Baby Herman Quotes in Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)
Baby Herman Quotes:
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[as they're filming a Baby Herman Cartoon, things go wrong at the point when the Refrigerator gets dropped on Roger's head]
Raoul J. Raoul: Cut! Cut, cut, cut, cut, CUT!
Baby Herman: What the hell was wrong with THAT take?
Raoul J. Raoul: Nothing with you, Baby Herman. You were great. You were perfect. You were BETTER than perfect! It's Roger, he keeps BLOWING HIS LINES! Roger, what is this?
Roger Rabbit: A tweeting bird.
Raoul J. Raoul: "A tweeting bird." Roger, read this script. Look what it says. It says, "Rabbit gets klunked, rabbit sees STARS." Not birds, STARS!
-- Baby Herman -
Eddie Valiant: A ladies' man, eh?
Baby Herman: The problem is I got a fifty year old lust and a three year old dinky. Look, Valiant, the rabbit didn't kill Acme. He's not a murderer, I should know, he's a dear friend of mine. I tell ya Valiant, the whole thing stinks like yesterday's diapers. Look at this. The papers said Acme left no will.
[Tosses Eddie a Newspaper which shows Marvin Acme with a will in the pocket of his shirt]
Baby Herman: That's a load of succotash. Any toon knows Acme had a will. He promised to leave Toontown to us toons. That will is the real reason he got bumped off.
Eddie Valiant: Has anyone ever seen this will?
Baby Herman: Ah, no. But he gave us his solemn oath.
Eddie Valiant: If you think that guy could do anything solemn, the gag's on you, pal.
Baby Herman: I just thought that since you were the one who got my pal in trouble, you might wanna help get him out. I can pay ya.
Eddie Valiant: [angry] Save your money for a pair of elevator shoes!
[pushes stroller]
Baby Herman: Hey hey hay, Valiant, wait!
[cigar falls to floor as stroller hits woman]
Baby Herman: My stogie!
[sees ruined cigar]
Baby Herman: WAAAAAAAA-HAHAHAHAAAAAA! WAAAAAAAAAAAAH! WAAAAAA...
-- Baby Herman -
Baby Herman: For crying out loud, Roger, I don't know how many times we have to do this damn scene! Raoul, I'll be in my trailer, taking a nap!
[Walks between a woman's legs]
Baby Herman: 'Scuse me, toots.
-- Baby Herman -
Baby Herman: Whatta you know, you dumb broad? You got the IQ of a rattle.
[Slaps woman's rear end]
-- Baby Herman
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Characters on Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)
- Jessica Rabbit
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- Roger Rabbit
- Judge Doom
- Mickey Mouse
- Goofy
- Woody Woodpecker
- Sylvester
- Smart Ass
- Benny the Cab
- Mrs. Herman
- Betty Boop
- Dolores
- Lena Hyena
- Raoul J. Raoul
- Bongo
- Lt. Santino
- Greasy
- R.K. Maroon
- Donald F. Duck
- Bullet #3
- Bullet #2
- Marvin Acme
- Tweety
- Droopy Dog
- Forensic #1
- Kid #3
- Bullet #1