Passing motorist Quotes in Hoodwinked! (2005)
Passing motorist Quotes:
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[Red is in a treehouse, reading a magazine; a woodpecker flies up]
Woodpecker: Watcha readin', Red?
[sees the magazine's cover]
Woodpecker: "Far Away Places"? Are you going somewhere far away?
Red Puckett: No. The world is too dangerous for me!
[throws the magazine over the side. It falls, and lands on the windshield of a passing sports car]
Passing motorist: Ahh! Can't see! Danger! Turn into the skid!
[Swerves violently all over the road; the scene cuts back to Red as the sounds of screeching tires are heard, followed by a loud crash that shakes a tree in the distance]
Passing motorist: I'm okay! I'll walk it off!
Woodpecker: You can't go away. Who's gonna ride the goody bike?
Red Puckett: If I had wings like you, I'd fly all the way past that mountain, and the next one and the next one, but I can't. I am just a kid.
Woodpecker: I'm just a woodpecker.
[a window is shattered and Red flinches]
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[last lines]
Passing Motorist: So, why are you headed east?
Needy Lesnicky: I'm following this rock band.
Passing Motorist: Must be one hell of a group.
Needy Lesnicky: Tonight's gonna be their last show.
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