Dana Snyder quotes:

I'm greedy, and I have a house to pay for and a wife. She has a job of her own, but I bleed her dry. She's on her third shift right now.

I love being a part of Aqua Teen.

I got rid of my teeth at a young age because I'm straight. Teeth are for gay people. That's why fairies come and get them.

I graduated from the University of Whatever.

My primary interest has always been about exploring the human psyche and humanity.

The Highlander was a documentary, and events happened in real time.

I know a lot about Jewish comedians.

I just find 'Scooby-Doo' unwatchable. I can't stand it. I like all those other Hanna-Barbera shows about a thousand times more than 'Scooby-Doo.'

I know, logically, about the fact that there are fans of my work in America, but it's hard for that feeling to sink in.

The only rule is there's only one rule: no rules.