Carver Quotes in Dawn of the Planet of the Apes (2014)


Carver Quotes:

  • Ellie: It was a virus created by scientists in a lab. You can't honestly blame the apes?

    Carver: Who the hell else am I going to blame? It was a simian flu. They already killed off half the planet.

  • Carver: [Aiming his shotgun at Blue Eyes] I don't take orders from monkeys!

    [Caesar tackles him down and takes his gun]

  • Carver: Son, nobody can protect nobody in this world. The sooner you realize that, the better.

  • Hayes: Reckon we ought to camp somewheres else?

    Carver: Afraid the word of God will spoil your digestion?

    Hayes: I never was much for scripture.

    Carver: Nothing to fear, Mr. Hayes. Them's just words. Ain't no God out here.

  • Gideon: Time was, you said your war was over.

    Carver: Only the dead can know the end of war, Captain.

  • Gideon: What do you want?

    Carver: I thought that would have been obvious the way I've been shootin' at ya.

  • [last lines]

    Carver: [at gunpoint] Go on, finish it.

    Gideon: [handing gun to him] I believe it's up to you, sir.

    Carver: [barely audible] Rose. Rose.

    Gideon: [gives him water and some for himself] Come on...

  • [first lines]

    Hayes: Well, we definitely got I'm. I wouldn't say gut shot, but got 'im pretty good.

    Pope: He didn't even take his rifle. Horse run off though.

    Hayes: It's cleared up some. Why don't we get a move on.

    Carver: Let him bleed...

  • Gideon: Why are you doing this?

    Carver: Seraphim Falls.

    Carver: If you kill this son of a bitch, it will not be paid. Extremities only!

  • John Hull: Gerry, I sold drugs, I've watched people die, and I didn't do nothing. I killed people. You lied to me.

    Carver: They lied to me, John. How naive can you get, man? What, what, are you so stupid you can't see that? You think I like this? Huh? John, I'm sorry. Huh? It's all shit, you know. It's all bullshit. You know that. I know that.

    John Hull: What the fuck am I gonna do now?

    Carver: Hey, you know they're bringing me to Washington? Come along with me, man. We'll go to Washington. We'll have a budget, huh? We'll have some clout, we'll have some...

    John Hull: I didn't get into this for that.

    Carver: Well, neither did I. But that's all there is. They're the fucking spoils of war. You might as well enjoy it.

    John Hull: Well, if that's all there is, I've been wasting my motherfucking time with you. I can get more clout and more money on the street than I can get following your ass to Washington. Know what? This whole fucking time, I'm a cop pretending to be a drug dealer. I ain't nothing but a drug dealer pretending to be a cop. I ain't gonna pretend no more, Gerry. I quit.

  • John Hull: Gerry, what's the difference between a black man and a nigger?

    Carver: What?

    [John Hull punches Gerald Carver in the stomach]

    John Hull: The nigger's the one that would even think about telling you.

  • Carver: He's a drug dealer, he's a criminal, he's a scumbag. But most importantly, he's a scumbag for the right side.

  • [John Hull presents Gerald Carver with drugs he has obtained]

    Carver: I can't buy that much shit, John. I don't have that in the budget.

    John Hull: Well, what am I supposed to do with it?

    Carver: You're a drug dealer. Deal drugs.

  • Carver: Have some fun. That's an order.

  • John Hull: You ever kill anybody?

    Carver: Are you kidding? I went to Princeton to avoid all that shit.

  • Carver: So tell me, how does it feel to kill a man?

    Russell Stevens, Jr.: You're God, so you should already know.

  • Carver: If you kill me, someone just like me - or worse - will become my replacement. I am inevitable!

  • [first lines]

    Big Red: I'm sexy, I'm cute, / I'm popular to boot.

    Big RedWhitneyCourtneyDarcyCarverKaseyTorrance Shipman: I'm bitchin', great hair, / The boys all love to stare, / I'm wanted, I'm hot, / I'm everything you're not, / I'm pretty, I'm cool, / I dominate this school, / Who am I? Just guess, / Guys wanna touch my chest, / I'm rockin', I smile, / And many think I'm vile, / I'm flyin', I jump, / You can look but don't you hump, / Whoo / I'm major, I roar, / I swear I'm not a whore, / We cheer and we lead, / We act like we're on speed, / Hate us 'cause we're beautiful, / Well we don't like you either, / We're cheerleaders, / We are cheerleaders. /Roll call...

    Big Red: Call me Big Red.

    Whitney: I'm W-W-Whitney.

    Courtney: C-C-C-C-Courtney.

    [Courtney makes cat snarl]

    Darcy: Dude, it's Darcy.

    Carver: I'm big bad Carver. Yeah!

    Kasey: Just call me Kasey!

    Big Red: I'm... still Big Red, / I sizzle, I scorch, / But now I pass the torch, / The ballots are in, / And one girl has to win, / She's perky, she's fun, / And now she's number one, / K-K-Kick it Torrance, / T-T-T-Torrance!

    Torrance Shipman: I'm strong and I'm loud, / I'm gonna make you proud, / I'm T-T-T-Torrance, / Your captain Torrance.

    WhitneyCourtneyDarcyCarverKaseyTorrance ShipmanJanLes: Let's go Toros. /We are the Toros, / The Mighty Mighty Toros, / We're so terrific, / We must be Toros.

  • Kasey: Courtney'll get captain. The guys love touching her butt.

    Darcy: Yeah, she's got a lot to hang on to. What's the plural for 'butt'? On one person, I mean.

    Carver: She puts the "ass" in "massive".

    [Bends over to pick sometihng up, unknowingly sticking her butt right in Darcy's face]

    Darcy: You put the "lewd" in "deluded".

  • Carver: Mr. Bartel was disappointed to find out you turned down his offer.

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