Ashleigh Brilliant quotes:

Be kind to unkind people. They need it the most.

The difference between friendship and love is how much you can hurt each other.

With all deference to Chairman Mao and other authors whose quotations derive from longer works, it seemed that I was becoming the world's first writer of self-contained ready-made quotations.

I have abandoned my search for truth and am now looking for a good fantasy

Please don't lie to me,unless,you're sure I'll never find out the truth.

If you don't believe in ghosts, you've never been to a family reunion.

Not even a great leader can get very far without great people to lead.

I may not be perfect, but parts of me are excellent

One possible reason why things aren't going according to plan is that there never was a plan.

Accept me for what I am, completely unacceptable.

It's good to have some certainty in life, even if it's only that I'm in deep trouble.

I want either less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.

If only our great thinkers could learn to talk, and our great talkers could learn to think.

Thanks to my computer, I have now achieved a much higher state of disorganization.

The trouble is that sex is a force of nature, and reason is not.

Forgive me now - tomorrow I may no longer feel guilty.

I'll give up my bad habits as soon as equally satisfying good habits become available.

If you must keep groaning, please try to do it in a rhythm I can dance to.

I don't know how to be happy - They didn't teach it in my school

In order to keep an open mind, I am trying to avoid learning anything.

Why does life keep teaching me lessons I have no desire to learn?

Just because I accept you as you are does not mean that I have given up all hope of your improvement.

I hope I can settle my internal conflicts without bloodshed.

Some books makes me want to go adventuring, others make me feel that they have saved me the trouble.

The time for action is past! Now is the time for senseless bickering!

There are no important differences between men and women, but the unimportant ones are sometimes very interesting.

The whole world is our dining room, but be careful: it is also our garbage can

The greatest obstacle to discovering the truth is being convinced that you already know it.

Be a good neighbor, and leave me alone.

I too have known joy and sadness, and, on the whole, I prefer joy.

Maybe I'm lucky to be going so slowly, because I may be going in the wrong direction

Even a meaningless life may contain many good breakfasts.

Our meetings are held to discuss many problems which would never arise if we held fewer meetings.

At what point in my struggle with nature will nature finally give up?

My struggle to remain healthy is gradually killing me.

Vote wisely, even if that means not voting at all.

Speak nothing but the truth, and you'll soon be considered dangerous.

I try to take it one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.

There's nothing on my mind that couldn't be expressed by a long insane outburst of hysterical rage.

There is one pain, I often feel, which you will never know. It's caused by the absence of you.

Instead of past, present and future, I'd prefer chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry.

No man is an island, but some of us are long peninsulas.

My worst personal problem is that my computer doesn't understand me.

My life has a superb cast, but I cannot figure out the plot.

The price of freedom keeps going up, but the quality keeps deteriorating.

Sooner or later, I'll be punctual.

There may not be a Heaven, but there is a San Francisco.

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.

Keep some souvenirs of your past, or how will you ever prove it wasn't all a dream?

There's no harm in talking to yourself, but try to avoid telling yourself jokes you've heard before.

Strange as it may seem, my life is based on a true story

Good ideas are common - what's uncommon are people who will work hard enough to bring them about.

I don't understand you. You don't understand me. What else do we have in common?

My life shows a clear pattern of total unpredictability.

Not being able to do everything is no excuse for not doing everything you can.

Sometimes the only way you can win is to stay out of the game.

What we really need is to realize how little we really need.

For me, it's always easy to choose between the Ultimate, the Infinite, and the Chocolate.

Things are sometimes better left as they are, but you can't be sure until you change them.

If you don't like my opinion of you, you can always improve

How can I be sure I've succeeded, if I can't remember what I was trying to do

Everything takes longer than you expect, even when you expect it to take longer than you expect.

I recently had my problems on the run, but now they've re-grouped, and are making another attack.

It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.

Sometimes the most urgent and vital thing you can possibly do is take a complete rest.

Life is too important to be taken as a joke, but too ridiculous to be taken seriously.

By the miracle of teaching, I can give you some of my ability, without losing any of it myself.

Nothing we do can change the past, but everything we do changes the future.

Fortunately in my work there's always a choice: I can choose to do it willingly or unwillingly.

The longer I live, the less chance I'll ever recover from what life keeps doing to me.

What happened to you could have been worse - it could have happened to me.

Having failed to conquer myself, my best hope now is to arrange an alliance with myself.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target

The reports on human progress are beginning to come in, and some are a little discouraging.

The entire universe will eventually disintegrate but by then I hope to be in a safer place.

It's hard letting go of the past, when there are no firm handholds in the future.

Doing it wrong fast is at least better than doing it wrong slowly.

Most of my problems have no answer or else the answer is worse than the problem.

Unfortunately, it's possible to be able to do something extremely well that nobody ever wants done.

The surest way to learn is by doing it, but often, the lesson is: Don't do it!

Unless you move, the place where you are is the place where you will always be.

If you dont do it, youll never know what would have happened if you had done it

One thing you can rely on is that there will always be uncertainty.

Your reasoning is excellent, it's only your basic assumptions that are wrong.

The longer I live, the less future there is to worry about.

If we could all hear one another's prayers, God might be relieved of some of his burdens.

There has been an alarming increase in the number of things you know nothing about.

If coffee didn't exist, somebody would have to invent it for me very soon.

It's well-known that men and women are different but it keeps being re-discovered with great excitement.

Women can do anything men can do, but often have more sense than even to be interested.

I want it clearly understood that I'm totally confused.

Try to relax and enjoy the crisis.

If you can't go where people are happier, try to make people happier where you are.

I've learned so much from my failures that I'm thinking of having some more.

My social life is much better, since I stopped spending it with other people.

The best reason for having dreams is that in dreams no reasons are necessary.

If you can't learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly.

I'm not always depressed: only when I think and feel.

My sources are unreliable, but their information is fascinating.

It's sometimes easier to do the impossible than to do the embarrassing.

I feel much better, now that I've given up hope.

For some strange reason, no matter where I go, the place is always called "here".

I don't have any solution, but I certainly admire the problem.

I never miss reality when I'm not in it, but it's sometimes nice to come back to.

Due to circumstances beyond my control, I am master of my fate and captain of my soul.

My research consists of studying the effects of putting somebody like me into a world like this.

In a democracy, every little wrong idea may grow up to become national policy.

It's hard to face tomorrow, but it's easier than facing no tomorrow.

Take Courage! Whatever you decide to do, it will probably be the wrong thing.

It's not easy taking my problems one at a time when they refuse to get in line.

If you can neither accept it or change it, try to laugh at it.

The case has been going on for so long that I've forgotten whether I'm really innocent or guilty.

The majority is never right, unless it includes me.

You have a right to enjoy life, but only on your own time.

If you keep groaning, please do it to a rythmn I can dance to.

Just when I nearly had the answer, I forgot the question.

Words are a wonderful form of communication, but they will never replace kisses and punches.

I will always love the false image I had of you.

In one sense, I have always felt glad to have had the war [World War II] in my childhood, because, as a result, nothing that has happened in the world since then has ever seemed quite so bad. On the other hand, I never entirely got over my feeling of being cheated when the promised era of peace in a wonderful "post-war world" failed to materialize. I could not understand how, after all that, people could ever even think of fighting again. And I still can't.

The fact that many things have no explanation ought to prevent them from happening; but it doesn't.