Greasy Quotes in Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)

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Greasy Quotes:

  • Eddie Valiant: What's that?

    Lt. Santino: Remember how they always thought there wasn't a way to kill a toon? Well, Doom found a way. Turpentine, acetone, benzene. He calls it "The Dip."

    Judge Doom: I'll catch the rabbit, Mr. Valiant. And I'll try him, convict him, and execute him.

    [dips shoe in poison, and cremation smoke starts sizzling out]

    Eddie Valiant: Geez.

    Greasy: [laughs] That's one dead shoe, eh, boss?

    Judge Doom: They're not kid gloves, Mr. Valiant. This is how we handle things down in Toontown. I would think you of all people would appreciate that.

  • Greasy: [In reference to Back To The Future] I'm gonna ram 'em.

  • Smart Ass: We searched Valiant boss. The will ain't on him.

    Judge Doom: Then frisk the woman.

    Greasy: *I'll* handle this one...

    [He puts his hand down her dress and feels around for a beat before screaming in pain and removing his hand which has been caught by a bear trap]

    Eddie Valiant: [to Jessica] Nice booby trap.

    [the weasels all laugh at Greasy's misfortune, but Doom glares at them and they stop]

    Judge Doom: Do they have the will or not?

    Smart Ass: Nah, just a stupid love letter.

    Judge Doom: No matter. I doubt that will is going to show up in the next fifteen minutes anyway.

    Eddie Valiant: What happens in the next fifteen minutes?

    Judge Doom: Toontown will be legally mine, lock, stock and barrel.

  • Greasy: What do you say you and me, we go up to Lee County tonight for a couple of beers. Eh? Eh?

    [laughs]

    Jade Cochran: Gee, Greasy, that sounds groovy. But I'm afraid I don't have anything classy enough to wear for such a grand occasion.

    Greasy: Don't you get so damn snotty. Who in the hell do you think you are, anyway?

    Jade Cochran: I know who I am. I'm nobody. Just like you.

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