Redd Foxx quotes:

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  • Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone.

  • Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

  • Junk runs in the family. My granddad was a junk man in St. Louis and so was my uncle.

  • It's some chopped liver. That's Jewish soul food.

  • This is the big one! You hear that, Elizabeth? I'm coming to join ya, honey!

  • If you can see the handwriting on the wall ... you're on the toilet.

  • I'm a Sagittarian, see, I can't be fenced in. I been living in Las Vegas, greatest city in the world. I look out my window for 100 miles. In Vegas, there's nothing to do but gamble, drink or have sex. I have two of 'em.

  • I ain't from Africa. I'm from St. Louis.

  • A girl's legs are her best friends...but even the best of friends must part.

  • Do you realize that if the pilgrims have been chasing bobcats instead of turkeys.. we'd all be eating pussy on Thanksgiving?!

  • The show doesn't drive home a lesson, but it can open up people's minds enough for them to see how stupid every kind of prejudice can be.

  • What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches watches.

  • Hey! Leave the door open will ya? The flies haven't been out all day.

  • I feel sorry for people who don't drink or do drugs. Because someday they're going to be in a hospital bed, dying, and they won't know why.

  • I've been trying to get into the Royal Box in New York for years. They say I'm too dirty, my material is too blue. But I think Redd, the whites and blue can be a nice combination.

  • Music played a large role in the survival of the black people in America "? that and a sense of humor that just couldn't be enslaved.

  • You make me wish that birth control was retroactive.

  • Certain things should be yours to have when you work your way to the top.

  • I carry a knife now because I read in a white magazine that all black people carry knives. So I rushed out and bought me one.

  • I'm convinced that Sanford and Son shows middle-class America a lot of what they need to know.

  • Sanford and Son is more than just a name. It's a condition, a dynasty, an empire. This here is the finest pile of junk of the world.

  • The food here is so tasteless you could eat a meal of it and belch and it wouldn't remind you of anything.

  • What's an archive, son? Is that anything like a closet?

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