Carl Everett quotes:

The Bible never says anything about dinosaurs. You can't say there were dinosaurs when you never saw them. Somebody actually saw Adam and Eve. No one ever saw a Tyrannosaurus Rex.

As long as I'm around playing baseball, it doesn't matter where I am, as long as it's not with the Yankees.

Gays being gay is wrong. Two women can't produce a baby, two men can't produce a baby, so it's not how it's supposed to be. ... I don't believe in gay marriages. I don't believe in being gay.

I never compliment the other pitcher. I make my living off pitchers.