Official Quotes in The Karate Kid (1984)

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Official Quotes:

  • [Daniel, Miyagi and Ali are trying to get onto the tournament floor together]

    Official: Hold it!

    Official: [to Ali] Sorry, teachers and students only.

    Daniel: Oh, well, uh... he doesn't speak English and, uh, I can't understand his instructions without her. She's his, uh, translator.

    Miyagi: [says something in Japanese]

    Official: What did he say?

    Ali: He says that, uh, you remind him of an uncle he has back in Tokyo.

    Official: [smiles] I guess it's okay.

    Miyagi: [says something in Japanese]

    Official: What?

    Ali: He says you're very kind.

    Official: Thank you.

    Miyagi: Welcome.

  • Official: [after performing the Dim Mak] We honor your invitation.

    Jackson: No shit you honor his invitation.

    Chong Li: Very good. But brick not hit back!

  • Victor: What's the hold-up?

    Official: He says Senzo Tanaka is his shidoshi.

    Victor: What's the difference if Bruce Springsteen is his shidoshi?

    Official: If Senzo Tanaks is his shidoshi, then show us the Dim Mak.

    Ray Jackson: [turns to Frank] What the hell is a Dim Mak?

    Official: Death touch.

  • Jackson: Choose a brick. I know, bottom one, right?

    [Jackson takes a deep breath and smashes the top brick. Dusting off the bottom one, he holds it up]

    Jackson: See? Not a scratch on it.

    Official: [chuckles] Not Dim Mak.

    Jackson: Yeah? Well, neither is this.

    [Jackson smashes the brick against his forehead]

    Jackson: [giving the pieces to the official] For you.

  • Coach Cotton: Was he holding?

    Official: No.

    Coach Cotton: Was he blocking after the whistle?

    Official: No.

    Coach Cotton: Then what was the flag for?

    Official: I don't know. Excessive blocking.

  • [Three seperate situations happening at the same time]

    Coach Boone: [Talking to official] Ref! He's lining up offsides! Look, he's *lining* up offsides!

    Official: [ignoring Coach Boone]

    Coach Ed Henry: [talking to player] Twins right, 99 Z. Go!

    Coach Boone: [to Official] Ref! I *know* you can see him, you've got eyes!

    Official: [still ignoring Coach Boone]

    Coach Ed Henry: [talking to different player] Gun right, 84 stat! And tell Tommy to watch the free safety.

    Coach Yoast: [talking to Blue] Get back in there! You know what I'm talking about. You can't be afraid of him!

    Coach Boone: [gesturing 'offsides' with arms] Offsides! He's lining up offsides!

  • Official: Oh, I say, It just occurs to me, you shouldn't really, by right, be starting from here at all!

    The Rev. Bertram Brittingham-Brett: Yes, but this is where we are.

    Official: Good point.

  • Official: Sir, what about evacuation?

    Lt. Colonel Conroy: Evacuation? Of who?

    Official: The people.

    Lt. Colonel Conroy: Oh, you mean New York, Pennsylvania, Vermont, Canada... those people?

  • Ann: Lie to him, and then kill him? Why don't we just kill him?

    Official: That would be illegal, wouldn't it, Doctor?

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