Juno Quotes in The Descent (2005)
Juno Quotes:
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Beth: [trapped after a cave-in] You put in a flight-plan, right? If we don't report in they'll come looking for us.
Rebecca: That's how it's supposed to work, except I put in a flight-plan for Boreham Caverns and this isn't Boreham Caverns, is it Juno?
Beth: We're in the wrong fucking cave!
Juno: Holly was right! Boreham Caverns was a tourist trap!
Holly: Don't try and pin this fucking shit on me!
Rebecca: This is not caving, this is an ego-trip.
Sam: Where are we?
Juno: It hasn't got a name. It's a new system. I wanted us all to discover it! No one's ever been down here before.
Sam: Are you fucking kidding me?
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Rebecca: [while Sarah is looking throught the camera, with night vision on] oh, fuck it! Hello!
Juno: Please!
Rebecca: Is there anybody there!
Beth: Hello?
[Sarah points the camera at Beth, Crawler behind her]
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Juno: [while fighting a crawler] Fucker!
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Juno: Sam's gonna be Doctor Van Ney in like a year's time.
Beth: Please tell me it's longer than that.
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[Terrified, looking at Sarah who's covered in blood]
Juno: What happened to you?
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Sarah: [Sarah uses Holly's camera in night vision mode and sees all of the dead animal bones] Dead animals! Hundreds of them!
Beth: This is not good, guys.
Sam: Can we get out of here?
Rebecca: Which way?
Juno: [Uses lighter to try and find the breeze] Come on.
[the lighter's flame does not move]
Juno: I don't know.
Beth: What do you mean you don't know?
Juno: There's no breeze! It could be any one of these tunnels! Take your pick!
Rebecca: Oh, fuck it!
[yelling]
Rebecca: Helloooooo!
Juno: [trying to calm down Rebecca] Please!
Rebecca: [continuing to yell] Is there anybody there?
Beth: [also yelling] Hello!
[a crawler suddenly appears behind Beth]
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[Repeated line]
Juno: It'll be fine.
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[Juno, as Team Leader, gives instructions before the women begin to descend]
Juno: Holly: safety first! I don't want any stunts this time.
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[Juno is preparing to launch herself first down into the crevice. She speaks to her friends:]
Juno: You okay?
[One of the women says, "No."]
Juno: [Not listening:] See you down there.
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Vaines: What are those things?
Juno: Death.
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Juno: What's wrong?
Barbara: We're very unhappy.
Juno: What did you expect? You're dead!
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Very Dumb Football Player: [the football players have re-entered Juno's office] Coach?
Juno: What?
Very Dumb Football Player: [looking disturbed] I don't think we survived that crash.
Juno: [sarcastically] How did you guess?
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Beetlejuice: I'm feeling a little, ooh, anxious if you know what I mean. It's been about six hundred years after all. I wonder where a guy, an everyday Joe like myself, can find a little action...
[a brothel appears]
Beetlejuice: [dances with joy] Hey Adam, nice move!
Barbara: Adam, why did you build that?
Adam: I didn't!
[Adam and Barbara appear at Juno's office]
Juno: The whorehouse was my idea! I want you to get Beetlejuice out of the picture!
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Juno: [as Adam and Barbara come back to the afterlife] You two have really screwed up! I received word that you allowed yourselves to be photographed, and you let Betelgeuse out and didn't put him back, and you let Otho get hold of the handbook!
Adam: Handbook? When?
Juno: [rolls her eyes] Never trust the living! We cannot have a routine haunting like yours provide proof that there is existence beyond death.
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Barbara: What about that guy in the flyer, you know Betel...
Juno: Shhh! Don't even say his name! You don't want his help!
Adam: We might.
Juno: No, you don't! He does not work well with others.
Barbara: What do you mean?
Juno: I didn't want to bring it up, but rather than have you stumble on to it and make another mistake, I'll tell you. He was my assistant, but he was a troublemaker. Went out on his own as a freelance bio-exorcist. Claimed he could get rid of the living. Got into more trouble. In fact, I believe he's been sleazing around your cemetery lately. The only way he can be brought back is by calling his name three times. But I strongly suggest you get the Deetzes out by yourselves.
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Juno: Okay, have you been studying the manual?
Adam: Well, we tried.
Juno: The intermediate interface chapter on haunting says it all: get them out yourselves, it's your house. Haunted houses aren't easy to come by.
Barbara: Well, we don't quite get it.
Juno: I heard. Tore your faces right off. It obviously doesn't do any good to pull your heads off in front of people if they can't see you!
Adam: We should start more simply then?
Juno: Start simply, do what you know, use your talents, practice! You should have been studying those lessons since day one.
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Dumb Football Player: Coach. Coach, where's the men's room?
Juno: I'm not your coach! He survived!
Dumb Football Player #2: Wait, coach, let me get something straight. What's our curfew around here?
Juno: Will you get out of here! Go on, get downstairs! "'Men's room!" Are you kidding? Can't you read signs?
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Juno: [at the Maitland home] Things seem pretty quiet. Thank God you didn't die in Italy.
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Juno: Don't hold back - make this your hottest performance ever!
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