Kid #3 Quotes in Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)

Kid #3: [Riding on the back of a trolley with Eddie] Hey, mister. Ain't you got a car?

Eddie Valiant: Who needs a car in L.A.? We have the best public transportation system in the world.

Ted: Okay, his name is...

[sees George Washington statue]

Ted: Washington! His name's Washington.

Kid 3: That's a dumb name!

Ted: Okay, then call him George! Are you happy?

Kid #3: [in Joey's class] My Mommy says smoking kills.

Nick Naylor: Oh, is your Mommy a doctor?

Kid #3: No.

Nick Naylor: A scientific researcher of some kind?

Kid #3: No.

Nick Naylor: Well, then she's hardly a credible expert, is she?

Frankie: Whoa! Check it out! Buckingham Palace!

Amanda Lemmon: [in a know-it-all tone] That's in London, brainless. It's the Calloway House.

Kid 2: Nobody's lived there for years. It's haunted.

Amanda Lemmon: It's not, either!

Kid 3: Ask anyone. Every full moon, Old Lady Calloway's ghost crosses the lake and eats one of the campers.

Amanda Lemmon: Yeah, right, and Santa Claus lives with the tooth fairy in Queens.

[Joan reads a story at Kindergarten]

Joan: 'And the Virgin Mary descended upon... '

Kid #1: What's a virgin?

Joan: A virgin is someone who's never had sex.

Kid #2: What's sex?

Joan: Sex is something men and women do to make a baby.

Kid #3: Are you a virgin?

Joan: No.

Kid #3: Do you have a baby?

Joan: No. People who don't want babies also have sex.

Kid #3: What for?

Joan: For about 10 or 15 minutes.