Japeth the Goat Quotes in Hoodwinked! (2005)

[Red crests a hill and finds herself at the edge of a meadow, and starts to hear music]

Red Puckett: Hello?

[sees that the music is coming from Japeth, singing on the porch of his shack; Red approaches him]

Red Puckett: Hello.

[Japeth continues yodeling and strumming on his banjo]

Red Puckett: I'm looking for Granny Puckett's house?

Japeth the Goat: [singing] Graaaaaaaanneeee Puckeeeet...

Red Puckett: Could you stop singing for one moment?

Japeth the Goat: [singing] No I can't, wish I could, but a mountain witch done put a spell on me, 37 years agoooooooo, and now I gotta sing every thing I saaaaaaaaayyyyyy...

Red Puckett: Everything?

Japeth the Goat: [speaking] That's right.

Red Puckett: You just talked! Just now!

Japeth the Goat: Oh, did I?

[singing]

Japeth the Goat: Did I? Dididididodadidididoooo...

[Red turns and gives us a pissed off look]

Japeth the Goat: [In cart, after 'be prepared' song. Notes Avalanche] An Avalance is coming, and I am not prepared. In fact, if I have to say it, I must say that I'm scared. If I were talking, you'd hear just how I screamed. But, since I'm only singing, I'll yodel 'till we're creamed!

[Red uses the phone in Japeth's shack]

Red Puckett: Granny?

Granny: Huh, who's that?

Red Puckett: It's Red. I'm on my way over to see...

Granny: Oh, my dear, I-I'm not prepared. I've got to... put down fresh doilies! Ugh!

[slips on something]

Red Puckett: Granny! Granny! What's wrong?

Granny: Gotta go, munchkin. Bonsai!

[the call is disconnected]

Red Puckett: Oh, no!

[hangs up the phone and turns around to Japeth]

Red Puckett: Mr. Goat, my Granny's in trouble! I've got to find a way around the mountain, fast!

Japeth the Goat: [singing] Well you came to the right goat!

[pops out his rocking horns]

Red Puckett: Oh, good. More singing.

[Japeth begins singing "Be Prepared"]

Japeth the Goat: ...Till one day I walked in the path of a motorcycle and got myself in quiet a pickle.

[flies off cliff]

The Big Bad Wolf: I'm uninsured!

Japeth the Goat: And I fell onto a branch, and a pointy rock, and an angry rock climber, and a beaver.

[pauses for a second]

Japeth the Goat: and another beaver.