Dorothy Kilgallen quotes:

My children have no prejudices at all. My own brother-in-law is Jewish!

Sodomy is in the Bible, to be read in churches. I wouldn't rule it out of Mr. Bruce's act if he cares to comment on it.

Lenny Bruce is a very moral man trying to improve the world and trying to make audiences think.

Doorman - a genius who can open the door of your car with one hand, help you in with the other, and still have one left for the tip.

Sodomy is in the Bible, to be read in churches. I wouldn't rule it out of Mr. Bruce's act if he cares to comment on it

Lenny Bruce is a very moral man trying to improve the world and trying to make audiences think

I actually turned down an opportunity for a private interview with Adolph Hitler.

I am not a grammarian. Maybe my style is eccentric.

Why can't I be the adorable one?

I don't need a psychiatrist. I'm Catholic.

Things said to a reporter in confidence should be kept in confidence.

It is my conviction that movie stars are not entitled to any rights of privacy.

I think sometimes it is more important to be gracious than to win

I think sometimes it is more important to be gracious than to win.

The world is grand, awfully big and astonishingly beautiful, frequently thrilling.

Im off to race around the world - a race against time and two men. I know I can beat time. I hope I can beat the men.