Dolph Quotes in Hoodwinked! (2005)
Dolph Quotes:
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[Dolph and Boingo get off the tram at the top terminal]
Dolph: I don't like it. The cops are all over the place.
Boingo: Forget about the cops! We've got everything we need right here!
Dolph: What about the old lady? She's alive. She'll be back.
Boingo: You just don't get it, do you, Dolph? I'm done! I'm done dancing for the man - The Muffin Man! And Granny! They can both take a hike! I'm never gonna answer to anyone ever again!
[Boingo bursts out wailing, then cackles, then cries, all in a matter of seconds, then immediately sobers up]
Boingo: Oh! I just love my job!
[He and Dolph start walking down the loading ramp]
Boingo: You see how it works, Dolph? You prioritize, you set your goals, you write a mission statement. You ask yourself, "Where do I see me in five years?"
Red Puckett: How about behind bars?
[Boingo turns around and sees Red standing at the bottom of the ramp, glaring at him]
Boingo: [surprised] Red! Oh! Hey, Red! What are you- you've spoiled the surprise!
Red Puckett: You're the bandit!
[beat]
Boingo: Surprise!
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Martin: [walks up to bullies, picks up wooden board] I've been taking your crap all my life!
[beats the bullies in one swipe]
Dolph, Jimbo Jones, Kearney: Uggghh!
Martin: Whoo! This feels good! No wonder you do it.
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Mary: Ok, then, who's left to report out their root? Andre?
Andre: Shit, Ms. Mary, I ain't the only one who ain't got no root.
Mary: Andre, we don't use profanity or double negatives here at True Directions. Ok, who's next? Megan!
Megan: Well, I've really been thinking but I just can't think of anything.
Graham: I think our little Prom Queen is too afraid to disclose.
Megan: Oh, really? What's your root, Graham?
Graham: We're working on your issue here, not mine. You're deflecting.
Mary: Actually, I think it might be a great idea for Megan to be reminded of your root, Graham.
Graham: My mother got married in pants.
[group applauds]
Mary: All right, let's see, uh, Dolph!
Dolph: Too many locker room showers with the varsity team.
Mary: Hilary?
Hilary: Um, all girl boarding school.
Mary: Sinead.
Sinead: I was born in France.
Mary: Clayton.
Clayton Dunn: My mom let me play in her pumps.
Jan: I like balls.
Mary: Why, thank you for that Jan.
[group applauds]
Mary: Joel?
Joel: Traumatic... bris. So... yeah.
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Dolph: I'm doing this for you, not for Clayton!
Megan: Yeah, right.
-- Dolph
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