and their perfume -- Sacha Guitry
Watching two women kiss is like watching two prizefighters shake hands. -- H. L. Mencken
Friendship between two women is always a plot against another one. -- Alphonse Karr
Women have two choices: Either she's a feminist or a masochist. -- Gloria Steinem
For me, there are two kinds of women - goddesses and doormats. -- Pablo Picasso
There are only two kinds of women, the plain and the coloured. -- Oscar Wilde
Men who don't understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands. -- Daniel Tosh
Ah, when love dies, women lose two and a half inches in height. -- M.C. Beaton
Two beautiful women crashing and burning for the sake of the Women's Championship!!! -- Jim Ross
Modesty in women has two special advantages,--it enhances beauty and veils uncomeliness. -- Bernard le Bovier de Fontenelle
There's two kinds of women--those you write poems about and those you don't. -- Jeffrey McDaniel
Friendship is not possible between two women one of whom is very well dressed. -- Laurie Colwin
Women's hearts are like old china, none the worse for a break or two. -- W. Somerset Maugham
Every man has two personalities; the one he reveals to women, the other to men. -- Minna Antrim
There is no intimacy like that between two women who have chosen to be sisters. -- Warsan Shire
Women have hunger two-fold, shyness four-fold, daring six-fold, and lust eight-fold as compared to men. -- Chanakya
Women usually love what they buy, yet hate two-thirds of what is in their closets. -- Mignon McLaughlin
I just know that there are two theories when arguing with women. And neither one works. -- John Marston
There are two categories of women. Those who are women and those who are men's wives. -- Charlotte Whitton
Some women get divorces on the grounds of incompatibility; others, on just the first two syllables. -- Evan Esar
Grief hath two tongues; and never woman yet Could rule them both without ten women's wit. -- William Shakespeare
Ladies of the choir, I want you to sound like twenty-two women having babies without chloroform. -- John Barbirolli
The two women exchanged the type of glance women use when there is no knife handy. -- Sydney Smith
Women's Tongues are as sharp as two-edged Swords, and wound as much, when they are anger'd. -- Margaret Cavendish
My two major faults are that I row too long and pick up too many women -- John Hersey
I don't think it's by accident that I was first attracted to translating two French women poets. -- Marilyn Hacker
I feel comfortable with women. I have two sisters, so I grew up in a female-dominated environment. -- Josh Radnor
I'm right next to two beautiful women right now, so I'm going to sit right back down. -- Andrew Garfield
Society is a little more forgiving of two women kissing than two men. It's sad but true. -- Tiffani Thiessen
I would rather be seated between any two women than any two men at a dinner party. -- John Updike
Women and God are the two rocks on which a man must either anchor or be wrecked. -- Frederick William Robertson
Marriage works best for men than women. The two happiest groups are married men and unmarried women. -- Gloria Steinem
There are two kinds of individuals on Planet Earth who do not have beards - women and youth. -- Phil Robertson
You can love two or more women at once... but you cannot be loyal to more than one. -- Herbert A. Simon
I think I'm painting a picture of two women but it may turn out to be a landscape. -- Willem de Kooning
To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring. -- Pierce Brosnan
Although women do two-thirds of the world's labor, they own less than one percent of the world's assets. -- Isabel Allende
I worked with two young women translators. One died and the other received a death threat from the Taliban. -- Eliza Griswold
...there were two kinds of women: those who wear nail polish and those who don't. Which do you prefer?... -- Regina Brett
The Baby Boom has spawned an even bigger Grandma Boom. For every baby born, two women turn into grandmas. -- Mary Margaret McBride
A woman who writes commits two sins; she increases the number of books, and decreases the number of women. -- Alphonse Karr
Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have. -- Will Rogers
It requires only two things to win credit for a miracle: a mountebank and a number of silly women. -- Marquis de Sade
HermÃ¨s and my own brand share the same philosophy, the same vision of women, but the two aren't identical. -- Christophe Lemaitre
There are two kinds of women--those who eat in a crisis and those who lose their appetite in a crisis. -- Emily Giffin
Every man loves two women;the one is the creation of his imagination and the other is not yet born -- Khalil Gibran
I've always been comfortable working with women and I've had two happy marriages. Draw what conclusions you like from that. -- Vince Cable
The only two things in life that make it worth livin' / Is guitars that tune good and firm feelin' women -- Waylon Jennings
I like films where there's a relationship between two women. I always think that's lovely to watch on the screen. -- Saoirse Ronan
Too often, women are portrayed in two ways: as prizes to be won by men or as damsels in distress. -- Ann Aguirre
There are two kinds of women, those who want power in the world and those who want power in bed. -- Jackie Kennedy
Women lose their lives not knowing they can do something different..." from Two or Three Things i Know For Sure -- Dorothy Allison
New Zealand, by the way, where I was ambassador, has had two women prime ministers - one from either party. -- Carol Moseley Braun
I've always felt there are three sexes: men, women, and actors. And actors combine the worst qualities of the other two. -- Peter Biskind
When I see two women kissing, my only physical reaction is a strong desire to vomit in both of their mouths. -- Jim Goad
I grew up with my two sisters and my mom, so it's my lot in life to be surrounded by women. -- Bill Hader
Yes," said Will, "you two don't seem to have much in common, save for a penchant for demon women and evil. -- Cassandra Clare
I have two daughters, it really means a lot to me to have two women standing now and being the PM. -- Iain Duncan Smith
"Strong" to people means "real." It means you believe that's a person who exists, as opposed to some two-dimensional depiction of women. -- Jane Fonda
Women like men who listen. We have two ears and one mouth, so we should listen twice as much as we speak. -- Josh Bowman
It is good to see two women from Britain's minority ethnic communities fighting in seats that Labour won at the last election. -- Valerie Amos, Baroness Amos
I think there is nothing more lovely than the love of two beautiful women who are not envious of each other's charms. -- Benjamin Disraeli
The two basic stories of all times are Cinderella and Jack the Giant Killer-the charm of women and the courage of men. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald
It's about women. It's about power and it's about women and you just hate those two words in the same sentence, don't you? -- Joss Whedon
This is what I miss, Cordelia: not something that's gone, but something that will never happen. Two old women giggling over their tea. -- Margaret Atwood
Good-humoured, unaffected girls, will not do for a man who has been used to sensible women. They are two distinct orders of being. -- Jane Austen
If you've ever hauled a 28-pound two-year-old around New York, you'll find that men fold at the knees a lot quicker than women. -- Anthony Bourdain
If there were only three women left in the world, two of them would immediately convene a court-martial to try the other one. -- H. L. Mencken
I grew up in a house full of women. I have two older sisters and my mum who is a very strong woman. -- Patrick Dempsey
In common with librarians the world over, the two women were used to dealing with a disproportionate quota of odd people acting strangely. -- José Latour
I was raised by two women, and that laid the groundwork for the way I treat 'em: with the utmost respect and admiration. -- Jimmy Connors
I had my back waxed once by two women... and at one point they said, Do you mind if we take a break? -- Robin Williams
Cancer is the ultimate nemesis that hangs in the balance for one in three women and one in two men in their lifetime. -- David Agus
I'm a simple man. All I want is enough sleep for two normal men, enough whiskey for three, and enough women for four. -- Joel Rosenberg
No matter what kind of backgrounds two men are from, if you go, 'Hey, man, women are crazy,' you've got a friend. -- Chris Rock
The truth is there are two hundred white women raped in America by a black man for every one black woman raped by whites. -- David Duke
Women are much more like each other than men: they have, in truth, but two passions, vanity and love; these are their universal characteristics. -- Lord Chesterfield
By the time I came to L.A. I'd already cried on movies of the week with two of the women from 'Knots Landing'. -- Ryan Reynolds
Broadly speaking, nervous women may be divided into two classes - those who are really nervous, and those who imagine themselves to be so. -- Margaret Elizabeth Sangster
Men have an easier time buying bathing suits. Women have two types: depressing and more depressing. Men have two types: nerdy and not nerdy. -- Rita Rudner
One pretty woman means fun at the dance. Two pretty women means trouble in the house. Three pretty women means run at the hills. -- Robert Jordan
The freedom of women was achieved by two things: One, the Pill. Two... by labour-saving devices like the washing machine. By science, not feminism. -- Doris Lessing
We will ask two central questions throughout this course: 1. What difference does gender make? 2. For which women does it make a difference? Which women? -- Estelle Freedman
My mother said that we're so lucky to be women. It's not that men are weak. Men are men. We're two completely different animals. -- Diane von Furstenberg
Her beauty was the talk of the valley.It skipped two generations of women in our family, but it sure didn't bypass you, Laila. -- Khaled Hosseini
There is a largely-ignored healthcare calamity in the United States that sees between two and three women die every day during pregnancy and childbirth. -- Robin Lim
Clearly, I'm committed to women's issues and stories and promoting gender equality. I have two incredible role models in Jenji [Kohan] and Shonda [Rhimes]. -- Alysia Reiner
With all my heart I beseech and beg my two hundred million female compatriots to assume their responsibility as citizens. Arise! Arise! Chinese women, arise! -- Qiu Jin
And the line up for the final of the women's 400 metres hurdles includes three Russians, two East Germans, a Pole, a Swede and a Frenchman -- David Coleman

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