Scooter Quotes in GoBots: Battle of the Rock Lords (1986)


Scooter Quotes:

  • Scooter: [watching Nuggit convert from rock to robot form for the first time] Would you look at that? That's amazing!

    Turbo: Aw, what's so amazing about it? We do it all the time!

  • Cy-Kill: I won't miss twice.

    [the scepter begins to take on a life of its own]

    Cy-Kill: What's happening?

    Slimestone: [as the Rocklord Warlords look on] It serves him right.

    Marbles: If he doesn't let go of the scepter soon its powers will start to overwhelm him.

    Cy-Kill: Help! It's melting in my hand.

    Crasher: Cy-Kill! What do we do?

    Talc: Let's get out of here.

    Fitor: I'm with you.

    Crasher: Oh okay.

    Cy-Kill: Help!

    Leader-1: [sighs] I know I'm going to regret this later.

    [Leader-1 shoots the scepter out of Cy-Kill's hand. The scepter then begins to fly over top of Stonehenge and then disappears leaving only Magmar's battle axe]

    Scooter: Leader-1?

    Cy-Kill: Wait for me you imbiciles!

  • Solitaire: Thank you for all of your help. Now that Magmar's been defeated he knows that we're a force to be reckoned with.

    Nuggit: Hey Scooter thanks for fixing my jetpacks for me.

    Scooter: Just remember practise makes perfect.

    Brimstone: Once we've defeated Magmar for good we can start to rebuild.

    Leader-1: Call us if you need any help.

    Solitaire: We will.

    Nick: [as Narliephant jumps up and sniffs Scooter] I think he wants you to stay Scoot.

    Scooter: Don't worry boy. I'll be back.

    Turbo: Time to go Scooter.

    [Everyone says their goodbyes]

  • Scooter: Scooter to Leader-1 do you read me?

    Leader-1: I read you Scooter. What's up?

    Scooter: The scanners picked up an unidentified flying object heading towards Gobotron.

    Leader-1: What kind of object Scooter?

    Scooter: Well, acording to the scanners it looks like a meteor and it seems to have it's own jet propulsion system.

    Heat Seeker: Look Scooter! It just changed course. It's heading right for the city.

    Zeemon: Put Gobotron on high alert Heat Seeker.

    Heat Seeker: You've got it Zeemon.

  • Scooter: [to the audience while imagining them naked] You are all naked!

  • Scooter: TWO Kermits?... Well, that explains a lot.

    Rowlf the Dog: I knew no one could have a cold for that long.

    Pepe the King Prawn: Or have that cheesy an accent, okay.

  • [first lines]

    Film Crew: And cut!

    Walter: Wow, that was so amazing!

    Kermit: Walter, you did a wonderful job.

    Walter: Thank you, Kermit. Did we get that?

    Miss Piggy: We got it.

    Kermit: We got it, yup.

    Film Crew: [speaks into bullhorn] Movie's over, people, go home. That is a wrap.

    Scooter: Okay, nice work, everyone. Make sure to fill out your I-9's, and we'll see you on the next one.

    Scooter: [crew leaves the set] So uh, what do we do now?

    Fozzie Bear: Well, we're together again. We got the theater and all our fans are back.

    Rowlf the Dog: Actually, those were extras.

    Fozzie Bear: I saw a few tapping their toes.

    Scooter: Yeah, those were paid dancers.

    Fozzie Bear: Oh.

    Miss Piggy: Or, maybe since we're all here, now could be the perfect time for you and me to tie the knot, Kermie.

    Kermit: [stammering] Well... I mean, maybe I could-...

    Walter: Hey, what's the camera still doing here?

    Statler: Oh no, disaster! That can only mean one thing!

    Waldorf: Doggone it, you're right.

    Statler: Mm-hmm.

    Waldorf: It looks like they've ordered a sequel.

    StatlerWaldorf: Doh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!

  • Baby Kermit: [Muppet Babies, singing] She's gonna be a movie star. And she's gonna learn to drive a car; she's gonna be a vet'rinarian, too.

    [to Kermit]

    Miss Piggy: And I'm gonna always love you-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh!

    Fozzie Bear: Well, she's gonna be a singer, whoa-whoa-whoa!

    Scooter: And she's gonna learn to fly a plane!

    Rowlf: She'll be a doctor of diseases and help you with your sneezes...

    Gonzo: ...and practice neurosurgery on your brain!

  • Kermit the Frog: What's going on here?

    Scooter: Well... uh... we just got job offers. Uh... right guys?

    [everyone lies with ad libs, "yeah", "sure", "job offers"]

    Kermit the Frog: That's great. But why do you all look so sad?

    Scooter: Well, it's just... they're kind of... out of town job offers. Right guys?

    [more ad libs with "yes", "out of town", etc]

    Gonzo: What job did I get?

    Scooter: Gonzo! Shut up!

  • Fozzie: [sighs] It was nice of the Chronicle to pay for our flight home.

    Pops: Yeah, but a man should be treated better than his luggage.

    Scooter: Yeah, well, my luggage was sucked out the door. Luckily my radio is frozen to my wrist.

  • Paulina Pritchett: Guns in church. The abomination that causes desolation.

    Scooter: Well, heck, someone should have told me guns weren't allowed.

    [pulls gun from waist band and sets on top of organ]

  • Dr. Jerry Woolridge: I won't lie to you. He did get into that trouble a while ago, but then we has young.

    Bill Cox: I remember well. He cut those folks to pieces and his Mama was one of them.

    Scooter: And that old Dixon boy. Oh, hell, I always wanted to kill him myself. Asshole's what he was. But I remember that ol' boy too. Kinda retarded or somethin', back in school.

  • Bill Cox: Hey, Scooter, did I tell you the one about the two ol' boys pissing off a bridge?

    Scooter: I don't believe you did.

    Bill Cox: Well, there were these two ol' boys and they hung their peckers off a bridge to piss. One ol' boy from California, the other from Arkansas. The ol' boy from California says, "Boy, this water's cold", and the ol' boy from Arkansas says, "Yeah, and it's deep too". Get it?

    Scooter: [laughs] That's a good one. I do believe you told me that one before. I've heard that one a bunch.

    Bill Cox: Yep. That's classic.

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