Mickey Mouse Quotes in Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)

[the Toons gather around Judge Doom's remains]

Mickey Mouse: Gosh, I wonder who he really was?

Bugs Bunny: I'll tell you one thing, Doc. He weren't no rabbit.

Daffy Duck: Or a duck.

Goofy: Or a dog.

Pinocchio: Or a little wooden boy.

Big Bad Wolf: Or a... sheep.

Woody Woodpecker: Or a woodpecker.

Sylvester: Or a pussy.

Bugs Bunny: [Eddie is falling; Mickey Mouse and Bugs Bunny, both wearing parachutes, join him] Eh, what's up, Doc? Jumpin' without a parachute? Kinda dangerous, ain't it?

Eddie Valiant: Yeah.

Mickey Mouse: Yeah. You could get killed. Heh, heh.

Eddie Valiant: You guys got a spare?

Mickey Mouse: Uh, Bugs does.

Eddie Valiant: Yeah?

Bugs Bunny: [in a sing-song tone] Yeah, but I don't think you want it.

Eddie Valiant: I do, I do, give it to me!

Mickey Mouse: Gee, uh, better let him have it, Bugs.

Bugs Bunny: Okay, Doc. Whatever you say, here's the spare.

Eddie Valiant: Thank you.

Eddie Valiant: Thank you.

[Mickey and Bugs deploy parachutes; Eddie pulls ripcord on parachute, and a car tire inflates]

Eddie Valiant: Aw, no! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

Mickey Mouse: Aw, poor fella. Ha ha.

Bugs Bunny: Yeah, ain't I a stinker?

Lena Hyena: [Eddie continues falling until Lena Hyena catches him before he hits the ground] My man!

[Gives him a stretching kiss, Eddie tumbles backwards away from her a long way]

Lena Hyena: Come to Lena!

Eddie Valiant: [Starts running towards him, Eddie rips part of a street line and moves it toward a wall which she runs straight into] Toons. Gets 'em every time.

Willie the Giant: [pointing at one of the lines on his hand] But what's this here? What is it? What is it?

Mickey Mouse: Uh-oh! I can't believe it!

Willie the Giant: Is it bad?

Mickey Mouse: Why, i-i-it says here that you can change yourself into anything!

Willie the Giant: Sure, sure! You wanna see me? I can change myself into the darndest things! Go on, gimme somethin'. Anything!

Mickey Mouse: Anything?

Willie the Giant: Anything!

Edgar Bergen: See? Mickey never misses a trick. He's got a good idea.

Mickey Mouse: Well, uh. Can you change into a fly?

Willie the Giant: A cute, teeny-weeny, itsy-bitsy housefly?

Mickey Mouse: That's it! A housefly!

Willie the Giant: Aww, you don't want a fly! How about a bunny with long, pink ears?

Mickey Mouse: Huh! Well, of course, if you can't do a fly, why, uh...

Willie the Giant: All right. A fly.

[suddenly loudly]

Willie the Giant: WHY?

Mickey Mouse: Well, uh... because.

Willie the Giant: Okay. A teeny-weeny fly... with pink wings! Now for the magic wordies. Fe, fi, fo, fum. He, hi, ho, hum. I'm a most amazing guy. Te, ti, te, ti, te, ti.

[transforms into a bunny]

Willie the Giant: You sure you don't want a pink bunny?

[notices that Mickey, Donald and Goofy have a fly swatter]

Willie the Giant: Hey, what is this? You think you fool Willie.

Mickey Mouse: How'd you get here?

Singing Harp: I was kidnapped by that wicked giant!

Mickey Mouse: Oh. What? A giant?

Mortimer Snerd: A giant?

Luana Patten: A giant?

Jiminy Cricket: A giant?

Edgar Bergen: Bigger than forty men!

Mortimer Snerd: Oh, no!

Edgar Bergen: An ogre who had the power to turn himself into anything, man or beast!

Jiminy Cricket: That calls for a drink!

Goofy: Hey, look!

[singing to the tune of "Funiculi Finicula"]

Goofy: Turkey, lobster, sweet potater pie / pancakes piled up till they reach the sky!

Donald Duck: [scat singing] Wak wak wak wak wak wak wak wak wak wak wak wak wak wak wak wak!

Goofy: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

[his Adam's apple knocks out Donald]

Goofy: I wanna eat, and eat, and eat, and eat, and eat until I die!

Goofy, Donald Duck: [both singing as Mickey enters the room] Turkey, lobster, sweet potater pie / pancakes piled up till they reach the sky...

Goofy: [singing] Lots of starches, lots of greens, fancy cho-co-late covered...

Mickey Mouse: [holding up a chest of beans, cutting their song short] Beans!

Goofy: [disgusted] What do you mean beans?

Mickey Mouse: Yeah, fellas, I sold the cow for some magic beans.

Donald Duck: Beans?

[jumps into the ceiling throwing a temper tantrum while tearing out his head feathers]

Mickey Mouse: But Donald, these are not ordinary beans, they're *magic* beans. If you plant these beans on the night of a full moon, do you know what'll happen?

Donald Duck: Yes, we'll get more beans!

[takes the box from him and throws them into a hole in the floor]

Mickey Mouse: No, no, Donald!

Donald Duck: Magic beans! Phooey!

[Willie prepares himself a sandwich]

Willie the Giant: Feedee!

[Slices some cheese, taking Mickey but narrowly avoiding Goofy]

Willie the Giant: Fidee!

[Takes a chicken leg]

Willie the Giant: Fodee!

[Takes some onions, narrowly missing Donald]

Willie the Giant: Fum!

[Pours pepper on his sandwich. Mickey sneezes the contents on Willie's face]

Mickey Mouse: Gesundheit!

[laughs]

Mickey Mouse: [Pulling on Stokowski's coat] Mr. Stokowski! Mr. Stokowski!

[Mickey whistles to get Stokowski's attention]

Mickey Mouse: My congratulations, sir!

Leopold Stokowski: [shaking hands with Mickey] Congratulations to you, Mickey!

Mickey Mouse: Gee, thanks! Hehe! Well, so long! I'll be seeing ya!

Leopold Stokowski: Goodbye!

Mickey Mouse: Mr. Levine! Okay, Mr. Levine, everybody's in place for the next number.

James Levine: Thanks, Mickey. When...

Mickey Mouse: But we can't find Donald. So you stay here and stall for time, and I'll be right back.

[Exits]

Mickey Mouse: [Offstage] Donald! Oh Donald!

James Levine: When we hear Sir Edward Elgar's "Pomp and Circumstance" we think of a graduation ceremony.

Mickey Mouse: Donald, where are ya?

James Levine: Actually, Elgar composed it for many kinds of solemn events.

Mickey Mouse: Donald!

James Levine: This march inspired the Disney artists to recreate the age old story...

Mickey Mouse: Donald, are you hiding in...

Daisy Duck: Aaaah!

Mickey Mouse: Oh, sorry, Daisy!

James Levine: ...of Noah's Ark, with one slight twist.

Mickey Mouse: [Knocking on door] Oh, Donald Duck!

Donald Duck: Who is it?

[Mickey and Donald's shadows are projected against a panel; Donald is in the shower]

Mickey Mouse: Donald, it's me, Mickey. You're on in 30 seconds, hurry.

Donald Duck: What? You gotta be kidding! I'm not even dressed...

[Mumbles angrily as he leaves the tub]

Mickey Mouse: [Peeking behind a wall] Psst! Okay, Jim. He's on his way. Go to the intro.

James Levine: Ladies and gentlemen, "Pomp and Circumstance," starring Donald Duck.

Mickey Mouse: [Pulling on Stokowski's coat] Mr. Stokowski! Mr. Stokowski!

[Mickey whistles to get Stokowski's attention]

Mickey Mouse: Just wanna offer my congratulations, sir!

Leopold Stokowski: [shaking hands with Mickey] Congratulations to you, Mickey!

Mickey Mouse: Aww, gee, thanks! Hehe! Well, I gotta run now! So long!

Durante: [Jimmy goes over to the screen] Here mousy, mousy, mousy, mousy, mousy. Nice mousy, mousy, mousy, mousy.

[picks up Mickey]

Durante: It's Mickey Mouse!

[crowd responds with "Oh, Mickey Mouse."]

Mickey Mouse: Hey you, let go of my tail.

[Mickey pulls his tail out of Jimmy's hand, does a Jimmy Durante imitation]

Mickey Mouse: Ha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha.

Durante: An impostor, stealing my stuff!

Mickey Mouse: How mortifying, how mortifying!

Durante: The indignity of it, and a guest in my own domicile!

[Mickey punches Jimmy, laughs]

Durante: What impudence! My mansion ain't big enough for the both of us.

Mickey Mouse: Okay pal, you wouldn't throw me out, would you?

Durante: I wouldn't, huh? Watch me.

[catches Mickey by the tail, and throws him to the other side of the screen, Mickey gives Jimmy a raspberry gesture]