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  • Lethargians: Laughing is against the law, and smiling is permitted only on alternate Thursdays.

  • Milo: [Wakes up to find himself in the Doldrums] I wonder where I am.

    Lethargians: [Echoing voice] You're in the Doldrums!

    Milo: The what drums?

    Lethargians: [Lands on Milo's head] Welcome to the Dol... drums.

    Lethargians: Allow me to introduce... ourselves.

    Lethargians: [Splits into 2 more Lethargians] We are lethargians.

    Milo: I'm very pleased to meet you.

    Milo: Could you help me please? I think I'm lost.

    Lethargians: Think? Don't say that! It's against the law to think in the doldrums!

    Milo: That's ridiculous! Everybody thinks.

    Lethargians: We don't. And most of the time you don't, and that's why you're here you weren't thinking.

    Lethargians: And you weren't paying attention either. And people who don't pay attention often get stuck... in... the... doldrums.

    Milo: Ha ha ha! That's silly! Ah ha ha ha!

    Lethargians: Stop that at once! Laughing is against the law!

    Lethargians: And smiling is permitted only on alternate Thursdays.

    Milo: Well if you can't laugh or think, what can you do in the doldrums?

    Lethargians: Do? Why you can do anything

    [starts to talk in singing voice]

    Lethargians: As long as it's nothing.

  • Lethargians: [singing] You can do anything as long as it's nothing, everything as long as it isn't anything, so don't say there's nothing to do in the Doldrums, don't say we wither away the day, we don't!, no!, we dawdle a bit and then, we loiter a while and dawdle again, we gather our strength to start a new, on all of this loafing and lounging we still have left to do, so don't say there's nothing to do in the Doldrums it's just not true!

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