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I'm a Jewish born-again Christian. -- Stephen Baldwin
A messianic Jew is a Jewish person that believes Jesus Christ is the savior. -- Ruqaiyyah Waris Maqsood
Zionism demands a publicly recognized and legally secured homeland in Palestine for the Jewish people. This platform is unchangeable. -- Theodor Herzl
I was born in New York City, but I was raised in New Jersey, part of the great Jewish emigration of 1963. -- Jon Stewart
A Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well. -- Henny Youngman
In fact, my New Year's resolution every year, and I'm Jewish so I get two New Years a year, is to meditate, and I fail every time. -- Sheryl Sandberg
People ask how can a Jewish kid from the Bronx do preppy clothes? Does it have to do with class and money? It has to do with dreams. -- Ralph Lauren
Conscience is a Jewish invention. -- Adolf Hitler
I am of Russian-Jewish distraction. -- Delmore Schwartz
I'm not anti-Jewish; I'm anti-Zionist. -- Helen Thomas
Jewish men don't know anything. -- Marilyn Monroe
I'm a Jewish Jane Austen. -- Howard Jacobson
I'm Jewish, but I'm totally not. -- Sarah Silverman
I was taught to be anti-Jewish. -- Mercedes McCambridge
I want a horny little Jewish princess. -- Frank Zappa
In Jewish history there are no coincidences. -- Elie Wiesel
You are losing because of Jewish bankers. -- David Remnick
Israel was born out of Jewish Terrorism -- Gerald Kaufman
The Jewish part of me is superstitious. -- Gwyneth Paltrow
I'm Jewish. Went to a Jewish school. -- Jonathan Glazer
I was raised Jewish and bar mitzvahed. -- Dan Futterman
My mother was a Jewish General Patton. -- Don Rickles
Faced with destruction, the Jewish people survived. -- Jonathan Sacks
I know a lot about Jewish comedians. -- Dana Snyder
I heart Jewish girls... oh my God. -- Pauly D
I came from a warm Jewish family. -- Michael Marmot
There is more to Jewish history than Auschwitz. -- Romain Gary
There is no Polish culture without Jewish culture. -- Donald Tusk
Lesson Number One: The Importance of Being Jewish -- Malcolm Gladwell
I'm comfortable being old... being black... being Jewish. -- Billy Crystal
It's some chopped liver. That's Jewish soul food. -- Redd Foxx
Jewish Alzheimer's is forgetting everything except a grudge. -- Maureen Lipman
The Talmud: Heart's Blood of the Jewish Faith... -- Herman Wouk
I'm basically an Upper West Side Jewish writer. -- Alan Furst
My father belonged to a Jewish social club. -- Maurice Sendak
Marxism is the modern form of Jewish prophecy. -- Reinhold Niebuhr
I am Jewish, but Beethoven is my religion. -- Alice Herz-Sommer
The Jewish cabal is out to get me. -- Richard M. Nixon
Which of my Jewish roots do I follow? -- Leonard Bernstein
I'm short, I'm Jewish and I'm a liberal -- Paul Wellstone
I'm one of the few dumb Jewish doctors. -- Dorian "Doc" Paskowitz
I'm just a simple Jewish boy from the Bronx. -- Ed Koch
I wish somebody knew whether or not I'm Jewish. -- Heidi Julavits
Zionism is the most stupendous fallacy in Jewish history -- Henry Morgenthau, Sr.
When you're in love, the whole world is Jewish. -- Beverly Sills
I'm Jewish and I can sing and I'm alive. -- Mandy Patinkin
The American Jewish Committee has pioneered the German-Jewish-American dialogue. -- Klaus Kinkel
I may be Jewish, but my religion is hip-hop. -- Josh Peck
I've always enjoyed the communal side of Jewish life. -- Thomas Friedman
To call somebody a Jewish composer is obviously redundant. -- Mitch Leigh
Is the Jewish race thriftier than the Arab race? -- Ta-Nehisi Coates
You can't love God without loving the Jewish people. -- Corrie Ten Boom
I believe that the Jewish state will exist forever. -- Ariel Sharon
I was raised Jewish. I didn't know anything about Christianity. -- Josh Young
Israel, as the Jewish state, must disappear from the map. -- Ahmed Yassin
Being "Jewish" is way stronger culturally than it is religiously. -- Gene Weingarten
For me, peace should provide security to the Jewish people. -- Ariel Sharon
Black and Jewish leaders have been a coalition of conscience. -- Jesse Jackson
Extol Jewish virtue, modern Zionism and the Israeli Defense Forces. -- Geraldo Rivera
Communism is Judaism. The Jewish Revolution in Russia was in 1918. -- Henry Hamilton Beamish
My mom was Jewish, so some would call me Jewish. -- Nathan Lane
Even a secret agent can't lie to a Jewish mother. -- Peter Malkin
The Jewish community has always taken care of its own. -- Lee Whitnum
The orthodox Jewish faith practically excludes woman from religious life. -- Abraham Cahan
I'd like it if people thought I was Jewish looking. -- Natalie Portman
I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. -- Simon Kinberg
I get invited to an awful lot of Jewish functions. -- Tim Roth
Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it. -- Henny Youngman
Fanaticism exists in every religion, whether Christian, Jewish, or Muslim. -- Farah Diba
I find it very hard to write about Jewish history. -- Simon Schama
Why is Jewish owned press so consistently anti-Israel in every crisis? -- Rupert Murdoch
There are very close ties between the Jewish and Mormon people. -- Chuck Schumer
The Jewish question is really the most serious of our problems. -- Henry Adams
As Beverly Hills becomes more Iranian-Jewish, it is becoming politically conservative. -- Ben Stein
I'm studying Kabbalah, which is really the essence of Jewish spirituality. -- Sandra Bernhard
I look completely like my mum. She's very foreign, very Jewish. -- Helena Bonham Carter
Both Jewish and Roman sources and traditions admit an empty tomb. -- Josh McDowell
I get anxious. That lovely Jewish guilt that comes with ancestry. -- Maya Rudolph
I'm this little Canadian Jewish girl, and I'm living my dream. -- Emmanuelle Chriqui
It's certainly true that most of my close friends are Jewish. -- Vera Rubin
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We consider that the United Nations' ideal is a Jewish ideal. -- David Ben-Gurion
I'm Catholic, he's Jewish, and it was just easier to elope. -- Marg Helgenberger
Reggae music isn't Jewish, but a lot of the ideas are. -- Matisyahu
Why do Jewish men die before their wives? They want to. -- Henny Youngman
Irish as a person but I feel Jewish as an actor. -- Harrison Ford
For a Jewish guy, I've recorded a lot of Christmas albums. -- Barry Manilow
Im Russian Jewish. And I had to grow up really quickly. -- Margarita Levieva
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I could live on challah bread, the Jewish kosher bread, quite happily. -- Dan Aykroyd
My dad is a Deadhead, my mom's a Jewish-American princess from Jersey. -- Adam Lambert
I came to a happy Jewish family in dark days in Europe. -- Roald Hoffmann
Chabad is very important because without Jewish education, Diaspora Jewry would disappear. -- Harry Triguboff
My children have no prejudices at all. My own brother-in-law is Jewish! -- Dorothy Kilgallen
The Jewish tradition of learning-is learning. Adam chose knowledge instead of immortality. -- Elie Wiesel
I lived my life as a part-white, part-black but then sometimes-Jewish kid. -- Trevor Noah
People always think I'm Jewish and changed my last name from Rabinowitz -- Nathan Lane
There's a lot of anti-Semitism, and it's not just against the Jewish. -- Cate Blanchett
I'm a Jewish kid who grew up loving hip hop in NY. -- Hoodie Allen
There are three things Jewish people worship-God, Chinese food and wall-to-wall carpeting. -- Woody Allen
People always think I'm Jewish and changed my last name from Rabinowitz. -- Nathan Lane
I remind everybody that the Sabbath was the Jewish gift to civilization. -- Edgar Bronfman, Sr.
Some of my best friends are Jewish contributors to the Democratic Party. -- Joe Biden
I'm either mentally ill or Jewish. I can't sometimes tell the difference. -- Roseanne Barr
Because trying to see all sides, such an instinct is particularly Jewish. -- Elizabeth Wurtzel
In Jewish tradition, death-defying devotion to scholarship was the stuff of saintliness. -- Israel Shenker
I will never apologize to the Jewish community for telling the truth -- Louis Farrakhan
I'd had a vaguely Jewish upbringing, but no deep connection to faith. -- Andrew Solomon
I'm half Jewish, half Scottish. It's hard for me to buy anything. -- David Duchovny
You know. I don't think I'm gonna be Jewish for very long. -- Lewis Black
If you live in New York, even if you're Catholic, you're Jewish -- Lenny Bruce
Volleyball is a Jewish sport. It's fun, and nobody can get hurt. -- Gail Parent
I really love how Israel operates, and I love the Jewish people. -- Joe Arpaio
Laughing has always seemed to me to be more Jewish than praying. -- Sherwin Wine
The older we get, the more Jewish we become in my family. -- Erica Jong
I have a 10-year track record of writing for the Jewish community. -- Anita Diament
Since 1985, I have written about contemporary Jewish practice and the Jewish community. -- Anita Diament
I'm an elderly Jewish lesbian trapped in a 33 year old nerd's body. -- Eric Andre
Our main battle has always been against Israeli soldiers and Jewish settlers. -- Ahmed Yassin
Sherrod Brown and President Obama have lost the faith of Jewish Democrats. -- Josh Mandel

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