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  • Maggie Williams: Susie, you're so dumb!

    Susie Higgins: I know I'm dumb! But it's all I have to work with.

  • Susie Higgins: Shall we take my cab or your's?

    Maggie Williams: Better yours. You're traveling light, as usual?

    Susie Higgins: Well, you know me. I'm a just-in-case packer.

  • Susie Higgins: I know everything about Spain except Spanish.

  • Susie Higgins: What about the men?

    Fran Hobson: Shall we?

    Maggie Williams: She'll find out sooner or later.

    Fran Hobson: There aren't any.

    Susie Higgins: Why the place is crawling with men!

    Maggie Williams: Try not to catch their eye, darling, or they just explode.

  • Fran Hobson: You can always have an affair.

    Susie Higgins: I don't want an affair.

    Fran Hobson: You mean you've never...

    Susie Higgins: No! But, don't spread it around. Have you?

    Fran Hobson: Here, have some sardine sandwich.

    Susie Higgins: [starts to take a bite] They got their heads on!

    Fran Hobson: That's the best part.

  • Susie Higgins: A man who has no place to go in the afternoon, but an art gallery...

    Emilio Lacayo: Ah, I see. I see. You think I'm out of work?

    Susie Higgins: Well.

    Emilio Lacayo: Or, you think I'm a gigolo?

    Susie Higgins: It never crossed my mind!

    Emilio Lacayo: You are right. I'm out of work.

  • Susie Higgins: Why don't you throw yourself at him?

    Maggie Williams: I freeze.

    Susie Higgins: What? Is it all you? The Belle of Bronxville?

  • Maggie Williams: Susie, Emilio Lacayo is from one of the oldest and richest families in Spain. He's also the most heartless, corrupt, inhuman man that ever lived.

    Susie Higgins: Is that all? I was afraid he was a gigolo.

  • Susie Higgins: Isn't he wonderful?

    Maggie Williams: Yes, he was. No he isn't!

  • Maggie Williams: If all else fails, he'll ask you to marry him.

    Susie Higgins: But, he doesn't even know me?

    Maggie Williams: Ah, but that's exactly what you will say. And then he will tumble into bed with you, in order to get better acquainted.

    Susie Higgins: But, what if I refuse?

    Maggie Williams: Well, then he'll drop you flat, my dear. But! You will call him and you will say, "Oh, Emilio, what have I done? What's wrong with me?" And that very night, you will tumble into bed with him, grateful, to know that there was nothing really wrong with you, after all.

    Susie Higgins: So, that's how he does it? Well, who does he think he is?

    Maggie Williams: He's a creep. He's a creep. He's - a - creep.

    Susie Higgins: If I'm next on his list, why is he paying so much attention to that girl?

    Maggie Williams: Oh, Susie!

  • Susie Higgins: I'll lie to you too if you ever need it.

    Maggie Williams: Don't bother. Your dumb honesty is much better than lying any day.

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