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Life is a sexually transmitted disease. -- R. D. Laing
Life is a zoo in a jungle. -- Peter De Vries
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television. -- Woody Allen
There must be more to life than having everything. -- Maurice Sendak
Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. -- Christopher Morley
In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. -- Kathleen Norris
An autobiography is the story of how a man thinks he lived. -- Herbert Samuel, 1st Viscount Samuel
Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act. -- Truman Capote
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow. -- Mark Twain
The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life. -- George Carlin
Life is nothing but a competition to be the criminal rather than the victim. -- Bertrand Russell
Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about. -- Sam Ewing
Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon. -- Woody Allen
The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time. -- John Barrymore
Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. -- Shunryu Suzuki
For most men, life is a search for the proper Manila envelope in which to get themselves filed. -- Clifton Fadiman
The gods throw the dice and they don't ask whether we want to be in the game or not. -- Paulo Coelho
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry. -- Bill Cosby
If you wish to forget anything on the spot, make a note that this thing is to be remembered. -- Edgar Allan Poe
Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. -- Christopher Isherwood
Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. -- Mark Twain
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. -- Bill Watterson
There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it. -- Oscar Wilde
After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say 'I want to see the manager.' -- William S. Burroughs
Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast. -- Douglas Adams
Funny how life messed with you. -- Sarah Mlynowski
In real life, comedians aren't funny. -- Michael Showalter
Life is funny, baby, and that's no joke -- Rachel Cohn
Life's too damn funny for me to explain. -- Don Marquis
Life would be tragic if it weren't funny. -- Stephen Hawking
What fills us is real, sweet, dopey, funny life. -- Anne Lamott
Life is funny, at the same time being totally harsh. -- Isabel Gillies
Life is funny. If you don't laugh, you're in trouble. -- Taylor Hawkins
only a complete alcoholic can think life is funny ... any life! ... -- Louis-Ferdinand Celine
Funny way to spend your life, though, studying another chap's versifying. -- A. S. Byatt
No good at life, but very funny sometimes with the commentary. -- Kurt Vonnegut
Life goes by fast. Enjoy it. Calm down. It's all funny. -- Joan Rivers
Life can be dramatic and funny all in the same day. -- Jennifer Aniston
Unfortunately for novelists, real life is getting way too funny and far-fetched. -- Carl Hiaasen
There are a lot of funny things that happen in one's life. -- Pierce Brosnan
Life's pretty funny when you're objectively on the outside looking at it. -- Philip Seymour Hoffman
You only become funny when you have a complete reverence for life. -- Frederick Lindemann, 1st Viscount Cherwell
Life under the Soviet system was often funny, absurd really, especially for children. -- Jaak Kilmi
People say funny things all the time during really serious moments in life. -- Mark Ruffalo
I don't think of myself as being funny. But life takes strange turns. -- Frank Gorshin
It's funny to be pigeonholed so late in life but there we are. -- Maggie Smith
Funny how you can live a whole life waiting and not know it. -- Peter Heller
Life itself is pretty funny when you realize how absurd it can be. -- Ray Stevenson
I've been funny my whole life. This is a gift God gave me. -- Tracy Morgan
I feel like every day of my life is a funny wardrobe malfunction! -- Nikki Reed
Life has a funny way of becoming ordinary as soon as it can. -- Colm Toibin
My life had made me funny, and cancer wasn't going to change that, -- Gilda Radner
Being funny in life is a lot more like judo. It's using the energy... -- Jon Stewart
If my life wasn't funny it would just be true, and that is unacceptable. -- Carrie Fisher
It's funny how one life-changing event could make you forget what happiness felt like. -- Christie Cote
The funny thing about life is, there's nothing better to do than live it. -- D.E. Navarro
I reach for funny books all the time to help me get through life. -- Laurie Halse Anderson
You can't throw away years of your life because it makes a funny anecdote. -- David Nicholls
It's funny how most people love the dead, once you're dead your made for life. -- Jimi Hendrix
It's funny how most people love the dead, once you're dead, you're made for life. -- Jimi Hendrix
Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave. -- Quentin Crisp
Life is funny and it is interesting how we make it as serious as possible. -- Elisha Cuthbert
I find, when you're an optimist, life has a funny way of looking after you. -- Simon Sinek
I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. -- Gene Wilder
Stealing, you'll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny about getting away with it. -- Mike Judge
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I do good things in my life, too. It's just that none of them are funny. -- Doug Stanhope
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To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone. -- Reba McEntire
Life has a funny way of helping you out when you think that everything's gone wrong. -- Alanis Morissette
It's funny how the night that changes your life forever starts out like all the others. -- Marisha Pessl
Seeing the funny side of life is useful, and I've always had a sense of humour. -- Henry Allingham
Life has a funny way of turning you into the one thing you don't want to be. -- Jonathan Levine
What's funny is that you can think you really value your life until you almost lose it. -- Alan Alda
It's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you are dead, you are made for life. -- Jimi Hendrix
Funny how we look for miracles in our lives when our life is one big miracle in itself. -- Victoria Finlay
I made the choice long ago to write about real life. And life is both serious and funny. -- Paula Danziger
It's funny when I read the tabloids and they're reporting on only a fraction of the life I'm leading. -- Zach Braff
I think if actors don't think of themselves as funny in real life they think they can't do comedy. -- Ben Barnes
Funny how someone can come into your life for such a brief time but leave such a lasting impression. -- Monica Murphy
I think you should know that real-life white people are not all as funny as the ones on 'Seinfeld'. -- Aaron McGruder
Life had a funny way of kicking you in the gut when you weren't looking.~Torn~ by S. Nelson -- S Nelson*
life has a funny way of testing you to see if you really want, what you say you want. -- Turcois Ominek
Life is a gamble, we scramble for money, I might crack a smile, but ain't a damn thing funny. -- Prodigy
I think that life is very dark at times and there are things that are very funny about that. -- Brett Gelman
That just sounds so funny, A-list. Really, I'm a mom, and that's how I'm going to be all my life. -- Angelina Jolie
It was almost funny. Life seemed downright accidental in its brevity, and death a punch line to a lousy joke. -- Maureen Johnson
When somebody is doing something really funny, in real life and as a performer, my instinct is to join them. -- Jake M. Johnson
I don't consider myself, you know, in real life one of those funny guys. My comedy comes through my work, -- Eugene Levy
Life goes by fast. Enjoy it. Calm down. It's all funny. Next. Everyone gets so upset about the wrong things. -- Joan Rivers
It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it. -- W. Somerset Maugham
Adam Sandler is a really funny guy in real life. Separate from all of the movies, that is a funny man. -- Judd Nelson
Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. -- George Bernard Shaw
They laughed. Things were funny. They weren't afraid to care. There was no sense to life, to the structure of things. -- Charles Bukowski
Funny how when your life is mostly bullshit, you turn off feeling. Sometimes it's hard to turn it back on again. -- Ellen Hopkins
You know, it's funny how songs continue to grow and evolve and become a new and deeper reflection of your life. -- Gloria Estefan
I write about wounds, the eternal treasons of life. It's not very funny, but it's sincere. My commitment is to sincerity. -- Tahar Ben Jelloun
And do you know a funny thing? I'm almost fifty years old and I've never understood anything in my whole life. -- Richard Yates
I'm really not that funny in real life. But I am the best audience one could find. I love to laugh. -- Carol Burnett
I'm really not that funny in real life! But I am the best audience one could find. I love to laugh. -- Carol Burnett
If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress. -- Will Rogers
First of all, I find everything funny, which is upsetting to my children sometimes, and to people in my life, in general. -- Jenji Kohan
Funny, isn't it, how your whole life goes by while you think you're only planning the way you're going to live it? -- Edna Ferber
So it was just funny to read a script that was just similar to what had been going on in my life. -- Piper Perabo
Real life is a funny thing, you know. In real life saying the right thing at the right time is beyond crucial. -- Taylor Swift
Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny - Did you ever try buying them without money? -- Ogden Nash
If she kept wondering about how much of her life Bran engineered, she'd end up on a funny farm knitting caps for ducks. -- Patricia Briggs
Life is a funny thing, the minute you think you've got everything figured out something comes along and turns it all upside down. -- Zayn Malik
When I'm interviewed on Leno, just be funny, period. That's all they want from me. I don't want to tell my life story. -- David Spade
A romantic comedy has to be funny and make you think about life; but the obstacle that has to be overcome is key. -- Jennifer Lopez
It's funny, but you get to a time in your life when you think you have all the friends you will ever have. -- Liam Neeson
The funny guy doesn't get the girl until later in life. High school, college, everyone still wants the brooding, dangerous guy you shouldn't have. -- Will Ferrell
Because death and illness are the most horrible things in life, of course that's where the most absurdly funny things are going to happen. -- Julia Sweeney
I'm not funny. People assume that because my books are funny, I'll be funny in real life. It's the inevitable disappointment of meeting me. -- Jonathan Safran Foer
It's funny how the littlest things can make you feel larger than life; the right lyric, the most heartfelt melody, the clearest message. Love. -- Alex Gaskarth
It's funny, 'cause you think surfing is your whole life, but then when you make a family it seems like it's not at all. -- Joel Parkinson
I can't not find humor in elements of most parts of life, but at the same time nothing ever seems perpetually funny to me. -- Greg Kinnear
Fate is a funny character. She puts obstacles in your path to see what character ye have. Life isn't fair,life is a test. -- Melissa Francis
Life is funny and we are really funny, especially when we get to be hoity toity; we can be so ridiculous. Life is fun. -- Desmond Tutu
Every man is important if he loses his life;and every man is funny if he loses his hat and has to run after it. -- Gilbert K. Chesterton

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