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  • I once told a journalist that girls call me 'Kitten,' but I couldn't have been more sarcastic, and no matter how many times I've said that it was a joke, it still doesn't go away. -- Joaquin Phoenix
  • I like the name Atomic Kitten. It's so great. -- Bryan Ferry
  • A kitten is in the animal world what a rosebud is in the garden. -- Robert Southey
  • They say the test of literary power is whether a man can write an inscription. I say, 'Can he name a kitten?' -- Samuel Butler
  • When I go out with the ladies, I don't force them to pronounce my name. I tell them I like to go by the nickname of Kitten. -- Joaquin Phoenix
  • I still have a problem with nuns. I follow them around like a kitten with a ball of yarn. After a while, all my characters become very close friends. -- Meg Tilly
  • Kitten, four hours of sleep while holding you is far more beneficial to me than eight hours of endless tossing and turning because you're not there. -Bones from This Side of the Grave -- Jeaniene Frost
  • I am not a sexy woman, I'm not beautiful, I'm not a sex kitten, I don't flirt with people, yet I've been tagged more of sex symbol than women who truly are and I that's solely because I don't reveal too much: people are curious. -- Shirley Manson
  • Playing with fire Kitten? -- Jeaniene Frost
  • Let's go, Kitten, before you kill someone else. -Bones -- Jeaniene Frost
  • Kitten, your hands are heaven and your eyes are my home. -- Jeaniene Frost
  • You call that begging? Oh, Kitten, you can do better than that... -- Jeaniene Frost
  • Did you really think I'd ceased to care? Kitten, I care so much it wrecks me. -- Jeaniene Frost
  • I love you, Kitten. There's nothing on this earth or under it that can change that. -- Jeaniene Frost
  • That's what vampires do, Kitten. We always come for what's ours, no matter the circumstances." Bones said. -- Jeaniene Frost
  • Kitten, when did you get so tall? (Ravyn) I grew while you were in the bathroom. (Erika) -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
  • I like to go to art museums and name the untitled paintings... Boy With Pail... Kitten On Fire. -- Steven Wright
  • I want to know all of you, Kitten. What you show me, and what you try not to. -- Jeaniene Frost
  • No matter what happens, you will never lose me, I am forever yours, Kitten, in this life or the next. -- Jeaniene Frost
  • Kitten." His voice was thick with something I couldn't name. "This is the part... where you don't have a choice. -- Jeaniene Frost
  • You hold the ones you love close and fight the battles you can win, and that, Kitten, is how it is. -- Jeaniene Frost
  • Kitten, you still haven't told her? Blimey, what are you waiting for?" "The Second Coming of Christ!" I snapped. -- Jeaniene Frost
  • Tell me, Kitten." That deep, smooth voice brushed over me like a physical caress. "Shall I leave now, or wait until later? -- Jeaniene Frost
  • The last thing that you need to fret about is my feeling emasculated, Kitten; but talk is cheap, so I'll be sure to show you later." ~Bones -- Jeaniene Frost
  • I love your hands,' he sighed. 'You think I look like an angel? Well, Kitten, your hands are my heaven and your eyes are my home.'" (Bones) -- Jeaniene Frost
  • I don't know Kitten," she said, zipping up her money belt, "but I'll tell you one thing--if it were a book, I wouldn't be able to put it down. -- Kate Mulgrew
  • I love you, Kitten. Don't try to get out of this. We'll see if you love me when I pay you back. Even then I will love you, Bones called out as I stomped away. -- Jeaniene Frost
  • Bones," I sighed. "Know something? I'm not afraid of you, but you scare me"¦." His outline blurred again. "You scare me, too, Kitten," he might have replied, but I couldn't be sure. -- Jeaniene Frost
  • Kitten, this is my best mate, Charles, but you can call him Spade. Charles, this is Cat, the woman I've been telling you about. You can see for yourself that everything I've said is"¦an understatement. -- Jeaniene Frost
  • Surprise widened his eyes as he stepped backCaving in so easily?""Caving in?" I laughed without feelingI just want you out of my face."Daemon chuckled deeplyKeep telling yourself that, Kitten.""Keep using your ego steroids." -- Jennifer L. Armentrout
  • Once upon a time there were three kittens, and their names were Mitten, Tom Kitten, and Moppet. They had dear little fur coats of their own; and they tumbled about the doorstep and played in the dust. -- Beatrix Potter
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  • Cat, hmmm? From where I sit you look more like a Kitten." My head jerked around and I shot him an annoyed look. Oh, I was going to enjoy this, all right. "It's Cat," I repeated firmly. "Cat Raven." "Whatever you say, Kitten Tweedy. -- Jeaniene Frost
  • He gave the body a final kick and then turned to face me. "You and I need to talk, Kitten." "Now?" I asked in disbelief, gesturing to the dead vampire near his feet. "It's not like he's going anywhere, so yeah. Now. -- Jeaniene Frost
  • I was writing songs as a kid about leprechauns and Catwoman and teapots - whatever it is that little girls wanna sing about. The first song I wrote was called "Kitten." It was about a boy named Liam, who I was just crazy about. -- Bonnie McKee
  • Kittens can happen to anyone. -- Paul Gallico
  • There is no more intrepid explorer than a kitten. -- Champfleury
  • When the car's going well, I purr like a kitten. -- Buddy Rice
  • An ordinary kitten will ask more questions than any five-year-old. -- Carl Van Vechten
  • The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat. -- Ogden Nash
  • We quickly discovered that two kittens were much more fun than one. -- Allen Lacy
  • Kittens are wide-eyed, soft and sweet. With needles in their jaws and feet. -- Pam Brown
  • No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. -- Abraham Lincoln
  • A child is a person who can't understand why someone would give away a perfectly good kitten. -- Doug Larson
  • A kitten is the delight of a household. All day long, comedy is played by an incomparable actor. -- Champfleury
  • A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever and generally stopping before it gets there. -- Agnes Repplier
  • A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally stopping before it gets there. -- Agnes Repplier
  • It is a very inconvenient habit of kittens (Alice had once made the remark) that whatever you say to them, they always purr. -- Lewis Carroll
  • Every homeless puppy and kitten was born to parents who weren't spayed or neutered. I'm proud to support PETA's work to prevent animal homelessness. -- Kevin Nealon
  • The playful kitten, with its pretty little tigerish gambols, is infinitely more amusing than half the people one is obliged to live with in the world. -- Sydney, Lady Morgan
  • I wanted to highlight the destruction in Gaza by posting photos on my website - but on the internet people only look at pictures of kittens -- Banksy
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  • What feeling is so nice as a child's hand in yours? So small, so soft and warm, like a kitten huddling in the shelter of your clasp. -- Wilson Mizner
  • What feeling is so nice as a child's hand in yours? So small, so soft and warm, like a kitten huddling in the shelter of your clasp. -- Wilson Mizner
  • I absolutely adore Agatha Christie; so much so that when I received a kitten for my Christmas present, I called her Agatha, and I already have a cat called Hercule! -- Kimberley Nixon
  • I really like the look of the 1950s, lots of suburban Americana influences. I'm 5'4', so I like kitten heels occasionally because I can move around a bit easier, but pointy-toed pumps are very elongating. -- Marina and the Diamonds
  • I have a lot of mice, I have a kitten named 'Girr,' I have an iguana named 'Invader Zim,' I have some fish, a whole buncha water snails, and a tarantula named 'Sweet Pea.' -- Matthew Underwood
  • Confront a child, a puppy, and a kitten with a sudden danger; the child will turn instinctively for assistance, the puppy will grovel in abject submission, the kitten will brace its tiny body for a frantic resistance. -- Hector Hugh Munro
  • I don't like kitten heels. I just don't think they are an attractive shoe because they always look so stumpy. And I would never wear cowboy boots: a pointy toe and little heel is just not my thing. -- Jessica Hart
  • A kitten is so flexible that she is almost double; the hind parts are equivalent to another kitten with which the forepart plays. She does not discover that her tail belongs to her until you tread on it. -- Henry David Thoreau
  • What was called extreme 20 years ago definitely isn't extreme anymore. When I started, I remember people saying, 'Oh my God, I can't walk in that!' It was like, three inches - they look like kitten heels now. -- Christian Louboutin
  • I like BuzzFeed, and I understand the pressure that online reporters are under. But I think everyone agrees that, despite all the awesome kitten gifs, they're still obligated to be skeptical of government officials and ask the right questions. -- Michael Moore
  • I declare I would rather be a kitten and cry, 'Mew!' than live as I see many of my female acquaintances do, tearing each other's characters to pieces, and wearing out their lives in vanity and vexation of spirit. -- Jane Welsh Carlyle
  • Do you see that kitten chasing so prettily her own tail? If you could look with her eyes, you might see her surrounded with hundreds of figures performing complex dramas, with tragic and comic issues, long conversations, many characters, many ups and downs of fate. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson
  • The queen of aggregation is, of course, Arianna Huffington, who has discovered that if you take celebrity gossip, adorable kitten videos, posts from unpaid bloggers and news reports from other publications, array them on your Web site and add a left-wing soundtrack, millions of people will come. -- Bill Keller
  • Well, when I was a little girl we had 17 cats once. They all lived outside, and they kept having more kittens. My mom made us put little ribbons around each kitten's neck, put them in a wagon, and go door-to-door around the neighborhood to try to give them away. -- Cheryl Hines
  • I wish I were shyly, quietly intriguing, like Jacqueline Bouvier Kennedy, like someone French and fashionable who knows how to twirl her ladylike locks just so and walk adroitly on kitten heels, who is all gesture and whisper - but I am unfortunately forward and forthright: When I am interested in a man, he absolutely knows it. -- Elizabeth Wurtzel
  • Can you design a Rorschach test that's going to make everyone feel something every time - and that looks like a Rorschach test? It's easy to show a picture of a kitten or a car accident. The question is, how abstract can you get and still get the audience to feel something when they don't know what's happening to them? -- Jason Reitman
  • I'm lucky because I have a job I love. I really miss being away from home, being in my own bed, seeing my animals and siblings, having my moms cookies. I have a couple cats. I got a kitten about a year ago and now Im going on the road so I wont see him for a while. I feel bad. -- Michelle Branch
  • It's funny: I put money into short films, and I put really good actors in it, and I write some stuff that's really funny, and I'll get, like, a million views. But to the right of me, there will be a video of a kitten that falls into a toilet bowl, and it's three seconds long, and it will get 25 million views. -- Ben Schwartz
  • It is quite widely known that I like shoes. This is not something that defines me as either a woman or a politician, but it has come to define me in the eyes of the newspapers. I wore a pair of leopard-print kitten heels to a Conservative Party Conference a few years ago and the papers have continued to focus on my feet ever since. -- Theresa May
  • She's my kitten, and no one else's. -- Jeaniene Frost
  • Alarm stole over me on little kitten feet. -- Faith Hunter
  • Nothing says you care like sending someone a kitten. -- Brian South
  • Tits are inconsequential, but someone pass me that kitten -- Lierre Keith
  • [A kitten] gets himself into every kind of trouble... -- Champfleury
  • Just like a kitten that thinks its a tiger. -- Stephenie Meyer
  • You could drown a kitten in her blue eyes. -- Gary Shteyngart
  • You cannot rob robbers with a kitten in your hat! -- Diana Wynne Jones
  • life is a trick, life is a kitten in a sack. -- Anne Sexton
  • Ahhh. Bed, book, kitten, sandwich. All one needed in life, really. -- Jacqueline Kelly
  • Pissing off PETA is as easy as pie. Delicious kitten pie. -- Stephen Colbert
  • ... she, that will with kittens jest, Should bear a kitten's joke. -- William Cowper
  • Life is one damned kitten after another." Mehitabel the Alley Cat -- Don Marquis
  • The trouble with a kitten is that it eventually beomes a cat. -- Ogden Nash
  • No man can tame a tiger into a kitten by stroking it. -- Franklin D. Roosevelt
  • ... as lonesome as a kitten in a wash-house copper with the lid on. -- Charles Dickens
  • Every natural movement is graceful. Did you ever watch a kitten at play? -- Anna Cora Mowatt
  • Weird behavior is natural in smart children, like curiosity is to a kitten. -- Hunter S. Thompson
  • He giggled like a puppy being tickled by a kitten wearing a duckling costume. -- Jim Benton
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  • I have a kitten,the drollest of all creatures that ever wore a cat's skin. -- William Cowper
  • Riley. How bad has it been?" "Just fabulous. The demonic kitten really made my night. -- Jana Oliver
  • [My kitten's] gambols are not to be described, and would be incredible, if they could. -- William Cowper
  • I had rather be a kitten and cry mew Than one of these same metre ballet-mongers. -- William Shakespeare
  • You sense and feel something different than I do, even if we lick the same kitten. -- Hank Green
  • [My kitten] is dressed in a tortoise-shell suit, and I know you will delight in her. -- William Cowper
  • I was very flattered by the sex-kitten thing because I never thought of myself as that. -- Ann-Margret
  • Dikaios smacked Elam with his tail. "His curiosity wouldn't kill a sick kitten, much less a cat. -- Bryan Davis
  • True revolution comes from true revulsion; when things get bad enough the kitten will kill the lion. -- Charles Bukowski
  • Maybe, although my heart is a kitten of butter, I am blowing it up like a zeppelin. -- Anne Sexton
  • No one can be a sex kitten every day, and anyone who tells you that is lying. -- Sofia Vergara
  • Never pick up a stray kitten . . . unless you've already made up your mind to be owned by it. -- Robert A. Heinlein
  • But you're so helpless sometimes. It's like watching a kitten with its head trapped in a Kleenex box. -- Rainbow Rowell
  • I'm behind you." I spun to see Derek. "I can't win," he said. "You're as skittish as a kitten. -- Kelley Armstrong
  • He's acting as foolish as a kitten... but then, everyone's entitled to a little foolishness once in a while. -- Christopher Paolini
  • Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die. -- Karl Pilkington
  • Have you ever noticed the softness of a kitten's feet? - they are like raspberries to hold in one's hand. -- Anne Douglas Sedgwick
  • I have just been given a very engaging Persian kitten... and his opinion is that I have been given to him. -- Evelyn Underhill
  • One thing I am learning from the kitten is that everything he is doing seems to be in preparation for murder. -- Gene Weingarten
  • ... no wisdom that [my kitten] may gain by experience and reflection hereafter will compensate for the loss of her present hilarity. -- William Cowper
  • A middle-aged cat will often play as unreservedly as a kitten, though he knows perfectly well it is only a game. -- William Lyon Phelps
  • Emotionally involving the audience is easy. Anybody can do it blindfolded: get a little kitten and have some guy wring its neck. -- George Lucas
  • One thing was certain, that the white kitten had had nothing to do with it-- it was the black kitten's fault entirely. -- Lewis Carroll
  • Laughter is wholesome. God is not so dull as some people make out. Did not He make the kitten to chase its tail. -- Heinrich Heine
  • Their goal was in sight. They had a Titan with a very loud kitten on their side. That had to count for something. -- Rick Riordan
  • It's similar to the way you feel cuddling an infant or a kitten, when you want to squeeze it so hard you'd kill it... -- Zoë Heller
  • It's similar to the way you feel cuddling an infant or a kitten, when you want to squeeze it so hard you'd kill it... -- Zoë Heller
  • Always enter like a kitten and leave like a lion. But NEVER enter like a lion and leave like a kitten. Always be humble. -- Carlson Gracie
  • I know you think I was pressured into binding myself with you before, but that's not true,I always intended to marry you, kitten. -- Jeaniene Frost
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