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  • Milo: That's my speech! I didn't know I was going to eat my words.

    King Azaz: Of course you didn't. That's what we're all doing. You should have made a tastier speech.

  • King Azaz: You couldn't have one fine day without the day, could you? You couldn't have tea for two without the tea, could you? You couldn't have three blind mice without the mice, could you? So you see, Milo, words are really very valuable things.

  • King Azaz: I seem to have a touch of indigestion.

    Milo: Perhaps you've eaten too much too quickly.

    King Azaz: To be sure, too much to quickly. I most certainly haven't eaten too little too slowly, or too much too slowly, or too little too quickly, or taken all day to eat nothing or, eaten everything in no time at all...

    Milo: But wouldn't that be just as bad?

    King Azaz: You mean 'Just as good.' Things which are just as bad also are equally good. Try to look at the bright side of things Milo.

  • King Azaz: Here, in this bag, are all the words and ideas I know. With them, you may ask all the questions which have never been answered, and answer all the questions which have never been asked. All the great books of the past, and all the ones yet to come are in that bag. Go now, but remember: Use these words well, and there is no obstacle you cannot overcome.

  • Milo: If you please, sir...

    King Azaz: AHEM!

    Milo: Your Majesty, my name is Milo, and this is Tock, my watch dog. And we've been sentenced to six million years...

    King Azaz: ARRRGH! Six million? That's not a sentence, that's a number! It's against the law to mention numbers here in Dictionopolis!

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