Granny Puckett Quotes in Hoodwinked! (2005)

[During her bike ride, Red stops for a family of bakers who are crossing the road, leaving behind their snack shack after being struck by the Bandit]

Red Puckett: [voiceover] With the Goodie Bandit on the loose, recipes were becoming an endangered species. I decided to call Granny. If anyone knew what to do, she would.

[Cuts to Granny knitting and talking on the phone]

Granny Puckett: I don't know what to do. I'm just a tired old lady.

[Her image is shrunk to a circle wipe, revealing Red using a payphone]

Red Puckett: Your recipes are the most famous in the whole forest, Granny! What if they get swiped? It could wipe you out! Maybe I should bring you the recipe book, just for safekeeping.

Granny Puckett: A trip up the mountain is too dangerous for a little girl.

Red Puckett: I'm not so little anymore!

Granny Puckett: Please, dear, you just keep the recipes there and everything will be fine.

Red Puckett: But...

Granny Puckett: I have to go now. My program's on. Kisses.

[Blows air kisses and hangs up the phone]

Granny Puckett: Wolf, think you can handle a bike like this?

The Big Bad Wolf: Sure, I think I could if I had to, I went through my bad boy phase. Rode a bike, greased my hair back, lived over Richie Cunningham's garage, water skied over a shark tank. Those were some Happy Days.

Granny Puckett: [riding broom stick] I've gotta get me one of these!

The Big Bad Wolf: [holding on behind her] Yeah,it suits you. Lets swing by the hat store and pick up something pointy.

Granny Puckett: A person can never really fail unless they give up.