Benny the Cab Quotes in Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)

Roger Rabbit: Jumpin' Jeepers.

Benny the Cab: Hey Roger, what do you call the middle of a song?

Roger Rabbit: Gee, I don't know

[sees that they're heading for... ]

Roger Rabbit: A BRIDGE!

Roger Rabbit: Benny, is that you?

Benny the Cab: [sarcastically, trapped in the boot of the Toon Patrol's vehicle] No, it's Eleanor Roosevelt! Get me outta here, Roger!

Roger Rabbit: [Noticing Benny, injured from the Dip he drove through spilled onto the Road] Benny, is that you?

Benny the Cab: [sarcastically] No, it's Shirley Temple!

Benny the Cab: [Noticing the Remains of Judge Doom, having been dissolved by a Large Pile of Dip] Sister Mary Frances! What the hell happened in here? I've been a cab for thirty-seven years, and I've never seen a mess like this!

Benny the Cab: [after being released from the Toon Patrol's vehicle] Ah, that's better. I can't believe they locked me up for driving on the sidewalk.

Roger Rabbit: Come on, Eddie, get in!

Benny the Cab: It was only a couple of MILES.

Eddie Valiant: I'll drive.

Roger Rabbit: But I wanna drive.

Benny the Cab: No. I'LL drive, I'M the cab! Outta my way, pencil neck!

[Roger and Benny arrive outside the Acme Factory]

Roger Rabbit: Benny, you go to the cops. I'm gonna save my wife.

Benny the Cab: Be careful with that gun. This ain't no cartoon, you know.

Roger Rabbit: [Struggling to open a Nearby Window] Wouldn't you know? Locked!

[Roger presses his hand against the window and slips, landing into a Toilet that sucks him through]

Benny the Cab: [as Eddie and Roger are escaping the Toon Patrol] And how about those Brooklyn Dodgers? Are they bums or what?

Benny the Cab: Pull the lever!

Eddie Valiant: Which one?

Roger Rabbit: Which one?

Benny the Cab: "Which one?"

[a sign pops up on the dashboard reading "This one, stupid!"]

Jessica Rabbit: Uh-oh. It's the weasels! This way. We'll take Gingerbread Lane.

Eddie Valiant: No, no! Gingerbread Lane's this way!

[Points with his thumb; suddenly, Benny the Cab appears in front of them]

Benny the Cab: So, Valiant, you call a cab or what?

[Sees Jessica]

Benny the Cab: Hubba, hubba, hubba!

[Opens the door for her]

Benny the Cab: Allow me, mademoiselle.

Benny the Cab: This is no way to make a livin'.

Benny the Cab: How about this weather, huh? It never rains!

Benny the Cab: [seeing two cars in each lane blocking his path] Will you look at these two?

[swerves past and between them]

Benny the Cab: Excuse me, ladies! Now that's what I call a couple of roadhogs.