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When you're sick, nobody takes care of you like your mom. -- Trisha Yearwood
This is your moment. Own it. -- Oprah Winfrey
Here it is ... your moment of zen. -- Jon Stewart
In the blackest of your moments, wait with no fear. -- Rumi
Culture, when it comes to food, is of course a fancy word for your mom. -- Michael Pollan
Art comes to you proposing frankly to give nothing but the highest quality to your moments as they pass. -- Walter Pater
It doesn't matter how old you are, or what you do in your life, you never stop needing your mom. -- Kate Winslet
Make it your moment-to-moment aim to recognize the difference between being aware of your thoughts, and being carried along by them. -- Guy Finley
Do what your momma tells you to do, go to sunday school, go to church, and when you die, you'll go to Statesboro. -- Erk Russell
How big can you be if just the underground niggas know you? You can't buy your mom a house when you just an underground celebrity. -- J. Cole
[On a strained relationship between a tennis champion and her mother:] There comes a time when it's probably not cool for your mom to be your best friend. -- Lindsay Davenport
Drink your wine. Laugh from your gut. Burden your moments with thankfulness. Be as empty as you can be when that clock winds down. Spend your life. And if time is a river, may you leave a wake. -- N.D. Wilson
The truth is, every son raised by a single mom is pretty much born married. I don't know, but until your mom dies it seems like all the other women in your life can never be more than just your mistress. -- Chuck Palahniuk
The quality of your moments produces the quality of your life. So, as thoughts come and go and the waves of mind rush on, Carpe punctum-Seize this moment. It deserves your full attention, for it will not pass your way again. -- Dan Millman
Listen to your mom and dad! They are almost always right, especially about boys. -- Melissa Ordway
You need your mom and dad to protect you. It means they love you so much. -- Gabby Douglas
When you can impress your mom by saying you've been to someone's concert, you know you're pretty lame. -- Gillian Jacobs
Your momma used to live at the church on Sunday You just go to LIV after church on Sunday -- Drake
I guess if you are making more money than your mom and dad, you can set your own boundaries. -- Alexa Vega
If you just stay away from junk, and stick with what your mom taught you, you're eating pretty healthy. -- Sprague Grayden
One piece of advice that I would give to any young athlete or performer is remember to thank your mom. -- Meryl Davis
Liberals want the government to be your Mommy. Conservatives want government to be your Daddy. Libertarians want it to treat you like an adult. -- Andre Marrou
In a school where everyone is famous or rich or whatever, you have a culture, 'What does your dad do?' 'What does your mom do?' -- Cynthia Nixon
There is nothing worse that a thirteen-year-old boy. You're embarrassed by your parents, and you're trying to find your independance because, deep inside, you are so dependent on your mom. -- Ben Affleck
Everything you see is filtered through your visual system (imperfect) and your brain (also imperfect, despite what your mom told you). Witness testimony is the worst kind of evidence in science. -- Seth Shostak
You know when everyone's watching, your mom and dad, your friends in high school who thought they were better than you. You get your chance to get in the spotlight and shine. -- Shaun Alexander
Learn to expect less from life and more from yourself. Accept the changes that life throws at you. Remember, your destiny is pretty much in your hands. So, as your mom may have told you, keep them clean. -- Lynda Resnick
Privacy is relational. It depends on the audience. You don't want your employer to know you're job hunting. You don't spill all about your love life to your mom or your kids. You don't tell trade secrets to your rivals. -- Barton Gellman
Like riding a bike for the first time, sometimes you just have to go for it. If you keep looking forwards and maintain your momentum, it will probably go well. But if you start to doubt yourself and look back, you are more likely to suffer a major wobble followed by a crash. -- Roz Savage
I heard the term "mamisma" when describing Speaker of the House [Nancy] Pelosi, how she was speaking from that place which is kind of like a strong mother. Like when your mom says like, "put that down!" you know that is coming from a place of both love and strength. And at this critical stage in human history we need both action and caring. -- Elizabeth Lesser
If you become so frightened of realities that are not your own, if you take upon yourselves tragedies that do not exist in your reality, in your moment, then you weaken your position and weaken the position, of those you think you are helping. You look about you and you see only hopelessness and helplessness. You organize your reality according to the tragedies of the newspapers! -- Seth
Sometimes thinking too much can destroy your momentum. -- Tom Watson
This is your moment. You're meant to be here. -- Herb Brooks
Your destiny is shaped in your moments of decision. -- Innocent Mwatsikesimbe
If your position is everywhere, your momentum is zero. -- Michael Korda
This is your moment! Seize the opportunity to be great! -- Eric Thomas
Despite what your momma told you, Violence does solve problems, -- Chris Kyle
Never trust nobody, your moms will set your ass up. -- The Notorious B.I.G.
That wasn't your mom in youâ??that was your dad. -- Ally Carter
Treat a woman how you'd want someone to treat your mom. -- Mario Lopez
Does taking the life of the perpetrator return your mom? No. -- Desmond Tutu
Also, I'm sleeping with your mom. Just thought you should know. -- Cassandra Clare
It is in your moments of decision that your destiny is shaped. -- Tony Robbins
I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home. -- Bobby Heenan
Henry shrugged. "I've kissed plenty of girls." "I'm not talking about your mom,dork. -- Heather Brewer
You might be a redneck if your momma tore her best dress coon hunting. -- Jeff Foxworthy
In the next election, I'm voting for your mom to be the next God. -- David Levithan
I bet your mom would let me." -Pigeon, Don't Let the Pigeon Drive the Bus- -- Mo Willems
Yeah school girl, cool girl. Your dress is sexy and your momma is a cougar. -- J. Cole
When your mom was not in labor yelling at me, she made me laugh so hard. -- Jim Gaffigan
So when your mom walks in, turn down the volume and act like you're doing your homework. -- Willie D
Well, you know, your mom gets like this sometimes," Simon said. "Like when she breathes in or out. -- Cassandra Clare
It's much easier not to know things sometimes. And to have french fries with your mom be enough. -- Stephen Chbosky
If your mom was here, she would flip her top over your grades." "Flip her lid," I muttered. -- Gena Showalter
I drive well! Says who your mom? No actually, she won't even get in the car with me. -- Heather Brewer
You might be a redneck if your momma gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events. -- Jeff Foxworthy
When you were born and your mom saw your face and your rear end, she said "Oh! Siamesse Twins!" -- Jerry Lawler
When you're doing late night you're on the grind every night; you send someone to check on your mom. -- Arsenio Hall
It's definitely important to have your mom and family there to back you up and cheering from the stands. -- Gabby Douglas
In my experience, anybody besides your mom that feeds you is going to want something in exchange for it. -- Karen Marie Moning
When you come in contact with the anointing of God, it not only affects your moment, it affects your tomorrow. -- Creflo A. Dollar
Your mom's in our business...she's in our business... Can't you see, girl, that your mom's trying to end this? -- K-Solo
In fact if I see you drinking I'll come down on you like a ton of bricks and call your mom. -- Ayelet Waldman
Be yourself! Love your mom, but if she's trying to get you to be someone you're not, she's in the wrong -- Patrick Stump
Everybody has weird dreams, but a usual weird dream is, okay, so your mom's driving a car and she's a dog. -- Sammy Hagar
It's easy to remember, because dating rhymes with mating, and they're almost the same [...] So your mom thinks we're ma-- Uh, dating? -- Anna Banks
You might be a redneck if your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire on her house. -- Jeff Foxworthy
Don't blame me. Tell your mom to move closer. Tell her there's this new club called civilization and you guys should join. -- Becca Fitzpatrick
Being young, and having your mom come to school with the laced-up hats and the crazy outfits are definitely moments to remember. -- Ciara
Mainstream culture is like your mom: It's always a little late to catch on and gets easily confused by technology, but it means well. -- Chris Hardwick
Nana glanced at Ben. "I think your mom has catepillars in her ears. She keeps repeating everything I say like she can't hear me. -- Nicholas Sparks
Ultimately, the only people who are in any way edified by hanging with famous people are you at the age of 11 and your mom. -- Adam McKay
You might be a redneck if you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift. -- Jeff Foxworthy
You big crybaby," I whispered into his ear. "Now you know why your mom warned you not to hit girls. Sometimes they hit back. -- Kirsten Miller
If you are lucky, you have your moment. But it is never more than a moment. You have to enjoy it while it lasts. -- Julian Fellowes
I'm avampire. I havesecret powers ," he said with a full-on fake Transylvanian accent, which he dropped to say, "Actually, your mom let me in. -- Rachel Caine
Don't tell her that your moms knew right away what it was, that she recognized its smell from the year the United States invaded your island." -- Junot Diaz
Dilip Kumar was the only Bollywood hero who could make a girl shiver just by looking at her. If you dont believe it, ask your mom! -- Imtiaz Ali
Dilip Kumar was the only Bollywood hero who could make a girl shiver just by looking at her. If you don't believe it, ask your mom! -- Imtiaz Ali
There is a time early in life when there seem to be countless reasons for happiness, and then you discover your mom is making them up. -- Robert Breault
In a school where everyone is famous or rich or whatever, you have a culture, 'What does your dad do?' 'What does your mom do? -- Cynthia Nixon
For art comes to you proposing frankly to give nothing but the highest quality to your moments as they pass, and simply for those moments' sake. -- Walter Pater
You need your mom and dad to protect you. It means they love you so much. It was awesome she was backing me up and defending me. -- Gabby Douglas
It's a little awkward to know that the world is going to see you and your mom argue about stupid things and watch me get grounded...again. -- Cheyenne Kimball
Dutch in my ear, Olde E in my palm, I Freddy Krueger your face, Michael Myers your moms. You botherin mine? That's when I'm sparkin the nine. -- Sean Price
My dad's like, If your mom and I are having sex and we videotape it and she falls out of bed funny, can I win ten-thousand dollars? -- Bob Saget
Calvin: ME TARZAN! KING OF JUNGLE! Suzy: Nice underpants. Does your mom know you're over here like this? Calvin:...I don't think Jane EVER said that to Tarzan. -- Bill Watterson
I hate using this term [miracle]. I'm a man of science. I'm a doctor. I don't use this word. But he said, it's a miracle your mom's alive. -- Trevor Noah
You said your mom is the goddess of balance," I reminded him. "The minor gods deserve better, Ethan, but total destruction isn't balance. Kronos doesn't build. He only destroys. -- Rick Riordan
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She reached into her coat pocket and felt two things she hadn't expected.... One was a wad of cash... she brought out the money. Leo whistled. "Allowance? Piper, your mom rocks! -- Rick Riordan
Stay away from drugs and alcohol. Listen to your moms and dads. In this great country of ours you do whatever you set your mind to. Make us proud of you. -- Mickey Mantle
You can write songs about your comic books and the girl or boy you sort of know and your mom and dad and it's all right there in front of you. -- Scott McClanahan
When I was young, all the books were about a Mary Jane and the football player and the prom and ending up with the quiet guy and making your mom happy. -- S. E. Hinton
We'll make it a blowout like in the olden days.""When dinosaurs roamed the earth?" Teddy asked."Exactly," Dad said. "When dinosaurs roamed the earth and your mom and I were young. -- Gayle Forman
For all my love little monsters i am your mom you are my child in my hand i protect you like my eyes but dont worry ill cacth you if you fall. -- Lady Gaga
People hate to describe their music. What we have come to call it is "beat up your mom" music. As far as describing what it sounds like, I guess you'd have to listen. -- Marilyn Manson
Sometimes you just wish you could make a film and then have it on DVD so you can see your mom. But, no, I've never really had that moment. Not really. Not seriously. -- Simon Pegg
People who build family businesses are not classically trained. They have to deal with an enormous amount of politics. You think corporate politics are tough? Go work for your dad or your mom. -- Gary Vaynerchuk
I'm a great believer in everything at the right time. Go on a crazy spree if it's the right time to do it but choose your moment carefully and beware of impulse buying. -- Lemar
His mom lived in Long Island for ten years or so. God rest her soul. And...although, she's...wait...your mom's still...your mom's still alive. Your dad passed. God bless her soul. -- Joe Biden
Look to yourself for the answer - stop calling your girlfriends and stop calling your mom - you know if it's working or not, you either feel like a goddess or you don't -- Lady Gaga
I don't think a songwriter should lose their mojo. In my situation, I'm one of those artists that lasts over a long period rather than have your moment and your moment is gone. -- Jimmy Cliff
Teddy, Vern, Chris: I don't shut up. I grow up. And when I look at you, I throw up. Aghhh! Gordie: And then your mom goes around the corner and she licks it up. -- Stephen King
Comedians walk out, get a feel for the crowd. If it's not going good, we change directions. If we got to drag your momma into this thing, we will. Whatever we got to do. -- Steve Harvey
I always wished my dad was there to intimidate my boyfriends or something. It's supposed to be your dad giving your guys friends the stink-eye for sneaking beer through your house, not your mom. -- Iliza Shlesinger
Horror is so basic. You'd get an adrenaline jolt from watching your mom get gored by a woolly mammoth. A horror movie gives you the adrenaline without having to have your mom get gored. -- Nick Antosca
How many loved your moments of glad grace, And loved your beauty with love false or true; But one man loved the pilgrim soul in you, And loved the sorrows of your changing face. -- W.B. Yeats
Did you see a doctor? (Syn) Yeah. It'll heal. (Cruel) Did your mom say anything? (Syn) Clean the blood out of the carpet before it sets. What could she say? Better me than her. (Cruel) -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
The message I want to give my fans is, always have a way to pull yourself out of the dark place. Don't sit and cry about it. Have your moment, and then get over it. -- Jessie J
Food feeds both the body and soul - there are clear reasons to eat a balanced diet, but there are also reasons you cling to your mom's secret chicken noodle soup recipe when you're sick. -- Michael Mina
The only way to cry your eyes out and laugh your ass off at the same time is to have your mom or girlfriends present. Without them, the laughing part wouldn't be nearly as fun. -- Shannon L. Alder
Your past is your experiences and your teacher as well, and your future is your hope, your dream and your fate, while the present is your moment of learning from past and preparation for the future. -- Jinnul Jr.
You are on a soulful path that asks you to step into the greatest version of yourself. It is a sacred gift to shine your brightest light, not just in your moments of glory, but each day. -- Debbie Ford
It's definitely important to have your mom and family there to back you up and cheering from the stands. You'd love them to come to every big dance and every big game, but sometimes that's not possible. -- Gabby Douglas
Picture the moment when your mom and dad first saw you as something other than a pretty, tiny version of them. You as them, but improved. Better educated. Innocent. Then picture when you stopped being their dream. -- Chuck Palahniuk
We all understand genetics. You get your eyes from your dad, your mom's nose, there's nothing you can do about that. But your spiritual genetics you can choose, pick, embrace and commit to. That's what I did. -- Chris Gardner
Must've been hard on your mom," Frank said. "I guess we'll do anything for someone we love." Hazel squeezed his hand appreciatively. Nico stared at the cobblestones. "Yeah," he said bitterly. "I guess we will. -- Rick Riordan
Sliding headfirst is the safest way to get to the next base, I think, and the fastest. You don't lose your momentum, and there's one more important reason I slide headfirst, it gets my picture in the paper. -- Pete Rose
What?â? Simon looked alarmed. â?Iâ??m not really sleeping with your mom, you know. I was just trying to get your attention. Not that your mom isnâ??t a very attractive woman for her age. -- Cassandra Clare

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