Kid #2 Quotes in The Legend of Billie Jean (1985)

Kid #1: [Billie Jean and Putter find 3 kids staring at them] You Billie Jean?

Putter: You got it, bud.

Kid #2: Somebody's just got to help Kenny, he's in a lot of trouble.

Frankie: Whoa! Check it out! Buckingham Palace!

Amanda Lemmon: [in a know-it-all tone] That's in London, brainless. It's the Calloway House.

Kid 2: Nobody's lived there for years. It's haunted.

Amanda Lemmon: It's not, either!

Kid 3: Ask anyone. Every full moon, Old Lady Calloway's ghost crosses the lake and eats one of the campers.

Amanda Lemmon: Yeah, right, and Santa Claus lives with the tooth fairy in Queens.

[Joan reads a story at Kindergarten]

Joan: 'And the Virgin Mary descended upon... '

Kid #1: What's a virgin?

Joan: A virgin is someone who's never had sex.

Kid #2: What's sex?

Joan: Sex is something men and women do to make a baby.

Kid #3: Are you a virgin?

Joan: No.

Kid #3: Do you have a baby?

Joan: No. People who don't want babies also have sex.

Kid #3: What for?

Joan: For about 10 or 15 minutes.

Sen. Jay Billington Bulworth: I think it'd be a good idea to say "I'm sorry", huh?

Kid #1: Oh man, I waited my whole life for this moment!

Cop: I'm... sorry.

Sen. Jay Billington Bulworth: Say "No problem, Officer".

Kid #2: Go fuck your mama, you fucking pig cocksucker!

Sen. Jay Billington Bulworth: That's good enough.

Kid #1: Do you think that any knowledge we can get now at school, will be of a rank lesser to the spiritual assets we had been provided at church?

Kid #2: Probably.