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There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared: twins. -- Josh Billings
There's two to wash, two to dry; There's two who argue, two who cry; There's two to kiss, two to hug; and best of all, there's two to love! -- Jerry Smith
I was much distressed by next door people who had twin babies and played the violin; but one of the twins died, and the other has eaten the fiddle, so all is peace. -- Edward Lear
Sometimes miracles come in pairs. -- Richard Branson
Happiness was born a twin. -- Lord Byron
The twin killers of success are impatience and greed. -- Jim Rohn
The Gullikson twins here. An interesting pair, both from Wisconsin. -- Dan Maskell
My strength and my weakness are twins in the same womb. -- Marge Piercy
Body and spirit are twins: God only knows which is which. -- Algernon Charles Swinburne
I may be a twin, but I am one of a kind. -- Jerry Smith
All who joy would win must share it. Happiness was born a Twin. -- Lord Byron
Memory is a complicated thing, a relative to truth, but not its twin. -- Barbara Kingsolver
Doubt is a pain too lonely to know that faith is his twin brother. -- Khalil Gibran
You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike. -- Robert Breault
Twins have a special bond. They feel safer with each other than with their peers. -- Jeanne Phillips
Can it be, that the Greek grammarians invented their dual number for the particular benefit of twins? -- Herman Melville
I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I'd look like without plastic surgery. -- Joan Rivers
Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' -- Bill Hader
I think Junior is certainly a science fiction premise as is Twins, as is Dave, beyond Ghostbusters. -- Ivan Reitman
Methinks you are my glass, and not my brother: I see by you I am a sweet-faced youth. -- William Shakespeare
The guys in the Twins understand that the better Weezer does, the more people will probably care about us. -- Brian Bell
Persistence is the twin sister of excellence. One is a matter of quality; the other, a matter of time. -- Habeeb Akande
When I was born the doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" -- Rodney Dangerfield
We came into the world like brother and brother, And now let's go hand in hand, not one before another. -- William Shakespeare
Look at identical twins. When you get closer, you start to see the small differences. It all depends on how much you magnify it. -- Bryan Swanson
My sister and I, you will recollect, were twins, and you know how subtle are the links which bind two souls which are so closely allied. -- Arthur Conan Doyle
A man says to his mate: "My wife is a twin." His mate says, "How do you tell them apart?" The man says: "Her brother has a beard." -- Frank Carson
I am a Minnesotan, and not just because I root for the Vikings and the Twins. I like the Minnesota-nice sensibility. I like the liberal tradition; I like the Hubert Humphrey tradition fighting for civil rights. -- Al Franken
Everyday, day & night, we hear the lies that September 11th is the worst tragedy, worst accident, and worst crime to ever been committed on American soil. We bear witness that the worst crime, the worst tragedy, that has ever taken place on American soil is not September 11th. It's not the twin towers. It's the holocaust that black folks been dealing with for 400 years. -- Malik Zulu Shabazz
When an editor works with an author, she cannot help seeing into the medicine cabinet of his soul. All the terrible emotions, the desire for vindications, the paranoia, and the projection are bottled in there, along with all the excesses of envy, desire for revenge, all the hypochondriacal responses, rituals, defenses, and the twin obsessions with sex and money. It other words, the stuff of great books. -- Betsy Lerner
Twins are so practical. It's always nice to have a spare. -- Billie Burke
I'll direct any movie starring a monkey or the Olsen Twins. Preferably both. -- Eli Roth
Haruhi: Whaddaya think I am?! The Twins: To us? Why that's obvious-- a toy! -- Bisco Hatori
People have been calling us, guys on other teams, a few of the other Twins -- Matthew LeCroy
Everyday people don't understand what he did for everybody and anybody who wore a Twins jersey. -- Doug Mientkiewicz
This is important, to represent our country. We've also got to be ready for the Minnesota Twins. -- Carlos Silva
Twins are a high-risk pregnancy, by definition. The quieter I am, the longer I can keep them growing. -- Jane Pauley
When you were born and your mom saw your face and your rear end, she said "Oh! Siamesse Twins!" -- Jerry Lawler
I'm writing a book about Siamese Twins that are attached at the nose. It's called: Stop Staring at Me! -- Zach Galifianakis
He represented the Twins , but I think everyone in baseball felt like they were a teammate of Kirby Puckett. -- Jim Leyland
Being human makes us one. Be uniquely ourselves makes us individual." - Nancy S. Mure, Author of Unidentical Twins -- Nancy S. Mure
Being human makes us one. Being uniquely ourselves makes us individual." - Nancy S. Mure, Author of Unidentical Twins -- Nancy S. Mure
My hope is next year Terry and I can work out a contract. I have no problem with the Minnesota Twins. -- Scott Boras
I love the Twins, ... I bleed the Twins. That's all I know. If I go anywhere else, I'd be a foreigner. -- Torii Hunter
They're Twin-like," Shaunee said. "Hilarious," Erin agreed. "Shut up!" Aphrodite and Stevie Rae said together, which made the Twins convulse into laughter. -- P. C. Cast
Twins are usually hailed with delight, because they swell the power of the family, though in some instances they are put to death. -- John Hanning Speke
I grabbed another. Aerosmith. Nope, can't throw classic Aerosmith. I snatched a copy of the Thompson Twins' greatest hits and chucked it at him. -- Rachel Vincent
I just didn't have no edge for baseball. Once special coach Tony Oliva and former Twins coach Al Newman told me what happened, I couldn't function. -- Torii Hunter
In the beginning there were two primal spirits,Twins spontaneously active,These are the Good and the Evil, in thought, and in word, and in deed. -- Zoroaster
Truthfully, we don't want my Weezer affiliation to have any bearing on whether someone likes us or not. It's an entirely different thing. The Space Twins have our own chemistry. -- Brian Bell
I mean, I think we are a better team than last year offensively, but there is always a question with the Minnesota Twins. We'll just have to wait and see. -- Torii Hunter
My family has loved Minnesota and that was one of the big reasons we decided to come back. For me, family decisions were a big part to coming back to the Twins. -- Jim Thome
Whenever we play the Twins, Torii Hunter has a major impact on defense. He tells the left fielder and the right fielder to take the day off and he covers the whole outfield. -- Ken Macha
One of the things that fascinated people about the twins, and one of the first things that comes to people's minds when they see Siamese Twins is: well, how do you have sex? -- Erin Davie
There aren't going to be many easy nights at all. There are going to be a lot of people beating up on each other. The pitching of the White Sox and Twins is exceptional. -- Mark Shapiro
Darwin abolished special creations, contributed the Origin of Species and hitched all life together in one unbroken procession of Siamese Twins, the whole evolved by natural and orderly processes from one microscopic parent germ. -- Mark Twain
Tina Fey and I have 15 things in development: 'Laverne and Shirley', 'Starsky and Hutch 3', 'Cagney and Lacey', 'Wonder Twins Activate From Two Hot Broads', 'Little House on the Prairie: The Musical: The Movie'. -- Amy Poehler
Now the two primal Spirits, who reveal themselves in vision as Twins, are the Better and the Bad, in thought and word and action. Between these two the wise ones chose aright; the foolish not so. -- Zoroaster
The moment the game (AL Pennant versus the Twins) was over I sprinted for the dugout. The fans were pouring onto the field. If they'd caught me they'd have torn my uniform into shreds for souvenirs. -- Carl Yastrzemski
I am truly honored because I know, obviously, what Bob meant to the Twins. I always told myself, when I put a uniform on for the first time in 1998, that I'm going to give everything I have. -- Mike Redmond
This is a good group of young guys that's eager to play. When I was coming up with the (Minnesota) Twins, they called us a Triple-A team. But then we made the playoffs. That's the direction we're headed. -- Corey Koskie
Where I came from with the Twins, they were passionate about baseball. Through thick and thin, it was, 'Let's go.' It's something I have to get used to. I'm blocking it out as much as I can. -- Jacque Jones
When I drive to work, I listen to thuggish rap at a very loud volume even though the lyrics are degrading to women and offend me to my core. The classic Ying Yang Twins song 'Salt Shaker'? It's amazing. -- Roxane Gay
I'm really into a blush on the eyelid and on the high of the cheek. The singer of 'Cocteau Twins' used to do that - really pink eyelids. It added a little romance to the hard kind of street-edge clothes. -- Chloe Sevigny
When I was a kid, I loved having a book in my hand. I still do. I wasnt a fast reader, but I was a steady reader. I read all of The Bobbsey Twins, Nancy Drew, and Cherry Ames books. -- Rhea Perlman
This is a sad day for the Minnesota Twins, Major League Baseball and baseball fans everywhere. I loved Kirby deeply. A tremendous teammate, Kirby will always be remembered for his never-ending hustle, infectious personality, trademark smile and commitment to the community. -- Carl Pohlad
Sufficient unto the day is one baby. As long as you are in your right mind don't you ever pray for twins. Twins amount to a permanent riot; and there ain't any real difference between triplets and a insurrection. - The Babies speech 1879 -- Mark Twain
I remember facing him on opening day in 1987. It was Oakland at the Minnesota Twins, the first time I got him out on a breaking ball down-and-in and next at bat he hit the same pitch for a home run. I was telling my kids that story yesterday. -- Curt Young
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I think things are more confused now than in several years, and I think the reason is that the governor is vacillating on it. He's all for it, but he's not doing anything about it. I am certain that his behavior is at the center of the Twins' frustration. -- Steven Schier
I always had a fascination with twins. -- Francine Pascal
Identical twins are endemically alike in many ways. -- Edward Norton
If I ever had twins, I'd use one for parts. -- Steven Wright
I'm in love with music, and I'm pregnant by it. It's like having twins. Or triplets. Or eight-lets! -- R. Kelly
A hospital may spend several million dollars separating a pair of conjoined twins even though that separation is likely to leave them worse off. -- Alice Dreger
I would love to have twins. I think there's something nice about having two babies, and they're there for each other their whole entire life. -- Melanie Brown
With twins, reading aloud to them was the only chance I could get to sit down. I read them picture books until they were reading on their own. -- Beverly Cleary
The special relationship between twins is that, if there's anyone else in the world that's going to get or be the confidant that you need, it's an identical twin. -- Sam Underwood
Some twins feel like they need to compare themselves to each other, but we're not that way. That's because of my parents, though, and having six kids in the family. -- Ashley Olsen
Because of the revolution of the Earth upon its axis, a new degree of the zodiac rises every four minutes, and thus even the horoscopes of twins may differ considerably. -- Max Heindel
Conjoined twins simply may not need sex-romance partners as much as the rest of us do. Throughout time and space, they have described their condition as something like being attached to a soul mate. -- Alice Dreger
I'm a huge fan of John Hughes and can say that 'Planes, Trains and Automobiles' is easily a top 3 favorite. I'm also a huge fan of all the Second City talent, and I think my Dad and Bill Murray are long lost twins. -- Ryan McPartlin
Abortion and racism are evil twins, born of the same lie. Where racism now hides its face in public, abortion is accomplishing the goals of which racism only once dreamed. Together, abortionists are destroying humanity at large and the black community in particular. -- Alveda King
Identical twins are ideal lab specimens for studying the difference between learned and inherited traits since they come from the womb preloaded with matching genetic operating systems. Any meaningful differences in their behaviors or personalities are thus likely to have been acquired, not innate. -- Jeffrey Kluger
Our votes must go together with our guns. After all, any vote we shall have, shall have been the product of the gun. The gun which produces the vote should remain its security officer - its guarantor. The people's votes and the people's guns are always inseparable twins. -- Robert Mugabe
What we should care about is health - reduction of morbidity and mortality. Too often, we instead pay attention to whether something is 'normal.' A hospital may spend several million dollars separating a pair of conjoined twins, even though that separation is likely to leave them worse off. -- Alice Dreger
Through the eight books in 'The Treasure Chest' series, readers will meet twins Maisie and Felix and learn the secrets and rules of time travel, where they will encounter some of these famous and forgotten people. In Book 1, Clara Barton, then Alexander Hamilton, Pearl Buck, Harry Houdini, and on and on. -- Ann Hood
I don't write from dreams because I don't remember mine, but I had a fragment of an image left about twins, whose father was telling them how their lives were going to go for the next eight years. I wrote a scene about that, and then another and then another and then another, and after five months I had 732 pages. -- Tamora Pierce
I just did this movie with Kristin Wiig called 'The Skeleton Twins.' That's a straight drama. We play estranged twins, and I end up moving in with her and her husband, played by Luke Wilson. But it's a drama, and the Duplass Brothers produced it and this great guy, Craig Johnson, directed it. And that was great, you know? -- Bill Hader
Love and hope are twins. -- Maria Gowen Brooks
Modesty and chastity are twins -- Anna Brownell Jameson
Stubbornness and stupidity are twins. -- Sophocles
Catastrophe and creation are twins. -- Barbara Marx Hubbard
Genius and insanity are fraternal twins. -- Carl Henegan
After raising twins, you get organized. -- Scott Ellis
I can't even imagine having twins. -- Monica Youn
Anticipation and Hope are born twins. -- Jean-Jacques Rousseau
Pride and weakness are Siamese twins. -- James Russell Lowell
Rivalry and envy are Siamese twins. -- Josh Billings
I call my balls the bush twins. -- Zach Galifianakis
There are no identical twins, or forgivable sins. -- Ozzy Osbourne
Physical geography and geology are inseparable scientific twins. -- Roderick Murchison
A threesome with a mother and her two twins. -- Jeremy Shockey
...ignorant as the unborne babe! ignorant as unborn twins! -- Mark Twain
Promotion and perception are synonymous twins of art marketing. -- Jack White
Love and joy are twins or born of each other. -- William Hazlitt
With identical twins, you always get a little snidey one. -- Karl Pilkington
Constant togetherness is fine - but only for Siamese twins. -- Victoria Billings
Conclusion 2: There's nothing more demonic than two bored twins. ~Signed Tamaki -- Bisco Hatori
At sacred-time, I will give birth to divine-twins in Jesus Name. Amen. -- Lailah Gifty Akita
Happiness and sorrow are twins, let them come and go like clouds. -- Yogaswami
love is tied to truth. I think of them as unhappily conjoined twins. -- David Levithan
Though truth and falsehood be Near twins, yet truth a little elder is. -- John Donne
Singing has nothing to do with poetry, except as twins separated at birth. -- Shirley Geok-lin Lim
My children, twins who are three years old, they're awful creatures right now. -- Timothy Simons
If it doesn't have siamese twins in a jar, it is not a fair. -- Homer
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I love to be with my twins. They are my true joy in life. -- Nancy Grace
Sleep and death, two twins of winged race, Of matchless swiftness, but of silent pace. -- Alexander Pope
Big Business and Politics are twins, they are the monsters who kill everything, corrupt everything. -- Anais Nin

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