Paco Quotes in

Paco: Thanks for the help.

Alex: I didn't help you.

Paco: Remember that women have a pact with the devil... But don't worry, because we have no women here.

Jaime: That's good, because after seeing those tigers fighting out there, that suits me just fine.

Alex: So what's your name?

Paco: Paco.

Alex: No, shit, I mean, professionally what's your name?

Paco: Paco.

Alex: Don't you have a nickname? Like..."Killer Paco", "The Subway Psycho", "Hatchet Man".

Paco: Yes. Francisco.

Alex: You could call yourself Michael Knight, like in "Knightrider". What do you think, eh?

Paco: Look. Shut your fucking mouth or you'll get the car up your ass! Rule No. 1: My car is sacred. Like my mother's sex life, you don't mention it. Rule No. 2: The music I play in my car is also sacred, whether it's the Vienna Boys Choir or Bing Crosby. Got that?

Alex: Yeah, sure. I didn't mean to annoy you. I like all kinds of music, really. It's just that, as you're saying nothing, I'm doing the talking...

[silence]

Alex: Well, who do we have to kill?

Paco: What you talking about, you asshole!

Alex: Are we not going to kill someone? Are you not a hired killer?

Paco: Look, you dickhead! I've been everything in this life. Gigolo, pool cleaner, messenger and a killer too. Everything but a faggot, got that?

Alex: Yes.

D.J.: Why do keep calling this car Ocho? Ocho means eight. Can't you read the numbers?

Paco: Sure I can read the numbers. Five and three are eight. Anyone knows that.

Paco: What's your name?

[Herbie beeps twice]

Paco: Que?

[he beeps twice again]

Paco: I just call you Ocho, okay?

Paco: I am not what you would call a handsome man. The good Lord chose not to bless me with... with charm, athletic ability... or a fully functional brain. You see, you're an inspriation, to all of us who... who weren't born handsome, and charming and cool, and and...

[breaks out in tears]

[after watching Bobby tackle a player]

Paco: Look at Bobby tackle. I haven't seen a tackle like that since Joe Montana.

Walter: Joe Montana was a quarterback, you idiot.

Paco: I said Joe Mantegna.

Paco: Hey Walter! I bet you fifty bucks Guy Grenouille throws a touchdown pass on the first play. Check it out!

Paco: [Guy Grenouille throws an interception] Woo hoo hoo hoo! You owe me fifty bucks!

Walter: You said it was gonna be a touchdown pass, you crazy asshole!

Paco: Badgers? Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers!

Ian: Remember the Alamo. Davy Crockett.

Paco: Whatever.

Paco: [after seeing that a bar patron has been killed] Holy shit! Hey, do I have to clean this mess up?

Paco: It's Paco time.

Paco: Well I can't think of anything right now more patriotic than violating the Patriot Act!

Paco: Things to improve? Well... Her blow jobs... aren't good. I think. I mean... They could be better, you know? I don't know...

Connie: What's this?

Paco: This is a Rolls Royce.

Connie: Wow, that's like the Cadillac of automobiles, huh?

Paco: No, the Mercedes-Benz is the Cadillac of automobiles. This is a Rolls Royce.

Grace Winterbourne: She is Hugh's widow, and she has just given birth to my grandson, under 200 tons of twisted metal. Now, I don't care if she turns out to be a Colombian drug lord, I'm going to help her all I can. And unless you start treating her with some respect, I'll take you over my knee and spank you! And don't you think for one minute that I can't do it...

[exasperated]

Bill Winterbourne: Paco...

[snorts]

Paco: My money's on her.

Paco: [to Connie/Patricia as she is leaving] I don't know where you come from. But I do know this: You are as much as Winterbourne as I am.

Paco: ¿What do you vatos want to do ese?

Spider: Caele, homies.

Paco: You gotta pay your dues to me, pinche mamón.

Spider: You want to throw it out, puto? Come and get some. Chale, motherfucker!

Paco: Man, Fuck You. ¿You want another placazo bad ass? Come and get it motherfucker!

Spider: Chinga tu madre! I will cut your fucking heart out, punk!

Coolaide: ¡ANDALE!

Paco: ¡And Fuck these other vatos, ese! ¡Get up Chucky, get up! You fuck with my familia eh, you got to answer to me, here and now come on, toe to toe.

[Chucky whistles]

Paco: ¡LET'S GO MOTHERFUCKER! Let's see what kind of man you are in daylight.

[Spider see is in his back a lot of Vatos Locos with shotguns]

Paco: ¿What's the matter, Spider you are scared of me?

Spider: ¡I'm gonna catch you on the fuckin' rebound, punk!

Paco: ¡I'm gonna squash you, like the pinche bug you are, COME ON MOTHERFUCKER!

Spider: ¡VAMONOS!

Paco: You should not have done that to my brother, Cruzito, ese! Know what I mean jellybean? You wanna dance? I know a tune, that's gonna stick and cut.

[slashes spider across cheek]

Cruz: Hey homes you can't come here any more, unless you're gonna bust me.

Paco: ¿And who the FUCK gave you permission to use my little brother in your paintings?

Cruz: ¡I don't need permission from you, he's my carnalito too!

Paco: Don't you use Juanito as an excuse to wreck your life. ¡YOU DON' HAVE THAT RIGHT!

Cruz: Si culero, ¡¿I don't have that right, huh? Fuckin' right I don't

[while cutting Juanito's picture in his paintings]

Cruz: ¡I don't have that fuckin' right! ¿You want him out of my painting joto? ¡All right, all right THERE HE IS! ¡AHI ESTA, TOMA, TAKE IT MAN COME ON! Juanito always loved me more than you, homes. Tu te creeias muy chingón but you were always so much of a BADASS to love the little vato. Just like you are now so much of a fucking badass you kill YOU'RE OWN PEOPLE!

Paco: NOOOOOOOO! Don't you ever say that to me again Cruzito, I let you say that one more time.

Cruz: ¡QUE PUTO WHAT THE FUCK! You're gonna kick my ass? Well caiga LET'S GET DOWN! Come on you're the badass!

Paco: I don't want to fight with you little brother.

Cruz: Well what, bust me? Well come on gabacho you're the law. Do you're job.

[Paco looks at Cruz]

Cruz: ¡DO YOU'RE FUCKING JOB!

Paco: What a dick

Rollie McCann: Dick and Asshole that's all you ever call me. What is my name Dick Asshole?

Miklo Velka: ¡VIVA VATOS LOCOS!

Spider: ¡I'm gonna fuck you up, you Casper looking, motherfucker! ¡Get in the car, Demon!

Paco: ¡VL!

Cruz: ¡AY VIENEN, AY VIENEN!

Miklo Velka: ¡SHIT!

Paco: [Throws a trash can to Spider's car] ¡FUCK YOU, PUTOS ESE!

Miklo Velka: ¡You should try to ride a tricycle Spider!

Cruz: ¡Spider puto, you paint our wall, we'll paint your ass, ese!

Spider: ¡¿Why you want to bust our ride around, punk? ¡Fuck You Candelaria, we're taking over this varrio!

Rollie McCann: Let's go, out of the car!

Popeye: Careful, careful we are tax payers, Officer McCann.

Paco: Turn around!

Rollie McCann: [Talking to Smokey and Apache] You two, out of the car!

Popeye: [Looks at Paco's hand] Orale, that's a nice placa you got there, ese. You should be riding with me, not fucking with me, carnal.

Paco: [Pushes Popeye] Hey don't you call me carnal, you piece of shit I'm not your brother, these comebacks of few are killing of our kids.

Popeye: You should get some clothes on officer before you get arrested for indecent exposure, what an example you set for the kids.

Paco: Listen you motherfuckin' rat punk, i'm gonna put your rat clicka back to the joint you hear me, you keep talking, YOU KEEP TALKING!

Paco: [Lucy walks in on him and a couple of others in a distant room at the now abandoned SDR headquarters making pipe bombs] Close the door.

Lucy: [Calmly] I thought only the other side dropped bombs?

[She closes the door and leaves]

Paco: Everyone said the police had killed Chucho, but my mother never believed it. She knew that he was meant to die at the river. Chucho's life had been on borrowed time, but you cannot cheat fate forever. The spirit of the river had returned to claim what was rightfuly his.

Paco: Cihuateteo. That's what my mother called them. The souls of women who had died giving birth. They became Cihuateteo, the spirits who helped the sun to set. Without Cihuateteo, the sun would not be able to rest.

Paco: Everyone thought it odd that Toni was going to be a nun, but then, she always was the bossy type, and that's the type that usually becomes a nun.

Paco: It was late when Jimmy got home from all the shit he had to do.

Paco: Look, who is there: Bas, our new boss. Maybe I can talk to him when I can finally go to Hawaii.

Bink: Paco, you know it doesn't make sence. Humans can't understand us.