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I squeeze oranges every morning to make juice. -- Utada Hikaru
There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice. -- Lewis Black
I love the smell of juice boxes in the morning. -- Robert Duvall
I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going. -- Rodney Dangerfield
Try not thinking of peeling an orange. Try not imagining the juice running down your fingers, the soft inner part of the peel. The smell. Try and you can't. The brain doesn't process negatives. -- Douglas Coupland
It is not all bad, this getting old, ripening. After the fruit has got its growth it should juice up and mellow. God forbid I should live long enough to ferment and rot and fall to the ground in a squash. -- Josh Billings
Lime juice makes things taste fresher. I use it for drinks, salsas, relishes, soups, and sauces. You want some give to your limes - firmness means the inside is dry - and they'll stay softer longer if you don't refrigerate them. -- Bobby Flay
There are those who love to get dirty and fix things. They drink coffee at dawn, beer after work. And those who stay clean, just appreciate things. At breakfast they have milk and juice at night. There are those who do both, they drink tea. -- Gary Snyder
I made lemon spaghetti in an early season of 'Everyday Italian,' and to this day people still come up to me and say they love it. It's very, very simple. Basically, you cook the pasta and mix together Parmesan cheese, olive oil, lemon juice and zest and pour it over the pasta. -- Giada De Laurentiis
Is it bad when you refer to all alcohol as "Pain Go Bye-Bye Juice"? -- Patton Oswalt
Goth Juice... The most powerful hairspray known to man. Made from the tears of Robert Smith. -- Noel Fielding
I'm obsessed with Juice Press - they're everywhere. I spend so much money at that place it's crazy. -- Zoe Kravitz
Jumped In The Fo' Hit The Juice On Ma Ride I Got Front Back, And Side To Side -- Eazy-E
Is Naked Juice a beverage, or is it a snack? I think we can liquefy snacks or snackify liquids. -- Indra Nooyi
Juice fasting destroys your metabolic rate. I see a lot of women who are like, 'Oh, I lost seven pounds and then I gained 10.' That's not what detoxification is about. -- Tracy Anderson
Juice fasting destroys your metabolic rate. I see a lot of women who are like, 'Oh, I lost seven pounds and then I gained 10.' That's not what detoxification is about." -- Tracy Anderson
Do you seriously envision St. Paul or Calvin or Luther opening bottles of Welch's Grape Juice in the sacristy before the service? Luther at least would turn over in his grave. -- Robert Farrar Capon
Born of Black and White, Eaten with worms, I'm a Saint, a Sinner, a Siren of the Word, The Circle knows me, the rest just wanna trip on Grace Juice, Baby Showdown at midnight -- Ted Dekker
Besides Gucci, and Juiceman, I'm not really excited about anybody in the game. I just love Gucci and Juice because they just have too much swag that they don't know what to do with themselves. -- Spencer Pratt
Orange Juice? Sure. Toast? Sure. One last time on the couch? Sure. Phone number? Sure. See you again? Oooh, absolutely. That was the lie I told. Probably not, that was the truth, that was that which went unspoken. -- T. Scott McLeod
What really changed my life was watching the movie Juice and the opening scene - just hearing that record rotate. When I heard that I started getting serious about DJing and making beats and recording myself on the four-track. -- Gonjasufi
My name came from me wanting a 'double-letter' artist name. In search of the ultimate L-word to put in front of my real name Luke, I heard Snoop Dogg rapping in Gin and Juice 'Laaaaiiidbackk...' and I was sold! -- Laidback Luke
Juice cleansing has been all the rage for some time. And I used the word 'rage' advisedly; one must push a violent flood of liquidised vegetables and fruit through one's system for at least three days in order to perform a 'cleanse.' -- Sloane Crosley
Teasingly she took the apple from his mouth. Juice ran down his chin. Slowly, deliberately, she leaned over and licked the sweet juice from his chin. I will have to admit though, that I will never look at an apple in quite the same way. -- Terry Goodkind
I was just worried that someone was gonna think that I had been commissioned by Jamba Juice to make cartoons about Jamba Juice. And the big thing for me was - if I'm not getting paid to sell out, I don't want people to think that I'm selling out. -- David Rees
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My juices needed restoring. I needed a sabbatical from the record business. -- Norman Granz
Come over here and sit on my knee and finish your orange juice. -- Sonny Liston
Every meal I eat, I be like, 'Can I get some orange juice?' -- Slim Jimmy
I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers. -- Ogden Nash
The combination of olive oil, garlic and lemon juice lifts the spirits in winter. -- Yotam Ottolenghi
I was just so sick. I thought that orange juice was going to make me fat. -- Demi Lovato
I'm excited about being an owner, it's got my competitive juices going. I'm scared, but excited as well. -- Roger Staubach
With a little more tweaking, we could make orange juice in the orange without any packaging or processing. -- Homaro Cantu
Drinking freshly made juices and eating enough whole foods to provide adequate fiber is a sensible approach to a healthful diet. -- Jay Kordich
Marijuana, for me in particular, releases my creative juices. It doesn't work well for performing, but for creating nothing works better. -- Steve "Lips" Kudlow
When you squeeze an orange, orange juice comes out - because that's what's inside. When you are squeezed, what comes out is what is inside. -- Wayne Dyer
Truth, like the juice of the poppy, in small quantities, calms men; in larger, heats and irritates them, and is attended by fatal consequences in excess. -- Walter Savage Landor
In prison, inmates sometimes use Cheetos and grape juice as makeup. I wouldn't use that beauty regimen around Britney Spears - she might lick your face off! -- Joel McHale
Pomegranate juice has staying power. It's not a fad. Once people have tasted POM Wonderful, they say they are addicted - and it's a good addiction to have. -- Lynda Resnick
I eat a salad every single day. I also have been doing the juice 'thing' after every workout, and I try to drink a half-gallon of water a day. -- Jill Wagner
Actually, after the release of the Bond film, the producers came back to me to offer me another one, but I didn't have any juice left for an immediate encore. -- Roger Spottiswoode
I often go on a liquid fast a couple of days a week. I never take just water. Instead, I'll have maybe six glasses of vegetable and fruit juices a day. -- Paul Lynde
Essentially, wines are fermented grape juice, so I'm trying to make the point that the wine world is about scores and marketing and kind of creating a scarce resource where they don't really exist. -- Joe Bastianich
I say 20 words in English. I say money, money, money, and I say hot dog! I say yes, no and I say money, money, money and I say turkey sandwich and I say grape juice. -- Carmen Miranda
I would say 95% of the time, because you just can't remember your lines if you're drinking alcohol. I would say about 95% of the time it was grape juice or this fake wine, which was horrible. -- Thomas Haden Church
I also eat fruit instead of drinking juices. That's something I've read up on. I think that if you drink a lot of fruit juice you take in way too much sugar. You'd be better off eating a bunch of strawberries or apples. -- Kris Humphries
After doing a juice cleanse, I'm motivated to eat healthier and not emotionally. Cleansing is like my meditation. It makes me stop, focus and think about what I'm putting into my body. I'm making a commitment to my health and hitting the reset button. -- Salma Hayek
Most cocktails containing liquor are made today with gin and ingenuity. In brief, take an ample supply of the former and use your imagination. For the benefit of a minority, it is courteous to serve chilled fruit juice in addition to cocktails made with liquor. -- Irma S. Rombauer
Orange juice from concentrate is labeled. Food coloring Red #5 is labeled. Fish are labeled as to whether they've been previously frozen. To a consumer, there's no plausible reason why these factors should be on a food ingredient label while the presence of GMOs shouldn't be. -- Ramez Naam
That's one thing people don't know about me - I eat in my sleep. I can't keep things in the house; I literally have in my refrigerator water, coconut water, orange juice, hemp milk and like, tea bags. And that's really it. Because I eat in my sleep. -- Denise Vasi
I have a corn creamer that I love. It extracts pulp and juice from kernels, and I simmer that down into a creamed corn that has an almost mashed potato-like consistency. I add butter and hit it with chopped fresh chives at the end for an accent of color. -- Nick Offerman
I love eating it - grilled chicken, pasta, rice, and other foods that give me long term energy. Every once in a while, my sweet tooth gets the best of me and I have to snack on some candy. Beverage wise, I stick to sports drinks, water, milk, and juice. -- Derrick Rose
When I'm off the road, and I can really control my diet down to the calorie, I juice seven days a week. Every afternoon, whatever I have at hand, beets, carrots, ginger, whatever. I juice, literally, every single day. And on the road, I try to find fresh juice wherever I can. -- Henry Rollins
When I told my mother that I wanted to be an actress, she said, you can't live here and do that, and so I moved out. I was determined to prove her wrong because she was so sure that I was going to go astray. And that's the juice that kept me going -- Cicely Tyson
I would run into the corner store, the bodega, and just grab a paper bag or buy juice - anything just to get a paper bag. And I'd write the words on the paper bag and stuff these ideas in my pocket until I got back. Then I would transfer them into the notebook. -- Jay-Z
Everyone should wake up and have a fresh-squeezed orange every day. By having a fresh glass of orange juice with American oranges, you are supporting the local economy, you have all the vitamin C you need in a day, and you support the environment because you don't use any plastic from bottles or bags. -- Jose Andres Puerta
When I was in the hospital they gave me apple juice every morning, even after I told them I didn't like it. I had to get even. One morning, I poured the apple juice into the specimen tube. The nurse held it up and said, 'It's a little cloudy.' I took the tube from her and said, 'Let me run it through again,' and drank it. The nurse fainted. -- Alan King
I love apple juice. -- Taye Diggs
Blood is a very special juice. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
The juice is worth the squeeze -- Forrest Griffin
Wine is the divine juice of September. -- Voltaire
We were just drinking some joint juice earlier. -- Mac Miller
I'm a really huge fan of papaya juice. -- Andy Milonakis
The darker the berry, the sweeter the juice. -- Thomas Jefferson
God doesn't make orange juice, God makes oranges. -- Jesse Jackson
Somebody's been putting pineapple juice in my pineapple juice! -- W. C. Fields
Civilised adults do not take apple juice with dinner. -- Fran Lebowitz
There's plenty of juice to keep this economy going. -- Steve Forbes
I take the juice of two bottles of whisky. -- Dean Martin
The very air they breathed was almost a juice. -- Rebecca Wells
Let them stew in their own grease (or juice). -- Otto von Bismarck
What is all this juice and all this joy? -- Gerard Manley Hopkins
Well you know for me, the action is the juice. -- Tom Sizemore
Folklore is the boiled-down juice, or pot-likker, of human living. -- Zora Neale Hurston
Over coffee and orange juice the embryonic suicide brightens visibly. -- Sylvia Plath
The majority of juice-heads and winos and junkies arent musicians. -- Thelonious Monk
Breakfast without orange juice is like a day without sunshine. -- Anita Bryant
You can't survive by sucking the juice from a wet mitten. -- Charles M. Schulz
Rolling down the street, smoking indo, sippin' on gin and juice. -- Snoop Dogg
I drink juice when I'm killin' cause it's f**king delicious! -- Gerard Way
For a bad hangover take the juice of two quarts of whisky. -- Eddie Condon
The juice of the grape is the liquid quintessence of concentrated sunbeams. -- Thomas Love Peacock
If the real world is orange juice, then art is like orange-juice concentrate. -- Martin Mull
There is no such thing as reconstituted lemon juice, only reconstituted taste buds. -- Bert Greene
When you're breastfeeding, you don't get juicy down there. The juice isn't loose. -- Kourtney Kardashian
As long as you can start, you are all right. The juice will come. -- Ernest Hemingway
Happiness is discovering the prune juice your doctor ordered you to drink has fermented. -- Johnny Carson
Blood is a juice of rarest quality. [Ger., Blut ist ein ganz beondrer Saft.] -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Had I accepted the pickle juice, I would be drinking pickle juice right now. -- Nicki Minaj
A real gimlet is half gin and half Rose's lime juice and nothing else. -- Raymond Chandler
Even bees, the little almsmen of spring bowers, know there is richest juice in poison-flowers. -- John Keats
These ante meridiem cats, insomniacs... Four in the mornin' we throwin back some Cognac juice. -- Prodigy
Why is it lemon juice contains mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons? -- Steven Wright
I don't like when juice wears tights, its a horrible combination when juice wears tights. -- Dane Cook
I must always have fresh orange juice, alkaline water and hazelnut creamer for my coffee. -- Vivica Fox
Bigger budget features are the juice. Delicious juice you want to spill all over yourself. -- Kyle Cassie
I must always have fresh orange juice, alkaline water and hazelnut creamer for my coffee. -- Vivica Fox
Left me here to cry alone with a bottle of juice and pork chop bone. -- Frank Zappa
But had I accepted the pickle juice, I would be drinking pickle juice right now. -- Nicki Minaj
I wanted to bathe in plum juice, rediscover my body and adorn it in kiwi circles. -- Aimee Bender
Writers should take advantage of their surroundings, if only to trigger memories that juice their writing. -- Kirby Wright
Granuaile:"So why don't cult leaders achieve godhood?" Atticus:" Because they're megalomaniacs drenched in douche juice. -- Kevin Hearne
I love good food. For me, that means lots of green juice, salad, and good dark chocolate. -- Stephanie Ellis
When life gives you lemons, do NOT make lemonade. Lemonade is for losers. Make orange juice instead. -- Neshialy S.
In the midst of our daily lives, we must find the juice to nourish our creative souls. -- Sark
The brain secretes thought as the stomach secretes gastric juice, the liver bile, and the kidneys urine. -- Karl Vogt
If life gives you lemons, drink the juice in order to mask the presence of performing-enhancing drugs. -- Lance Armstrong
Some things just aren't meant to go together. Things like oil and water. Orange juice and toothpaste. -- Jim Butcher
Wine, women and song have been replaced by prune juice, a heating pad and the Gong Show. -- Bob Hope
I love cranberry juice, but I'm not a coffee drinker - as a Mormon, I avoid caffeine. -- Donny Osmond
The bee enclosed and through the amber shown Seems buried in the juice which was his own. -- Francis Bacon
Teaching school is like having jumper cables hooked to your brain, draining all the juice out of you. -- Stephen King
If life gives you lemons, make apple juice and make people wonder how the hell you did it. -- Gurbaksh Chahal
A story must simmer in its own juice for months or even years before it's ready to serve. -- Edna Ferber
I haven't come to tell you I've got juice I just produce, create, innovate on a higher level -- KRS-One
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I am forbidden sugar, fat, and alcohol. So hooray, I guess, for oatmeal, lemon juice, and chicken soup. -- Mason Cooley
I'm an appalling cook. I can just about create a glass of orange juice and a ham-and-cheese sandwich. -- Dara O Briain
Workers are like lemons: When the rich have sucked out all the juice, they throw them in the garbage. -- Ricardo Flores Magon

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