Dolores Quotes in Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)

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Dolores Quotes:

  • [Eddie is hiding Roger in his jacket]

    Dolores: Is that a rabbit in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

  • Dolores: Is he always this funny, or only on days when he's wanted for murder?

  • Angelo: So who's your client, Mr. Detective-to-the-Stars? Chilly Willy? Or Screwy Squirrel?

    Dolores: What'll it be?

    Angelo: I'll have a beer, doll. So what happened, huh? Somebody kidnapped Dinky Doodle?

    Dolores: Cut it out, Angelo.

    Angelo: No, wait a minute, wait a minute, I've got it. You're working for Little Bo Peep. She's lost her sheep, and you're gonna help her find them, huh?

    [Angelo laughs. Eddie kicks Angelo's seat out from under him and grabs him by the neck]

    Eddie Valiant: Get this straight, meatball. I... don't... work... for toons.

    [Eddie stuff a hard-boiled egg in Angelo's mouth and storms off]

    Angelo: [spits out the egg] So, what's his problem?

    Dolores: A toon killed his brother

    Angelo: What?

    Dolores: Dropped a piano on his head.

  • Eddie Valiant: Dolores, you need to find yourself a good man.

    Dolores: But I already have a good man.

    [they are about to kiss when Roger sighs - they turn to him]

    Roger Rabbit: P-p-please, don't mind me.

  • Dolores: I would have been here right after you called, but I had to shake the weasels.

  • Roger Rabbit: Boy, what is this, some kind of secret room?

    Dolores: It's a rotgut room, holdover from Prohibition.

    Roger Rabbit: Oh, I get it, a speakeasy, a gin mill, a hooch parlor.

  • Dolores: [Ripping the Toon Kiss mark from Jessica off Eddie's face] Do you wanna tell me what she was doing with her arms around you?

    Eddie Valiant: Probably looking for a good place to stick a knife!

    Dolores: Come on, Eddie! I caught you with your pants down!

  • Dolores: [catching Eddie with Jessica] Dabbling in watercolors, Eddie?

  • Dolores: Tomorrow's Friday, Eddie. You know what happens here on Friday?

    Eddie Valiant: Fish special?

    Dolores: Well, my boss checks the books on Friday. And if I don't have that money I gave you back in the till, I'm gonna lose my job.

    Eddie Valiant: Don't bust a button, Dolores.

    [extracts his $50 check]

    Eddie Valiant: You've only got one left.

  • Judge Doom: I'm looking for a murderer. A rabbit. A toon rabbit...

    [goes over to midget drinker and presses down on him and the midget squats]

    Judge Doom: about YEEEEAAAA... big.

    Dolores: Well look, there's no Rabbit here. So don't come in here harrassing my customers.

    Judge Doom: I didn't come here to harrass. I came here to reward.

  • Eddie Valiant: Can I borrow your camera? Mine's at the shop.

    Dolores: Wouldn't be the pawn shop, by any chance?

    Eddie Valiant: C'mon, Dolores. You want the other fifty, I need the camera.

    [Dolores hands Eddie the camera]

    Eddie Valiant: Any film in there?

    Dolores: Should be. Haven't had that film developed since our trip to Catalina. Sure was a long time ago.

    Eddie Valiant: Yeah. that was along time ago. We should do that again some time.

    Dolores: Yeah, sure, Eddie.

  • [Eddie arrives with Roger at Dolores' store to get the handcuffs removed, and hide Roger from Judge Doom]

    Dolores: I thought you said you'd never take another toon case. What did you have a change of heart?

    Eddie Valiant: Nothing's changed. Somebody's made a patsy outta me and I'm gonna find out why!

  • Dolores: It's game day. I'm making crabby snacks and homemades.

    Pat: Yeah, come on, Dad, be nice. Come on, she's making crabby snacks and homemades!

  • Dolores: I'm making crabby snacks and homemades.

  • Dolores: Don't worry, we will always be together.

    Mary Lazarus: That's what Diana Ross said.

  • Eddie: Can I call you Dolores?

    Dolores: You can call me anything you want as long as you keep me alive.

  • Dolores: What do we do now? Pray? What?

    Reverend Mother: It's 9:00. Pleasant dreams.

    Dolores: W-Wait. Are you tellin' me we go to bed by 9:00?

    Reverend Mother: If I were you, I would use this time to think about my life and its direction. Or lack thereof.

    Dolores: There's nothing wrong with my life. You know, before I came here, I had a career, I had friends, I had clothing that fit. Before I came here, I was okay.

    Reverend Mother: Oh, really? From what I've heard, your singing career was almost non-existent, and your married lover wants you dead. If you're fooling anyone, it is only yourself.

    [pointedly]

    Reverend Mother: God has brought you here. Take the hint.

  • Reverend Mother: I shall ask Monsignor O'Hara and Lt. Souther to find a safer, and more suitable situation for you.

    Dolores: Oh, no. Come on. Don't send me away. Really. I mean, I'm just startin' to get the hang of this. I mean, look. I'm not gonna endanger anyone or anything else. I swear! What about forgiveness? Isn't that what you preach? There's gotta be something around here I can do that's not gonna chip my nails or annoy anybody.

    Reverend Mother: You're right, Mary Clarence. To err is human, to forgive divine. You may stay. But I shall restrict your activities to a single task.

    Dolores: What's that?

    Reverend Mother: Singing. You will join the choir.

    Dolores: Choir? No!

    Reverend Mother: You will sleep and you will sing. That will be your task until you leave.

    Dolores: No! The choir? I mean, have you heard them?

    Reverend Mother: The choir, Mary Clarence.

  • Dolores: Since when is being bad, bad?

  • Angry Man: That's the second time tonight! What are you stupid?

    [Jack tries to walk away]

    Angry Man: Woah woah, where you going? I want an apology!

    Jack: I'm sorry.

    Angry Man: No, no, no, that's not gonna be good enough, sorry.

    Jack: Well, I said I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Jeez, what is it with you? What are you totally hyper or something. you eat too much sugar?

    Angry Man: What, do you think you're pretty smart?

    Jack: Yeah I do, got an A in everything except Social Studies.

    Angry Man: Studies? How'd you like to study my fist?

    Dolores: Hey hey hey, leave him alone, asshole. Come on, Mr. Powell.

    Angry Man: What's the matter man? You gonna let your girlfriend here stand up for you?

    Dolores: Just, let's go.

    Jack: [Jack begins to deliver insults he heard on the playground] You know what your problem is, Mister? You have Exactly Disease.

    Angry Man: What's that?

    Jack: It's when your mouth smells EXACTLY LIKE YOUR BUTT!

    Dolores: What, you get that from Louis? He always says that.

    Angry Man: And you're a loser!

    Jack: Oh yeah, losers say what?

    Angry Man: What?

    Jack: LOSER! Haha! Rubber, glue, sticks to you!

    Dolores: What are you doing? This guy's very tough! Stop with this, let's go.

    Angry Man: [getting very angry] I'm a loser? You're a son of a bitch!

    Jack: I can't believe you said that! You cussed! Oh, you said the 'B' word! Oh, you're going to get in so much trouble! You really are!

    Angry Man: [laughs] Here's some trouble!

    [punches Jack in the face]

  • Jack: What happened to Mr. McGee? I just talked to him on the phone.

    Louis: I don't know what happened to Mr. McGee. Mr. Powell?

    Jack: [pause] He got diarrhea.

    Dolores: [disgusted] Diarrhea?

    Jack: Yeah, he got diarrhea. And uh, he spewed. Threw up. And he had the squirts. He had diarrhea.

    Dolores: Oh boy, that's more than I needed to know.

  • Dolores: [writes her number on a matchbook] Here's my number at work. You can reach me there any time.

    Jack: My mom said I shouldn't play with matches.

  • Dolores: You're so gallant, you man you.

  • Dolores: Look at you all grown up. Got your little speed bumps and everything.

  • Lenny: So are you free Saturday night?

    Jean Hamilton: What'd you have in mind?

    Lenny: Oh, nothing short of rocking your world, babe.

    Jean Hamilton: Well, my world doesn't rock that easy.

    Dolores: That's right, make him work for it, girlfriend!

  • Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: [Dr. Hfuhruhurr has driven them to his house, where Ramon and the housekeeper are on the porch, smiling happily to welcome the bride] There it is, darling. Your new home. The House of Hfuhruhurr.

    Dolores: What are those assholes doing on the porch?

    Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: Those aren't assholes. It's pronounced *azaleas*.

  • Dolores: The Complete Poems of John Lillison, England's greatest one-armed poet.

    Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: He wrote 'In Dillman's Grove' and 'Pointy Birds.' O pointy birds, o pointy pointy, anoint my head, anointy-nointy.

  • Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: Dolores, I am making a citizen's divorce.

    Dolores: [laughing] What?

    Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: By the powers vested in me, I hereby declare our marriage null and void! E pluribus unum!

  • Dolores: Ouch! My balls!

  • Dolores: I can't wait till next Thursday.

    Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: Today is Monday.

    Dolores: I know, but my headache should be gone by then.

  • Dolores: I know there's something weird going on with you and that brain!

    Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: [defensively] It's not weird!

  • Dolores: By the way, I fired Ramon yesterday.

    Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: Ramon? Ramon is such a fine man. What did he do?

    Dolores: He came up behind me and he grabbed my breasts.

    Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: What? I haven't even done that yet.

  • Dolores: I can smell trouble like shit on a griddle. Take a look at just what walked in! Shooo-ie!

  • Prof. Robert O. Sutwell: [flying DeeDee in his plane] Dolores, this is a great little plane, it will do anything.

    Dolores: Will it land?

  • Prof. Robert O. Sutwell: [helping DeeDee out of the plane] Will I see you tomorrow?

    Dolores: Only if they allow me visitors.

  • Frankie: You know, the only thing I've studied this semester is you.

    Dolores: Well, I hope you don't flunk.

    Frankie: Well, there's always summer school, you know.

  • Kalibanos: I am Kalibanos.

    Dolores: I am Dolores.

    Kalibanos: I like your melones.

    Dolores: [flattered] Thank you.

    Kalibanos: And your bumba.

    Dolores: You're so strong. So beautifully - primitive. What's a bumba?

    Kalibanos: This!

    [seizes her buttocks]

    Dolores: You have charisma.

    Kalibanos: My charisma is growing like mountain flower in springtime.

    Dolores: And you're a poet.

    Kalibanos: I'm a singer.

  • Dolores: I promise I'll kill you.

    Lado: That's the Dolores I'd like to fuck.

  • Diana: Have you told Tony yet, Ellis?

    Eilis: Of course.

    Sheila: Is he taking you out to celebrate?

    Eilis: We're going to Coney Island at the weekend.

    Patty: Oh, boy.

    Eilis: What does that mean?

    Patty: Well, do you have a bathing costume?

    Eilis: No, I was going to...

    Diana: Do you have sunglasses?

    Eilis: No.

    Sheila: You need sunglasses. I read that if you don't have them on the beach this year, people will talk about you.

    Mrs. Keogh: And what will they say, exactly, Sheila?

    Dolores: That's the thing, Mrs Kehoe. You'd never know, because they'd never say it to your face.

  • Dolores: I remember wrenching the steering wheel to the right and slapping my foot against the brake petal. I wasn't the driver anymore. The bus was like this huge wave about to break over us. Bear Otto, the Lambston kids, the Hamiltons, the Prescotts, the teenaged boys and girls from Bartlett Hill Road, Pete, Suzy, Laura, Rick, Sean Walker, Nicole Burnell, Billy Ansel's twins, Jessica and Mason... all the children of my town.

    [begins sobbing]

    Mitchell Stephens: Then what happened?

  • Dolores: It must be nice to be a boy. You can piss anywhere you want to.

    Tony: The world's my toilet.

  • Dolores: Sing to me!

    Willy Nilly: How about "One Hour with You"?

    Dolores: Sure! But first - sing to me!

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