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Tim Henman has the all-time Betty Crocker draw. We're talking Easy Bake Oven. -- Brad Gilbert
The original lists were probably carved in stone and represented longer periods of time. They contained things like 'Get More Clay. Make Better Oven.' -- David Viscott
I was a pizza delivery boy at the Pizza Oven in Canton. I wanted to get fired so bad, I actually wrecked the delivery car, but they wouldn't fire me because I was the only person they had working there. -- Marilyn Manson
The kitchen oven is reliable, but it's made us lazy. -- Jamie Oliver
We light the oven so that everyone may bake bread in it. -- Jose Marti
Eating something fresh out of the oven is like a hug you can taste. -- Regina Brett
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. -- Steven Wright
The New Age? It's just the old age stuck in a microwave oven for fifteen seconds. -- James Randi
I don't exactly know what it means to be ready. A cake when the oven timer goes off? Am I fully baked, or only half-baked? -- Jessica Savitch
I'm a really good dinner party guest. I am always so appreciative, impressed that anyone has even managed to turn on the oven and cook for me. -- Lucy Punch
Orphans, dead parents, lonely children at Christmas, morose spoken word recordings, everything you love about the holidays. Move the turkey over so you can fit your head in the oven. -- April Winchell
I have avoided becoming stale by putting a little water on the plate, lying on the plate, and having myself refreshed in a toaster oven for 23 minutes once every month. -- Dean Koontz
I always preferred my father's pasta the next day, when he'd put it in a hot oven with heaps of extra cheese. It would emerge slightly burned and very crisp on top. -- Yotam Ottolenghi
Doing projects really gives people self-confidence. Nothing is better than taking the pie out of the oven. What it does for you personally, and for your family's idea of you, is something you can't buy. -- Martha Stewart
In deference to American traditions, my family put our oven to rare use at Thanksgiving during my childhood, with odd roast-turkey experiments involving sticky-rice stuffing or newfangled basting techniques that we read about in magazines. -- Jennifer Lee
My parents scrimped and saved all their lives, to the point where my mother used a disgusting old oven mitt that was stained and partly patched together with a skirt I made in seventh grade. -- Roz Chast
A cake is a very good test of an oven: if it browns too much on one side and not on the other, it's not your fault - you need to have your oven checked. -- Delia Smith
If I survive, I will spend my whole life at the oven door seeing that no one is denied bread and, so as to give a lesson of charity, especially those who did not bring flour. -- Jose Marti
A juicy chicken breast can be the perfect accompaniment to a classic Caesar salad or a club sandwich. It's also easy to cook, and can be as simple as dressing it with a few spices and popping in the oven. -- Marcus Samuelsson
I love theatrical props: a cup filled with solid fake tea, say, or a collection of fake food, including a rubber turkey, which, during the holidays, I wrap in tinfoil so it appears to have just come out of the oven. -- Amy Sedaris
Less than two weeks before my 34th birthday, I bought pots. Most people were amazed that I did not previously own pots, but that was before I explained that I had never used my oven, and used my stovetop for my dishrack. -- Rachel Sklar
The radiation left over from the Big Bang is the same as that in your microwave oven but very much less powerful. It would heat your pizza only to minus 271.3*C - not much good for defrosting the pizza, let alone cooking it. -- Stephen Hawking
Basting is evil. Basting does nothing for the meat. Why? Skin. Skin is designed to keep stuff out of the bird, so basting just lets heat out of the oven. That means the turkey will take longer to cook... so don't touch that door! -- Alton Brown
Cooking involves a deadline and hungry people and ingredients that expire in a week. It's stressful. Cooking happens on the stove and on the clock. Baking happens with ingredients that last for months and come to life inside a warm oven. Baking is slow and leisurely. -- Regina Brett
With optimism, you look upon the sunny side of things. People say, 'Studs, you're an optimist.' I never said I was an optimist. I have hope because what's the alternative to hope? Despair? If you have despair, you might as well put your head in the oven. -- Studs Terkel
When you cut that eggplant up and you roast it in the oven and you make the tomato sauce and you put it on top, your soul is in that food, and there's something about that that can never be made by a company that has three million employees. -- Mario Batali
My favorite affirmation when I feel stuck or out of sorts is: Whatever I need is already here, and it is all for my highest good. Jot this down and post it conspicuously throughout your home, on the dashboard of your car, at your office, on your microwave oven, and even in front of your toilets! -- Wayne Dyer
I'm more like an oven than a microwave, -- Erykah Badu
Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt! -- Robin Williams
Anger warms the invention, but overheats the oven. -- Benjamin Franklin
For years, I stored my sweaters in the oven. -- Lesley Visser
There is no such thing as a self-cleaning oven. -- Wes Smith
Picture your grandmother in Hell, baking pies... without an oven. -- George Carlin
I'm a New Yorker; my oven is used for storage. -- Cheyenne Jackson
We are a nation that shouts at a microwave oven to hurry up. -- Joan Ryan
My baby is weird man... when he get mad, he gets in the oven. -- Kevin Hart
You are free, but you have to choose. An open oven bakes no bread -- Paulo Coelho
Just because a chicken was born in the oven doesn't make it a biscuit. -- Jesse Jackson
Just because a cat has kittens in the oven, that doesn't make them biscuits. -- Malcolm X
They say you're not supposed to put metal in a microwave oven. They're right. -- Steven Wright
You can put a cat in an oven, but that don't make it a biscuit. -- Wesley Snipes
Should I warm the oven and bake you a batch of hero cookies? - Zephyra -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
Owning a computer without programming is like having a kitchen and using only the microwave oven -- Charles Petzold
You and your oven are capable of great things,Remember, no two ovens are the same. -- Elton John
If the mother had not beene in the oven, shee had never sought her daughter there. -- George Herbert
I don't have a microwave oven, but I do have a clock that occasionally cooks stuff. -- Mitch Hedberg
The New Age? Its just the old age stuck in a microwave oven for fifteen seconds. -- James Randi
If you throw a lamb chop in the oven, what's to keep it from getting done? -- Joan Crawford
Remember, it's very simple to have an oven tested professionally, and it only takes about five minutes. -- Delia Smith
Anyone who gives you a cinnamon roll fresh out of the oven is a friend for life. -- Daniel Handler
There's such a buildup of crud in my oven, there's only room to bake a single cupcake. -- Phyllis Diller
I've got nine kids, nine dogs, three grandkids - and one in the oven. And three parrots! -- Michael Landon
My go-to winter recipe is beef and butternut squash stew, cooked in the slow oven all day. -- Jojo Moyes
Russian vodka is OK if you need to clean the oven. For drinking, it must henceforth be Polish. -- Hugh Laurie
You might heckle me now - but when I get home, I've got a chicken in the oven. -- Harry Hill
I thought I was raptured up into the air today; turns out, it was just my gas oven exploding. -- Emo Philips
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Twas the night before Thanksgiving. All the food's in the oven. And I'm in the bedroom performin' self lovin'. -- Craig Ferguson
I tried to commit suicide by sticking my head in the oven, but there was a cake in it. -- Lesley Boone
My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality. -- Tracy Morgan
Baking happens with ingredients that last for months and come to life inside a warm oven. Baking is slow and leisurely. -- Regina Brett
Got to be the worst place in the world, inside a oven. You in here, you either cleaning or you getting cooked. -- Kathryn Stockett
Avoid stress, the doctor had said. Eat lots of good food and enjoy this little mysterious bun cooking in the oven. Ha! -- Thea Harrison
The two things that are going to make you a better baker without even trying are a scale and a thermometer in your oven. -- Tom Douglas
But I will place this carefully fed pig Within the crackling oven; and, I pray, What nicer dish can e'er be given to man. -- Aeschylus
We've got a wood-burning pizza oven in the garden - a luxury, I know, but it's one of the best investments I've ever made. -- Gwyneth Paltrow
It's really fun to have a convection oven, even it if it's a little convection toaster oven. It really changes the way you bake. -- Tom Douglas
I detest these underdone men, he thought coldly. Boiled looking! Ought to be shoved back in the oven; just one more minute would do it. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald
I can do basics, but I'm not a proper cook. I can do a roast. I can stick a chicken in the oven with vegetables. -- Lesley Nicol
Rhythm, that's an essential part of cooking. The sound of a lovely song and the smell of some dish in the oven are equally evocative. -- Neneh Cherry
I didn't know about the rest of the class, but when Bastille Day eventually rolled around, I planned to stay home and clean my oven. -- David Sedaris
Pre-heat the oven? Really? If I was the sort of person who planned ahead, I wouldn't be eating this Totino's Party Pizza in the first place. -- Adam Peterson
Cut my life into pizzas. this is my plastic fork. oven baking, no breathing, dont give a fuck if its carbs that i'm eating' -Catherine Spann -- Catherine Spann
Say you were standing with one foot in the oven and one foot in an ice bucket. According to the percentage people, you should be perfectly comfortable. -- Bobby Bragan
Sometimes, when Bridget was in a particularly melodious mood, Sophie thought about stalking downstairs and pushing her into the oven like the with in 'Hansel and Gretel. -- Cassandra Clare
Mr. Greer timed all our speeches with an oven timer. Things were nothing at Tribeca Alternative, considered one of Manhattan's finest prep schools, if not high tech. -- Meg Cabot
Say you were standing with one foot in the oven and one foot in an ice bucket. According to the percentage people, you would be perfectly comfortable. -- Bobby Bragan
I am still in love with couture because it is just two months from drawing pad to runway so everything on the catwalk is hot from the oven. -- Christian Lacroix
They tell us we are all citizens, that we were born in this country. Well, a cat can have kittens in the oven, but that doesn't make them biscuits! -- Malcolm X
I love weird or funny or beautiful sentences; Joy Williams could write a microwave-oven manual and I'm sure I'd love it, because the sentences would be tuned up like music. -- Karen Russell
The Judgement is not a question, it's a sure answer, as to a clump of dough, that will yeast and rise, or go in the oven and burn to crust. -- Anthony Liccione
Animals are nicer than humans and they're conscious beings. If you stick your grandmother in an oven, she will probably be tasty. But is that any reason to eat your grandmother? -- Steven Morrissey
My mother began to go crazy. Not in a 'Let's paint the kitchen red!' sort of way. But crazy in a 'gas oven, toothpaste sandwhich, I am God' sort of way. -- Augusten Burroughs
People rewrite the play so much to make it palatable to the audience, to make something clear, that they just deaden it. Like it was left it in the oven too long. -- John Guare
Classic Recipe for Roast Beef: 1 large Roast of beef 1 small Roast of beef Take the two roasts and put them in the oven. When the little one burns, the big one is done. -- Gracie Allen
Manifesting is a lot like making a cake. The things needed are supplied by you, the mixing is done by your mind and the baking is done in the oven of the universe. -- Stephen Richards
I always give my bird a generous butter massage before I put it in the oven. Why? Because I think the chicken likes it -- and, more important, I like to give it. -- Julia Child
My kitchen has a wood-burning oven, a large worktable, and windows all around, including one above the sink. I think whoever is washing the dishes needs to have a lot of beauty around. -- Alice Waters
Cleanliness is not next to godliness. It isn't even in the same neighborhood. No one has ever gotten a religious experience out of removing burned-on cheese from the grill of the toaster oven. -- Erma Bombeck
Another old saying is that revenge is a dish best served cold. But it feels best served piping hot, straight out of the oven of outrage. My opinion? Take care of revenge right away. -- Mindy Kaling
The oven became hotter and hotter, and Hansel began to sweat. Then a delicious smell wafted to his nostrils. Oh no! he thought. I'm cooking! He sniffed at the air. And I smell delicious! -- Adam Gidwitz
I miss my mother very much, and I feel closest to her when I have dinner in the oven and the children are nearby playing and I'm reading a book or doing some little project. -- Caitlin Flanagan
I can still memory - taste the fresh buttermilk pancakes and hot buttermilk biscuits - both made with lard! - that were cooked on the top, or in the oven, of that ancient iron stove. -- Vernon L. Smith
Im obsessed with vinyasa flow yoga and Pilates. And since I live in Sweden, and we have good seafood, I tend to cook a lot of fish, preferably with oven-roasted veggies and a cauliflower mash. -- Frida Gustavsson
I'm obsessed with vinyasa flow yoga and Pilates. And since I live in Sweden, and we have good seafood, I tend to cook a lot of fish, preferably with oven-roasted veggies and a cauliflower mash. -- Frida Gustavsson
Her love was too cold, like an anti-oven. That's called a freezer, and sometimes it burns food. She gave me heartburn, just like coffee, and it really woke me up to the reality of relationships. -- Jarod Kintz
Note, however, that you cannot simply add temperatures the way you can add volumes or weights. Two people in bed, each with body temperatures of 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit, do not normally create a 197.2 degree under-the-cover oven. -- Neil deGrasse Tyson

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