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  • Whether Man: Whether or not you find your way, you're bound to find some way. If you happen to find my way, you will return it, will you?

  • Whether Man: Have you found my way yet? I hope it isn't mildewed.

  • Whether Man: My my my my my! Welcome, welcome welcome to the land of Expectations - to the land of Expectations! We don't get many travelers these days - we certainly don't get many travelers these days! Now what can I do for you? I'm the Whether Man!

    Milo: How do you do sir? Could you tell me the right road to... Dictionopolis, or someplace?

    Whether Man: Dictionopolis? Well now, well now, well now... I don't know of any wrong road to Dictionopolis, so if this road goes to Dictionopolis at all, it must be the right road, don't you think? And if it doesn't, it must be the right road to somewhere, mustn't it? Because there are no wrong roads to anywhere. Do you think it will rain?

    Milo: But I thought you said you were the Weather Man.

    Whether Man: Oh, no no no no no no no no no! I'm the WHETHER Man, not the Weather Man! For after all, it's more important to know whether there will be a change in the weather, than what the weather will be! Don't you think?

  • Whether Man: Whether or not you find your way, you're bound to find some way! If you happen to find my way, would you please return it? You did say it was going to rain - didn't you?

  • Whether Man: Well now, well now, well now - if it isn't the little boy who got lost trying to find his way. Expect everything, I always say, and the unexpected never happens.

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