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The Foreign Office knows no secrets. -- A. J. P. Taylor
The American version of 'The Office' is fantastic. -- Daniel Radcliffe
Office politics are bloody-minded, but weak on content. -- Mason Cooley
I love Jim and Pam at 'The Office.' -- David Walton
Office romances are few, short, and not usually destructive. -- Helen Fisher
Office of the Vice President... The Council on Competativeness. -- Dan Quayle
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. -- Erma Bombeck
My favourite books are Charles Bukowski's 'Post Office' and 'Women.' -- Alex Pettyfer
I probably wore out my VHS copy of 'Office Space.' -- Kim Shaw
Office hours are from 12 to 1 with an hour off for lunch. -- George S. Kaufman
We have the best writers in the business [on The Office]. -- John Krasinski
Caricatures created by politics never fit comfortably into the Oval Office. -- David K. Shipler
Soon the Oval Office will be his [ Donald Trump] office, his home. -- George Stephanopoulos
When people bury treasure nowadays they do it in the Post-Office bank. -- Arthur Conan Doyle
When burned on a CD, the human genome is smaller than Microsoft Office. -- Steve Jurvetson
The British soldier can stand up to anything except the British War Office. -- George Bernard Shaw
If someone comes up to me, 90 percent of the time it's about Office Space. -- Gary Cole
I'm a big fan of 'The Office', both the British and the American versions. -- Tina Fey
I love 'The Office' format so much that I wanted to close it out. -- Greg Daniels
I am the exception to the rule that all senators see themselves in the Oval Office. -- Sheldon Whitehouse
I love, I absolutely, love the Office and Curb your Enthusiasm. Those are just classic shows. -- Steve Purdy
To the Tax Office: All is over between us. Please don't attempt to communicate with me again. -- Ashleigh Brilliant
Great minds don't think alike. If they did, the Patent Office would only have about fifty inventions. -- Scott Adams
Office tends to confer a dreadful plausibility on even the most negligible of those who hold it. -- Mark Lawson
Well, one of the things I love about 'The Office' is that it has so much heart. -- Kate Flannery
I would love to do a really stupid character on 'The Office'. I'm so an 'Office' fan. -- Marisol Nichols
I'm an office manager for Office Max. I have two daughters. I'm married. I have a normal job. -- Suzanne Crough
When I was a kid and we used to play Post Office, I was the Dead Letter Office. -- Phyllis Diller
I'm pretty much a straight guy on 'The Office.' We can't all be crazies. You need some balance. -- Oscar Nunez
I thought The Office was good, though I didn't think of it as a sitcom, just as a very good programme. -- Dylan Moran
The supreme quality for leadership is unquestionably integrity. Without it, no real success is possible, no matter whether it is on a section gang, a football field, in an army, or in an office. -- Dwight D. Eisenhower
There are no office hours for leaders. -- James Gibbons
If your desk isn't cluttered, you probably aren't doing your job. -- Harold S. Geneen
It all depends on which side of the desk you're sitting on. -- Len Wein
Lofty posts make great men greater still, and small men much smaller. -- Jean de la Bruyere
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. -- Aesop
Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas. -- Johnny Carson
All the waste in a year from a nuclear power plant can be stored under a desk. -- Ronald Reagan
If your company has a clean-desk policy, the company is nuts and you're nuts to stay there. -- Tom Peters
No people is wholly civilized where a distinction is drawn between stealing an office and stealing a purse. -- Theodore Roosevelt
When I give a man an office, I watch him carefully to see whether he is swelling or growing. -- Woodrow Wilson
Nominee. A modest gentleman shrinking from the distinction of private life and diligently seeking the honorable obscurity of public office. -- Ambrose Bierce
Some seek the comfort of their therapist's office, other head to the corner pub and dive into a pint, but I chose running as my therapy. -- Dean Karnazes
The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office. -- Robert Frost
I am convinced that there are more threats to American liberty within the 10 mile radius of my office on Capitol Hill than there are on the rest of the globe. -- Ron Paul
It is inaccurate to say that I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense, common honesty, and common decency. This makes me forever ineligible for public office. -- H. L. Mencken
If you don't know what to do with many of the papers piled on your desk, stick a dozen colleagues initials on them and pass them along. When in doubt, route. -- Malcolm Forbes
No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office. -- George Bernard Shaw
I have always admired men and women who used their talents to serve the community, and who were highly respected and admired for their efforts and sacrifices, even though they held no office whatsoever in government or society. -- Nelson Mandela
Here is a pen and here is a pencil, here's a typewriter, here's a stencil, here's a list of today's appointments, and all the flies in all the ointments, the daily woes that a man endures -- take them, George, they're yours! -- Ogden Nash
In my office...I have a little sign and it says, 'Do it!' I suppose if I have learned anything in life, it is that we are to keep moving, keep trying-as long as we breathe! If we do, we will be surprised at how much more can still be done. -- Spencer W. Kimball
I was sitting in a chair in the patent office at Bern when all of a sudden a thought occurred to me: "If a person falls freely he will not feel his own weight." I was startled. This simple thought made a deep impression on me. It impelled me toward a theory of gravitation. -- Albert Einstein
And the whole Oscar thing, that is just surreal: you spend months and months doing promotion, and then come back to reality with this golden thing in your hands. You put it in the office and then you just have to look at it sitting on the shelf. And, after about two weeks, you go: 'What is that doing there?' -- Javier Bardem
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It was a confusing time in my life, a really bad day at the office. -- Boris Becker
All civil rights and the right to hold office were to be extended to persons of any Christian denomination. -- Roger Sherman
It's useless to hold a person to anything he says while he's in love, drunk, or running for office. -- Shirley MacLaine
I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso. -- Rita Rudner
When George W. Bush came into office, North Korea had maybe one nuclear weapon and verifiably wasn't producing any more. -- Noam Chomsky
The offhand decision of some commonplace mind high in office at a critical moment influences the course of events for a hundred years. -- Thomas Hardy
Impeachment is not a remedy for private wrongs; it's a method of removing someone whose continued presence in office would cause grave danger to the nation. -- Charles Ruff
Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor. -- Adam Carolla
Most of all, be honest with yourself and make sure those in political office, our so called public servants, are being honest, holding them accountable for their actions! -- David Pratt
I've always liked getting away with just a little bit of what you're not supposed to. Like my first book, Billy's Booger, got me in trouble with the principal's office. -- William Joyce
Nixon is one of the few in the history of this country to run for high office talking out of both sides of his mouth at the same time and lying out of both sides. -- Harry S Truman
I have a very serious censorship office inside my head; it censors things that I could tell you that you would never forget, and I don't want to be the person to stick that in your brain. -- Alan Furst
I have never been a quitter. To leave office before my term is completed is opposed to every instinct in my body. But as president I must put the interests of America first Therefore, I shall resign the presidency effective at noon tomorrow. -- Richard M. Nixon
Don't underestimate the power of your vision to change the world. Whether that world is your office, your community, an industry or a global movement, you need to have a core belief that what you contribute can fundamentally change the paradigm or way of thinking about problems. -- Leroy Hood
Running for office was definitely something I've thought about. When I was younger, I wanted to major in political science. And I've been engaged in current events since I was a kid. If I can make a difference and feel passionately and capable, then I would. Why not? -- Queen Latifah
Whether a woman's running for office or she's supporting her husband who's running for office and she gets criticised for wearing open-toed shoes or for the colour of her coat, there's just a lot of history that you bear if you are a woman who puts herself out in the political arena. -- Hillary Clinton
I think there ought to be a strict separation or wall built between our religious faith and our practice of political authority in office. I don't think the President of the United States should extoll Christianity if he happens to be a Christian at the expense of Judaism, Islam or other faiths. -- Jimmy Carter
My father worked in the Post Office. A lot of double shifts. All his friends were in the same situation - truck drivers, taxi cab drivers, grocery clerks. Blue collar guys punching the clock and working long, hard hours. The thought that sustained them was the one at the center of the American dream. -- Gary David Goldberg
Technology can be our best friend, and technology can also be the biggest party pooper of our lives. It interrupts our own story, interrupts our ability to have a thought or a daydream, to imagine something wonderful, because we're too busy bridging the walk from the cafeteria back to the office on the cell phone. -- Steven Spielberg
The post office doesn't guarantee delivery, but it tries really hard. It's called best efforts communication. If you put two postcards in the post-box, they don't necessarily come out then in the same order that you put them in. So, that means that there's potentially disorder with your delivery, and that's also true in the Internet. -- Vint Cerf
Eric Schmidt looks innocent enough, with his watercolor blue eyes and his tiny office full of toys and his Google campus stocked with volleyball courts and unlocked bikes and wheat-grass shots and cereal dispensers and Haribo Gummi Bears and heated toilet seats and herb gardens and parking lots with cords hanging to plug in electric cars. -- Maureen Dowd
Don't try to be somebody you're not because it doesn't work. If you try to be this perfect person or perfect persona of what you think that somebody should be when they're involved in public office, it's just not going to work. Just be yourself, stay true to your core values, and really just stay abreast of the issues. -- Ben Quayle
My mother was keen that I complete my graduation and never ever wanted me to be in the movies, as my father had made five films that lost money. One of the films he made was 'Agneepath,' which was hugely hyped but underwhelming at the box office, and I remember that my dad had to sell my grandmother's flat to pay off the loan. -- Karan Johar
The insolence of office. -- William Shakespeare
I have a great office. -- R. L. Stine
I'm a matter-of-fact, office-hours writer. -- Jim Crace
My office is my tour bus. -- Drake
Public office is a public trust. -- Daniel S. Lamont
Just another day at the office. -- Captain Price
Power always works from the corner office. -- Lois Wyse
There are no office hours for champions. -- Paul Dietzel
No, I'm not running for office someday. -- Chris Hughes
Today it's not culture; it's box office. -- Alex North
The president cannot escape from his office. -- Dwight D. Eisenhower
I respect the office of the president. -- Jan Brewer
I've never been driven by box office. -- Charlize Theron
The presidency is not an office job. -- Jakaya Kikwete
I don't do office work at home. -- A. K. Antony
I was considering running for political office. -- Michael Newdow
An office is a machine for dying. -- Steve Aylett
I do not have very much office experience. -- B. J. Novak
The office of presbyters is a permanent one. -- Charles Hodge
Coffee is the great incentivizer in the office. -- Michael Scott
I'm not going to run for political office. -- Phil Robertson
The most important office... that of private citizen. -- Louis D. Brandeis
Elected office holds more perks than Elvis' nightstand. -- Dennis Miller
I win my awards at the box office. -- Cecil B. DeMille
Love has no place in a lawyer's office. -- Elizabeth Aston
Save in the office and affairs of love. -- Claudio Sanchez
I write in a small office at home. -- Walter Dean Myers
The party out of office becomes the articulate one. -- Mason Cooley
Ivanka Trump should probably run for office one day. -- Chrissy Teigen
Public office is the last refuge of the scoundrel. -- Boies Penrose
I never intended to be a politician or office-seeker. -- Vaclav Klaus
The new political gospel: public office is private graft. -- Mark Twain
The office of liberality consisteth in giving with judgment. -- Marcus Tullius Cicero
Dictatorships don't always die when the dictator leaves office -- Mohamed Nasheed
When you're rich, you want a Republican in office. -- Jenna Jameson
Get me a broom. I'll sweep my own office. -- Wernher von Braun
I wish i spent more time at the office. -- Harold S. Kushner
I never worked in an office in my life. -- Jack Vance
I don't have a ticker-tape machine in my office. -- Walter Schloss
It's hard to get me out of the office. -- Cass Sunstein
I have no intention of running for office again. -- George Allen
I kind of have a phobia for the dentist's office. -- Joelle Carter
There has to be life after the Charlotte Mayor's office. -- Harvey Gantt

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