Greasy Quotes in Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)
Greasy Quotes:
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Eddie Valiant: What's that?
Lt. Santino: Remember how they always thought there wasn't a way to kill a toon? Well, Doom found a way. Turpentine, acetone, benzene. He calls it "The Dip."
Judge Doom: I'll catch the rabbit, Mr. Valiant. And I'll try him, convict him, and execute him.
[dips shoe in poison, and cremation smoke starts sizzling out]
Eddie Valiant: Geez.
Greasy: [laughs] That's one dead shoe, eh, boss?
Judge Doom: They're not kid gloves, Mr. Valiant. This is how we handle things down in Toontown. I would think you of all people would appreciate that.
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Greasy: [In reference to Back To The Future] I'm gonna ram 'em.
-- Greasy -
Smart Ass: We searched Valiant boss. The will ain't on him.
Judge Doom: Then frisk the woman.
Greasy: *I'll* handle this one...
[He puts his hand down her dress and feels around for a beat before screaming in pain and removing his hand which has been caught by a bear trap]
Eddie Valiant: [to Jessica] Nice booby trap.
[the weasels all laugh at Greasy's misfortune, but Doom glares at them and they stop]
Judge Doom: Do they have the will or not?
Smart Ass: Nah, just a stupid love letter.
Judge Doom: No matter. I doubt that will is going to show up in the next fifteen minutes anyway.
Eddie Valiant: What happens in the next fifteen minutes?
Judge Doom: Toontown will be legally mine, lock, stock and barrel.
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Greasy: What do you say you and me, we go up to Lee County tonight for a couple of beers. Eh? Eh?
[laughs]
Jade Cochran: Gee, Greasy, that sounds groovy. But I'm afraid I don't have anything classy enough to wear for such a grand occasion.
Greasy: Don't you get so damn snotty. Who in the hell do you think you are, anyway?
Jade Cochran: I know who I am. I'm nobody. Just like you.
-- Greasy
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Characters on Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)
- Jessica Rabbit
- Eddie Valiant
- Roger Rabbit
- Judge Doom
- Mickey Mouse
- Goofy
- Woody Woodpecker
- Sylvester
- Smart Ass
- Benny the Cab
- Mrs. Herman
- Betty Boop
- Dolores
- Lena Hyena
- Raoul J. Raoul
- Baby Herman
- Bongo
- Lt. Santino
- R.K. Maroon
- Donald F. Duck
- Bullet #3
- Bullet #2
- Marvin Acme
- Tweety
- Droopy Dog
- Forensic #1
- Kid #3
- Bullet #1