Baby Herman Quotes in Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)

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Baby Herman Quotes:

  • [as they're filming a Baby Herman Cartoon, things go wrong at the point when the Refrigerator gets dropped on Roger's head]

    Raoul J. Raoul: Cut! Cut, cut, cut, cut, CUT!

    Baby Herman: What the hell was wrong with THAT take?

    Raoul J. Raoul: Nothing with you, Baby Herman. You were great. You were perfect. You were BETTER than perfect! It's Roger, he keeps BLOWING HIS LINES! Roger, what is this?

    Roger Rabbit: A tweeting bird.

    Raoul J. Raoul: "A tweeting bird." Roger, read this script. Look what it says. It says, "Rabbit gets klunked, rabbit sees STARS." Not birds, STARS!

  • Eddie Valiant: A ladies' man, eh?

    Baby Herman: The problem is I got a fifty year old lust and a three year old dinky. Look, Valiant, the rabbit didn't kill Acme. He's not a murderer, I should know, he's a dear friend of mine. I tell ya Valiant, the whole thing stinks like yesterday's diapers. Look at this. The papers said Acme left no will.

    [Tosses Eddie a Newspaper which shows Marvin Acme with a will in the pocket of his shirt]

    Baby Herman: That's a load of succotash. Any toon knows Acme had a will. He promised to leave Toontown to us toons. That will is the real reason he got bumped off.

    Eddie Valiant: Has anyone ever seen this will?

    Baby Herman: Ah, no. But he gave us his solemn oath.

    Eddie Valiant: If you think that guy could do anything solemn, the gag's on you, pal.

    Baby Herman: I just thought that since you were the one who got my pal in trouble, you might wanna help get him out. I can pay ya.

    Eddie Valiant: [angry] Save your money for a pair of elevator shoes!

    [pushes stroller]

    Baby Herman: Hey hey hay, Valiant, wait!

    [cigar falls to floor as stroller hits woman]

    Baby Herman: My stogie!

    [sees ruined cigar]

    Baby Herman: WAAAAAAAA-HAHAHAHAAAAAA! WAAAAAAAAAAAAH! WAAAAAA...

  • Baby Herman: For crying out loud, Roger, I don't know how many times we have to do this damn scene! Raoul, I'll be in my trailer, taking a nap!

    [Walks between a woman's legs]

    Baby Herman: 'Scuse me, toots.

  • Baby Herman: Whatta you know, you dumb broad? You got the IQ of a rattle.

    [Slaps woman's rear end]

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