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Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste.
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The chief beneficiary of life insurance policies for young, single people is the life insurance agent.
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Never trust a woman whose father calls her 'Princess'. Chances are she believes it.
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They aren't kidding when they say, "Wash Whites separately.
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Seek but provision of bread and wine, fools to flatter, and clothing fine; and nothing of God shall ever be thine.
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If you have to learn it from a self-help book, you may be beyond help.
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Always take an extra quarter to the laundry room.
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Hurry up and learn patience.
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There is nothing personal about a personal ad.
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A $20 haircut hardly ever lasts longer than a $5 haircut.
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There is no such thing as a self-cleaning oven.
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