Referee Quotes in The Karate Kid (1984)

Dutch: [Daniel is dressing into his gi when the Cobra gang walks into the locker room] Well, well, well, if it isn't our little friend Danielle. What's the matter? Your mommy isn't here to dress you?

[Daniel ignores him]

Dutch: Hey, I'm talking to you punk!

[Dutch shoves Daniel and Daniel puts his guard up]

Dutch: Come on, make a move! Come on! Right now!

Referee: [coming in] Hey! Save it for the fight! Now get out!

Dutch: [to Daniel] Points or no points, you're dead meat.

Referee: I said out!

Referee: Gentlemen, remember, no biting, no eye gouging, and no hair pulling.

Yuri Boyka: I'll beat you at your own game. Fists only.

George Chambers: Just don't bleed on me too much.

Referee: You know the rules. Light contact to the body, *and I do mean light Barnes*.

Referee: Take the loser away...

Eric 'Bullwhip' Griffin: Now that was not fair. You simply must observe the Marquess of Queensberry rules.

Mountain Ox: Huh?

Referee: [pulling Bullwhip aside] Stop usin' them cuss words. I said "a clean fight."

Referee: You are here on a matter of honor. I am here to see that you settle it honorably. There will be no back-stabbing, you will not throw your blades, nor will you use weapons other than those agreed. If quarter should be asked...

Robert Roy MacGregor: No quarter will be asked.

Archibald Cunningham: Or given.

Rutland Coach: Hey, are you blind? They're doin' something illegal out there.

Referee: Coach, nowhere in the rule book does it say anything about jumpin' too high. Now sit down!

Referee: Where do I know you from?

Phil Weston: I've been your neighbor for the last seven years!

Referee: No, that ain't it.

Phil Weston: That's definitely it!

Referee: I'll figure it out.

[Referee's hairpiece falls off; Byong Sun picks it up and puts it on]

Byong Sun: Look at me! I'm the Ref! I'm the Ref!

Referee: [chasing him] You little... give it back!

Phil Weston: [grabs it off Byong Sun and gives back] Sorry about that.

Bald Soccer Dad: How much do you think one of those things costs?

Phil Weston: I have no idea.

Referee: [replacing toupee on head] Very funny - alright, you all had a laugh?

Phil Weston: Sorry about that.

Forest Avery: Hey, how much do you think those things are?

Phil Weston: I have no idea.

Referee: That's no basket! Charge! Knicks win!

Ivan Radovadovitch: Ivan take charge!

Coach John Bailey: (to referee) You cost us the game. You stink.

Coach John Bailey: [during the pre-game pep talk] Let's remember we got a game to win! Where's Taylor?

Carl Zimmer: He's praying.

Coach John Bailey: Well, tell him to pray over here!

Carl Zimmer: Darren!

[Taylor joins the huddle]

Coach John Bailey: Come on, guys, let's go! Hastings! Hastings! Wake up! If you're open, take the jumper, if not, look down low for Ivan!

Ivan Radovadovitch: I-van.

Coach John Bailey: Whatever.

Ivan Radovadovitch: Ivan make basket.

Stacy Patton: Whoa, whoa, whoa, if Stacey Patton don't shoot, Stacey Patton don't play.

Nate Wilson: Man, quit referring to yourself in the third person and pay attention, asshole.

Darren Taylor: Hey, man, watch the language!

Stacy Patton: Back off, pal!

Coach John Bailey: Hey, hey, hey, Patton, I'm not warning you again, okay?

Ivan Radovadovitch: Ivan make basket!

Carl Zimmer: Excusee me, Coach, I'd look for Jamal.

Coach John Bailey: Right, right. Hey, Logo-head, what are you looking at?

Terry Hastings: Nate, she used my tickets on her divorce lawyer.

Coach John Bailey: Excuse me, would you mind getting in the game here?

Referee: Hey, let's play ball.

Referee: [sees Wagstaff lying in the middle of the field with a cigar] What are you doing with that cigar in your mouth?

Professor Wagstaff: Why? Do you know another way to smoke it?

Referee: What's the mater with you, Kilvitus? That's the worst bunch of sportsmanship I ever saw in my life! It's trash like you that ruins this sport. You're fnished! You're through! You're finished! Get off the mat!

[an exhausted Rocky lands a knockout punch at Apollo but sends them both falling onto the ring]

Adrian: [shocked] Oh!

Referee: One! Two!

Bill Baldwin: If he gets up, Creed will regain the title! If neither of them gets up, it's a draw and Creed will win the title automatically! The count...

Referee: Four...

Duke: [calling to Apollo] Get up, my Man!

Mickey: GET ON YOUR FEET!

Adrian: [whispers] Get up.

Referee: [Pandemonium in the stadium grows] Six! Seven!

Paulie: [Screams] Get up!

Referee: Eight!

Mary Anne Creed: GET UP!

Referee: Nine...

[Apollo collapses; Mary Anne moans]

Referee: [Rocky at the last second stands up] TEN! YOU'RE OUT!

[Paulie and Adrian screams in happiness; Mickey yells]

Bill Baldwin: He made it at the last second! Rocky Balboa has shocked the world! He is the new heavyweight champion of the world!

Coach Norman Dale: [as Rade gets up to check in the first game after Merle fouls out, even though Coach Dale has benched him] Where are you going?

Coach Norman Dale: [Rade, puzzled, looks at him] Sit down.

Rade: You gotta have five out there!

Coach Norman Dale: Sit... down!

Referee: You need one more, coach.

Coach Norman Dale: My team's on the floor!

Referee: [At the wrestling match] Rule #1: Any team caught plugging thier opponant's bowling balls with chewing gum will not be eligible for the grand prize.

Referee: [At the basketball game] Okay girls, you know the rules. No dirty stuff, no pullin' the face mask, no hittin' below the belt and the most important rule, no radio playing.